They’re way too self-serious to do this, but the Democrats should exclusively be hammering the following line:Mike Johnson and Trump want the government shut down to hide the Epstein files. It’s the only thing that’s true, simple, salient, and believable. 1/2

I would've guessed "amorality".

F all of us. The Queen wants a ballroom.

Minor correction: "Entire *worthless* life."

It might be easier to precede all Trump media reports with a default reader advisory along the lines of: *The following report contains statements by the president that are outright lies and/or propose actions which are patently illegal and/or are unconstitutional.*

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I am not religious, and certainly not Catholic, but I’m loving Pope Leo. #empathy

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They'd like to fire everyone. They know they can't. That frightens them, especially Whiskey Pete. All of a sudden, neither if *them* know where the line is... and it isn't THEIR line any more. Good.

Speakng Truth to jackasses .

Dear Murdock Family, Please step-up your hiring qualifications at Fox and try to hire people qualified to run our government so Trump won't automatically put imbeciles in charge of everything.

Please, you know what we have to do Nov 2026. It’s up to us👍🏻✊🏻💙

This administration wastes more taxpayer money than any I've ever seen. This.👇🏻 Today's expensive gathering of the military. "Retiring" 1000s of gov employees with pay, only to have to re-hire them after their summer off. Paving over the Rose Garden; building a gilded ballroom. #F47

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Hard to laugh at this particular truth.

Release the Epstein files!

Never!

GOP are a bunch of pedophiles and in Tennessee trying to make it legal!

Must be losing a step if he needs shirts to remind him of his name.

This is so 💯💯💯

Let it be clear, there is nothing normal this administration does. You cannot let it. Trump throws so much at us that we begin to think it is. That's the point. It is designed to desensitized us. RESIST To Trump, Release the damn Epstein Files. To republicans, Grow a spine.

You can LITERALLY see his eyes change when he didn't get the cheers he was expecting......

Speak Truth....

Helluva distraction. Plus, bonus points for authoritarianism and cruelty. TACO.

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Absolutely NO LIES TOLD....

The Trump Administration. So much ambition. So little aptitude.

Wasn't HUD one of the three slavishly loyal departments that posted a Kim Jong Un style Trump banner?

Ain't gonna happen. Wet dream for authoritarians.

He was all pissed because they weren't cheering him like a MAGA rally.

With apologies to Full Metal Jacket, Private Joker and Private Pyle didn't win many fans today. (Neither of the fat ones made it to Vietnam, either.)

My entire Google news feed was Trump related today, except for a hurricane. I miss the days when Trump would reroute hurricanes with his Sharpie.

Sounds like a recipe for widespread war crimes. About what you'd expect from a tatto-wearing white supremacist.

Bear in mind that they're still kicking the can for FY25, which ends tonight. The useless SOBs haven't even started on FY26 yet.

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If his name is on it, it's crooked.

Plus, he probably used more hairspray than Taco Belle during his previous gig.

It's time to rake leaves and put down mulch in Louisiana.

What today's nonevent in Quantico distilled down to is two weak men -- one of whom actively ducked serving -- feeling like they had to waste millions of taxpayer dollars to reaffirm the principle of civilian control of the military to an audience that actually understands it. (Also, insults.)

Probably paper ballots. Hard to cheat, easy to audit.