Rashford constantly making dangerous runs in behind and every time he looks up Harry Kane is in the center circle with his tongue lolling out of his mouth.

This story 🥹 This is what it’s all about ❤️💙🇨🇻

Why is Harry Kane playing like a dumbass?

Caicedo & Xhaka midfield. 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟨🟥🟥🟥

Peak TV era was when we all had cable packages with 500 channels and a DVR. You may not agree but we could all ffw through commercials

My sister trying to watch USA last night on a Roku tv:

Holy Suzuki!

I gotta be honest wearing one of those samurai headbands looks fun as hell. We definitely wore those during the 80s karate kid craze.

The silkiest pre-assist you’ll ever see.

I appreciate our coaching staff.

That is never ever a foul on the Ecuador player. Clean a tackle as you’ll see

I am extremely pissed off that I didn’t get tickets in the lottery for this Miami game. So jealous of everyone partying in Miami with Scotland and Brazil.

Its because its harmless. It takes zero integrity or courage to call them out on the reflecting pool.

England have a very friendly referee here

Anthony Gordon after one week on Las Ramblas.

That's a penalty in my book

Hydration break!

The more World Cup I watch, the more I appreciate David Raya.

Is it Saka time yet?

Should Arsenal be looking at Kouadio Koné? When I saw there’s a 25 year old midfielder starting for France it piqued my interest. When I saw that through ball he just played I became intrigued. When I saw he plays for Roma and realized his fee might not be insane, I became… excited.

I guess you could call this a hydration break???

Argentina are a dirty side

It is my official position that Raya would have saved, at a minimum, half the goals that have been scored in this World Cup.

Romero is primed for a red card here 🤣

Romero is such a prick

Iranian goalkeeper has that shit locked down like it’s the Strait of Hormuz.

The lesson of this World Cup is that you should never assume the people of a nation are anything like their leaders.

Rosicky gets all of my votes

Wow poor Ecuador. Dominant again and no goals. Amazing result for Curaçao however

lack of pressure on the ball from Sweden seems suicidal. Arteta would be fuming

Ayari is kind of annoying

If I were the Sweden manager, I would simply tell my team, "when we regain possession of the football, use your foot to kick it to a teammate instead of an orange one."

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Sweden are not defending all that well.

Fast Gabi got clobbered

Fast Gabi nearly scored

I vow to never spend money on any product advertised during a hydration break

International sports always reminds me that I am patriotic for the America that Republicans stole from us and we have to not only take it back, but crush white evangelical christian supremacy.

When I read the text I didn’t think this could be real. This is amazing. They genuinely don’t want to be around the maga a-hole.

Hydration break

Did the AUS player also get checked for concussion or was it just the USA player?

I am worried for the Aussies

There is, literally, always a tweet.

Feels unfair that the Swiss have to play both Bosnia AND Herzegovina.

World Cup might be the closest thing we’ll get to world peace

At a Yankees game and there’s a massive group of Scotland fans here singing Scotland football chants at the top of their fucking lungs and it’s hilarious. Lost count of how many times they’ve sung the John McGinn chant 😂 The baseball fans here are beyond amused. I think they’ve all been converted.

Will be interesting to see if Morgan Rogers plays some left wing

Oh hey; Anthony Gordon is playing.

I’m not going to stop going on about the fact that Arsenal’s success at corners is built on having two of the best corner takers in the game and they both play for England so you’re going to see it in this tournament and you’re going to be forced to accept it 👍

Modric can take solace in that he wasn't anywhere near the most washed 40-year-old playing today.

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