Getting comfortable in bed, I about slept with the bottle of glue again 😂

Epstein files?

a little confusion at the pharmacy I got it. The technician started to roll eyes when he reached over got a paper and handed me it to ask if I have any of these qualifications. I started to raddled them off, he said they just need one. You can definitely tell they are sick of the new guidelines.

Day 1 of Prozac

Dear Walmart explain yourself to me, why is the pink (woman) toothbrush is behind glass when the EXACT same black (man) one is just on the rack. 😒

How the hell? Two roofing gun nails right beside each other on the outside of the tire!?

Flat tire 🛞 😑

I’m working with 1 1/2 hours sleep a redbull and a prayer.

They are putting Athena in space…. #911onABC @immanueltyrell.bsky.social

Kimmel is not holding back on Trump at all

Kimmel: Brendan Carr is the most embarrassing Carr the Republican have embraced since the cybertruck

Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."

Kimmel: "Can you imagine? This country has become so authoritarian the Germans are like, 'Come here'"

Kimmel is on! #kimmel

Stunning, expensive but stunning.

Day 2 of horse shampoo, I think I’m seeing a difference.

I just realized I forgot trash day.

The Rapture was s’pose to be today, but…

Day 2 of having a 99°+ temperature. Thank god for Tylenol

The drug the administration is sayings gonna help “treat” autism is leucovorin. That’s a form of folic acid Folic acid is extremely important for baby’s brain development. my personal non medical belief is the lack of folic acid is probably what’s to blame for the increase in autism. Not Tylenol.

Are the Rapture people gone yet so we can back to work building the better world that is possible?

Did the rapture happen yet?

I used mane ‘n tale tonight because I’m trying to repair my hair. I can already tell a difference but I have one problem, the smell reminds me of my (clean)dog too much and now my pillow is gonna smell like my (clean) dog. 🐶

The problem wasn’t that he couldn’t say acetaminophen, it was he couldn’t read it.

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

I was thinking about my grandfathers desk I would play at in AZ and his phone that I thought was so cool, (not as cool as his portable phone in a bag or fax machine!) Decided to look it up…. Too rich for my blood! he must have had the CEO money then.

KAMALA HARRIS ON RACHEL MADDOW RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! TUNE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kamala looks GOOD! #Maddow

Ready for Rachel and Kamala! #maddow

It's Kamala time...here we go!! #Maddow

*blows on dice* c’mon rapture

This was can’t miss tv when it premiered

Still keeping my Disney+ Hulu account cancelled. Because now when they roll out those cyber Monday deals I’ll get it back for even cheaper. If they get my money back it will be with a coupon only.

Not acid free #AntiquesRoadshow

Watching but now posting along because I’m getting stick but just wanted to pop in and say hello 👋🏻 #AntiquesRoadshow

That piece of 💩 hasn’t been in office a year and I had to get a Prozac prescription today. 😑

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

First day of fall, and the fog makes it look like I’m in the Irish countryside. ☺️

Tylenol was introduced in 1955, my grandma was pregnant in 1954 dad born in January 1955. And that MF definitely was on the autism spectrum. TYLENOL DOESN’T CAUSE AUTISM!

We actually won a game

So what’s this rapture thing about?

I just realized I have to work for my republican client who i haven’t been to since before the Charlie Kirt shooting….

Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick, a trans girl gets approved for HRT.

I think Patrick Mahomes needs glasses. He’s squinting a lot

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Crazy how a car can change your mood. You see a Tesla trunk and your day is ruined. You see the Wienermobile and you’re immediately in a great mood for the rest of the week.

Do YOU remember “the 21st night of September?” Earth Wind & Fire’s co-writer Allee Willis said she told the band: “We can’t leave ‘baa-dee-ya’ in the chorus. That has to mean something.’” Maurice White replied: “No, that feels great. That’s what people are going to remember. We’re leaving it.”

Do you remember, the 21st night of September? Tonight’s the night!