Dukes have stopped selling pretzels, they were amazing. Legit disappointed. 🥨

jaffle and chill

Literal street food

Why are there so many cops standing around in the city? #melbourne

Zelensky looks exhausted. The Americans want him to sell his people down the river and give Putin everything that Putin wants.

Seeking validation in your life? Why not order a rotisserie chicken? 🐔

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"click here to try the new version of our platform" <clicks> "you now are locked out of our platform"

"we left the parcel in a safe place" ≠ "we left the parcel on your front doorstep in full view of the street and failed to knock on the door despite it being obvious there were people at home" 🤬

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

He could be a character in The Blues Brothers. I wonder what the church's position is on orange whips.

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Opinion | If there is not a legal principle that Nazis have no rights, it’s time we created it, writes Michael Bradley.

Sorry, John C Reilly, you're just going to have to own it. 🤷‍♂️⛵

So cringey.

See, this why you can't just be popping off at the mouth if you don't mean it, words have power.

Yowza 🐋

Beautiful example of the Turkmenistan school

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

Love the alt text

Getting your cat to take chill pills without breaking them up and hiding them in food is super stressful. I hope they kick in soon.

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Sorry my friend. We know how this plays out. Years of roadworks disruptions, and then the new lanes will up with traffic within a year or two, and you're back to square one. Ultimately to keep cities moving efficiently, we need to get more people out of cars. Full story: www.theage.com.au/na... ($)

one of the ironclad rules of Australian journalism is that any story about voting must be accompanied by a picture of people voting in swimwear

Just the one?

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Yeah, I think that's lost on a LOT of people under the age of, like, 30-ish. Doc Brown's time machine was a DeLorean because DeLoreans were stupid garbage. It was a lemon he probably got for $500. Using it was just another thing made him look insane. 80s audiences would have understood that.

The not wearing the mask correctly / effectively bit seems on brand, gotta say.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

Waiting for the train and the guy who empties the bins is doing his thing. Pulls the recycling out of the yellow bin and tips it into the red bin. I can't work out whether that's his brief or he just CBF. ♻️

"....for his admirers in this room (some of whom resembled civil war-era paintings that came to life and started running an upmarket wine bar) ...." 🍷

Greetings fellow tratansspent users. 🚉🚃

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Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

It begins. 🤧

I just realised I have dressed for today based on what the BOM app said the weather would be. Unfortunately said app was still set to Cairns and not Melbourne. 🌴

The fake film artefacts as if the content was recorded on reel to fucking reel really give me the shits, probably more than they should.

Nerding out over unexpectedly getting to ride the new A321XLR back to Melbourne. Some rando in business class gave me some promotional pens when I made a comment to that effect as we walked past on our way to the rather salubrious cattle class. ✈️

Laughably terrible sculpture.

Possibly the best metaphor for the US military in recent decades that i've seen.

🐊 WARNING ACHTUNG 警告 🐊 #straya

It's me.

"Drink it without much thought, because your physical experience of it is less important than how it resonates in virtual spaces."

This just came up in my Facebook feed. WTAF.

Hearts and minds.

Good morning from Cairns. 🌴

Nailing wordiply today because the neuralgia medication I take includes the four relevant letters in its name. 💊

This tracks very well.