Top tier hardware store candy

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We have big storms coming and I’m back here laying in bed trying to sleep and my mom calls me from the other side of the house, I think it’s because of the weather no… she asked if we have a Afro pick…. We are 📄 white… she wants one for the dog….

“For the last time: I'm Anderson Cooper.” Listen to Anderson Cooper’s “I’ms” through the years and hear his final one for the broadcast. cbsn.ws/42LMpSO

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I saw the first snake of the year yesterday. I threw an empty water bottle at it and RAN!

This was probably the best chicken I’ve had on the grill in years.

🐓 heading to the grill

Stephen Colbert and David Letterman throwing things off the Ed Sullivan Theater. Colbert: “Anything you’d like to say, Dave?” Letterman: “In the words of the great Edward R. Murrow to CBS: ‘Good night and good luck, motherfuckers.’”

It’s my day off and I have so much stuff to do at home. But I have the energy of a sloth 🦥

Graduating high school at 19??? people.com/kai-trump-fo...

Love this 🤣

Came home to a check for a partial refund from the oral surgeon???

whttps://www.kshb.com/news/local-news/3-kansans-with-hantavirus-exposure-under-observation-at-ku-health-system

Why don’t they sell a big jar of black olives like they do green olives?

Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport, has died from brain cancer, his family said. He was 47 www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

That’s insane!!! 😤 @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social @haleydeanna.bsky.social

I walked 7.88 miles in one client’s house yesterday.

“It’s a Damn cold night” 📢📢📢📢📢📢IM WITH YOOOOOU

How was your day? Did you almost get run over by a grain truck going 55 through a stop light, no? Good for you.

Half a pot of coffee, a Celsius and two beef sticks.

Do i smoke? No Did I need a Capricorn lighter? Yes

I saw a middle schooler with this hair style on my way home from work. The youths are revisiting history. The studded leather bracelets are next.

Healthy after work snack

I left the house without mascara

Another Monday, another busy week.

Happy #Mother'sDay. Share your favorite TV mom.

Saw TikTok’s where women are getting freckles tattooed on their face. As someone who had face full of freckles and had multiple meltdowns as a teenager when it came to foundation shade matching this trend feels like a hate crime.

Just ordered the dogs flea and tick medicine and my leg wax, so we can both enjoy the summer.

Is it too early to start the #Dateline Mankisode countdown?! Did you know @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social has thrown so much shade it needed its own Insta account? You’ve been summoned for jury duty. Will he throw shade tonight? We’ll be reviewing the evidence at 8/9c. 😆 Pls follow ButWasThatShade. 💙

Well, there are some nasty aliens in those UFO files… holy shit!! 👽🤣

I carried 17 full banker boxes of tax papers from the attic to the garage for a client yesterday and my forearms feel it today.

Laugh timeline cleanse 🤣🤣 This video is over 2 minutes but worth your time and attention.

At the red light with my middle finger holding the steering wheel tapping away in the detection of the cyber truck next to me.

Texas,Oklahoma,Nebraska,New Hampshire,Arizona,North Dakota,Maine,South Carolina. All in the span of 4 hours.

Song of the spring,summer&fall🎶

horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more. www.propublica.org/article/more...

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It’s gonna cost $80 to fill up my car, it’s a small ford I can’t imagine what the SUVs and trucks are paying

I’ve seen too many out of state tags in KC today…

I should have go gas Monday when it was $3.99 this morning it’s $4.29

Ted Turner, the larger-than-life media mogul who revolutionized cable television and founded CNN, has died at 87

I just found a tick on me and I haven’t been in my garden since Sunday 😩 I’m actually hoping it’s from helping a client yesterday plant a bush.

Happy Cinco de Mayo Some history of the holiday day..