Joe Martz
@joemartz.bsky.social
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Architectural photographer, graphic designer, creative human. www.joemartz.com
Connections Puzzle #927 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟨🟨🟦 Connections can be pull-your-hair-out frustrating sometimes.
25 days ago
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I just opened the Amazon app and typed the Amazon url in the search bar if you’re wondering where my brain is currently.
about 1 month ago
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Here’s a video from about two and a half years ago of a fox finding some food—a burrito perhaps?—and trotting off with it like The Littlest Hobo.
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about 1 month ago
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I’m convinced those who designed the seating areas at swim complexes have never been to a swim meet.
about 1 month ago
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Absolute galaxy brain drivers.
about 1 month ago
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Looking for a new car for the first time in 10 years and woah I had no idea how quickly sales people text & call & email like three and a half seconds after you fill out an internet form.
about 2 months ago
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My Instagram account was copied today.
about 2 months ago
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I was raised on these streets.
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about 2 months ago
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Am I surprised it isn’t a snow? Very yes. As a self-employed person whose very busy day would be upended by an unplanned day at home for the kids, am I upset? Very no.
about 2 months ago
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For those without kids, this what tonight sounds like: Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will i
about 2 months ago
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Went to the Costco food court with one of the kids and actually got a seat. It’s a Festivus miracle.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Took Kid B to the dentist and they did an x-ray so I saw all the adult teeth yet to come up buried in his face and I can say with certainty that it was a weird and an unnerving image.
about 2 months ago
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Yeah, I totally want to see a real estate agent’s giant head printed on the side of a passing train.
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about 2 months ago
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cait (and adonis)
2 months ago
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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Gummy Arts
2 months ago
“Home Alone” hit theaters 35 years ago today.
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Not that I’m surprised or anything, but the music at Real Canadian Superstore makes it feel like December 23 or something.
2 months ago
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ℳatt
2 months ago
I am officially putting a moratorium on guys replying to me that "it's called SkyDome" It's been twenty years. It's been Rogers Centre for longer than it was ever SkyDome. We all know what it used to be called. We GET it.
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Felipe Gaona
2 months ago
I love this.
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Barger can _totally_ make up for last night.
#WorldSeries
3 months ago
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Sacrifice fly to end the
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, who says no?
3 months ago
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Whatever happens in this game, at least there wasn’t a goddamn Jonas Brothers show in the middle of it.
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3 months ago
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Holy fucking double play
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3 months ago
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FUCK YES
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3 months ago
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ak
3 months ago
baseball fights are sooooo funny because they just mill around when it COULD be way more violent, like sir you have a bat in your hand
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ℳatt
3 months ago
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Ben Nicholson-Smith
3 months ago
When John Schneider walked past Max Scherzer after Game 6, the manager thought "it looked like he was ready to kill somebody."
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Dave
3 months ago
When my kids ask where all their Halloween candy went.
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ℳatt
3 months ago
Just wanna pour my heart out a bit about how this Blue Jays team was built on guys consistently getting taken down a peg, forced into uncomfortable circumstances, and coming out the other side.
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3 months ago
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🤞
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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That was close-ish.
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3 months ago
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Still due.
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3 months ago
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ℳatt
3 months ago
solve this puzzle dork _AAAAA _O_GERS LOSE
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This four game Dodgers sweep is a weird one because it's not that at all.
#WorldSeries
3 months ago
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I’ve never seen an intentional balk until just now.
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3 months ago
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Dodgers need the elusive 5-run home run to win.
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3 months ago
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Giménez is due for a dinger.
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3 months ago
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David Moscrop
3 months ago
It’s okay, Jays. You’ll get ‘em in game four, which starts ten minutes from now.
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I meant “bat” but it’s 1:28 in the goddamn morning.
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3 months ago
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Nice bath flip on that.
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3 months ago
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This game.
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3 months ago
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Scherzer at that pitching change.
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3 months ago
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Craig Calcaterra
3 months ago
Liam Neesons when Batman peaces out of the train right before it hits Wayne Tower
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Piri Piri Pie
3 months ago
3 RUN HOMER >>>> TWO SOLO HOMERS
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#WorldSeries
3 months ago
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Seriously, that throw was bonkers perfect.
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3 months ago
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Love a good throw to home not on a bounce!
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3 months ago
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Hey, let’s never have a mid-game tiny concert during the
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3 months ago
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