#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs summer will be over before you know it.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs it's still winter, and there's ice everywhere. It's easier to let it go away on its own, rather than having to go out and stomp all over it.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs I need time to shower🚿 shampoo🧴 & shine ✨ and watch pearl drops tooth polish commercials Mmmmmmm it’s a great feeling👅 Wth yall 😂 it was a decent tooth polish. While it lasted. Probably causes permanent damage to your idk tongue or something. Mmmmm youtu.be/ZtMG0Eu_Fas?...

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs You want me to go out to dinner in this economy? Are you insane?

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs if I have to go somewhere, I'm gonna have to take a shower, and there will be a water crisis eventually.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs procrastination. I'll get around to it eventually.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs what if I run into someone who really should be punched in the throat, and I'm the only one to do it?

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs I don’t have a flying car & I blame The Jetsons for giving me false hope that I would have one by now.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs I've been sick lately. Of society.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs It’s a dangerous world out there. The chances of getting out alive are remote.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs Hashtag games #️⃣ 👩‍💻

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs that I’m bedridden, so where else would I be & why the hell are you in my room?

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs I’m old, now get off my lawn!

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs I might miss a hashtag game

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs No one else wants my company

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Cryophobia is real. See you in the Spring. Join TGIF Tags tonight and share: #MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs Go!

bumps #BeWarnedSurprise_WillHappen

#BeWarnedSurprise_WillHappen ios liquid glass 😠

#BeWarnedSurprise_WillHappen shit

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#MyEscapePlanInvolves some cutting

#MyEscapePlanInvolves being Sly

#MyEscapePlanInvolves Lotsa Tacos 🌮 🌮 🌮 girls gotta eat.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves Rhymey things like I sometimes do now and again … ~~~~ •••• ~~~~ I’m an escaper Doing a caper All that’s left of me Is my moist vapor 💨 (“moist” ftw 🙌)

#MyEscapePlanInvolves Pina colada and getting caught in the rain. Don't tell my old lady.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves lots of running

#MyEscapePlanInvolves Seeing the world through different eyes

#MyEscapePlanInvolves meeting up with the dude from the hamburger train.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves not discussing my escape plan with you rabbler babblers 😂

#MyEscapePlanInvolves digging two tunnels. The first one to escape in and the second one to store the dirt from the first tunnel.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves a specially outfitted van.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves joining a conga line.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves getting away, leaving my problems for another day, not being afraid, going on an escapade. Having a good time Leaving my worries behind

#MyEscapePlanInvolves confusing my pursuers.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves a journey

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#AddACookieToAMovieOrSong The Battle of Seble Breton

#AddACookieToAMovieOrSong Kick out the Jammie Dodgers

The Last Days Of Nabisco #AddACookieToAMovieOrSong

#AddACookieToAMovieOrSong Into The Mystic Mint

#AddACookieToAMovieOrSong Silence of the lambs With Caramel Lecter

#AddACookieToAMovieOrSong Breakfast biscuits at Tiffanys

Keebler Strange #AddACookieToAMovieOrSong

Oreo Brother, Where Art Thou #AddACookieToAMovieOrSong

#AddACookieToAMovieOrSong Any song by Brandy Snap Carlile

Tagalong Came Polly #AddACookieToAMovieOrSong

#AddACookieToAMovieOrSong Baiocchi to the future