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In what dimension is scowling with two clenched fists hitting the table supposed to be read as "welcome"???

SHOOT FARKEN

The Right is eternally mad about the Left bias in the Humanities, which is in some small sense understandable as reality rather skews that way. But you never ever hear them talk about defunding economics departments, which is odd.

Alt Text: Atreyu's horse Artax is overcome by the sadness and sinks into the swamp, the swamp is the Lincoln Reflecting Pool. And yes... way way too soon.

"Thinking just got a big upgrade. thoughts.com" should be read in the same voice as Bill Hicks' Orange Drink sketch.

Quite the visual.

'STRAYA 🇦🇺 🐨 ⚽

Just say on a bench with a graffiti inscription that asked me to "DEFY LINEAR TIME" ✊

It's true, since time immemorial, ducks in their succulent roasted form have been integral to getting the numbers done. 🦆

Where Hughesy has us all is even if we choose not to listen to him, just by seeing his image his whingy whiny voice is already in your head.

Yes it's selfish and inconsiderate to take up two seats, but if you have a cheek on separate seats I'm going to judge you. That can not be comfortable.

"No matter how much the Very Important President inserts himself into the spectacle, it always – always – diminishes him."

I got an invite to the Noosa Mining Conference for some reason. <delete>

Fasting blood tests are the worst. I do not function without coffee.

What an incredible photo of the scorekeeper for the Durham Bulls.

It bugs me how the Greens are in the middle on these diagrams rather than to the left of Labor. Indies in the middle, Katter arguably right of Labor and left of Hanson.

The way to think about the SpaceX IPO is that it's like the 1990's Russian privatisations, but in reverse.

Embiggen your vocabulary by using all of these cromulent words in vigific and lucific ways

Well Vanilla Ice *did* foreshadow it'd be "time to go solo"

🙄🙄🙄 ...... just fuck right off

The kitchen in this house is, to put it lightly, a bit much. 🤮 www.realestate.com.au/property-hou...

Rail replacement buses being predictably omnishambles.

The AI has seen that Darling Harbour gets filled in and Centrepoint Tower moved there. The inconsistent shadows are 🤌 🤌 🤌 though

sound on

Seen in Logan Square

"Gen Z may already be building something to replace what's been lost. Not institutions. Not gatekeepers. A distributed, socially negotiated sense of who earns the right to be believed. They're not abandoning truth. They're auditing who gets to deliver it." 🤔🤔🤔

Searching for things on Amazon makes me extremely stabby. Ugh.

You have to drown tempeh in satay sauce to make it good yeah? Tofu seems more versatile.

Angus Taylor has all the gravitas of a timid relief teacher.

Now that everyone adds their own flavour of transcription robot to every meeting they attend, "meetings that could have been emails" have become meetings that generate emails that nobody reads. It's a good system. Well done, us.

Sorry I can't make your party, I have a splitting dickache.

Where's the money, Lebowski? (what a fucking car crash)

The album that Japanese PM Takaichi gave our PM isn't really my thing, but it does have cool cover art, I'll give it that.

I don't get why you'd swing at a lower house seat if you were Hanson, it seems like all downside risk for her. (I hope she swings and misses, don't get the wrong idea).

I put the wrong guide on my clippers this morning and now I'm 1mm away from looking like Yul Brenner. Oops. 💇

Platoon III: Raccoon of Fortune 🦝

Claude, make me some smut, but autistic.

A curse on whomever put that stupid Party in the USA 🇺🇸 song in my head.

Booing the Welcome to Country at an Anzac Day ceremony is the same racism that Pauline Hanson performs every time she turns her back on the Acknowledgment of Country in the Senate. It doesn’t require a lot of analysis; it’s as sophisticated as she is.

I can't stand that innumerate racoon-penis-stealing fuck.

kickstarter to buy the man a lectern "his habit of setting up the groovebox on top of a wheelie bin in the garden has evolved into one of his most memorable video formats"

"bring the flavour to the fish, bring the flavour to the rice" 😎

sam altman is the michael phelps of being full of shit

"Chicago Pope weak on crime"

This needs to be in one of those break glass in case of fire things but with the text changed to post in case of coup d'etat. 🇺🇸

"The machine has no competition because the club has no competition. It is not merely somewhere to gamble, it is the only place left to be. In other words, the machine does not only go where people are poor, it goes where people are captive."

It is a good piece of reporting. But you have to laugh at the people giving a laundry pile of red flags but then going “yeah, nah. I’m still a member.”