im the twin that got eaten in the womb

you could have told me "zootopia 2 came out three years ago" and i would have said "yeah i know"

in the publix tesla rn. it smells like pub sub

mine is a game of covetous worms and infinite death. no name written in stone, and no stone unturned. the reward of wealth is fear and the punishment of poverty is entrapment. server 5724 my user is worm mode #slitherio

if anyone asks my opinion on hitler i will tell them whatever it was before dynamic pricing became a thing

dynamic pricing is illegal. like not by law but by another order that is higher than law

⚠️ MEN ONLY ⚠️ yall what is the best most mind blowing way to scratch ur nuts

being too faint to go to the grocery store and having a bipolar room mate in the kitchen is not a battle for just anyone

i have the ram of a Nokia 3310

gamers

new vocal stim

she let me hit cos i let her salvage through the sharps container

I've had to play this at least once a day for a week straight

i was going to add watching ants eat my cum to my bucket list but that's already happened. so do i cross it off or

would u rather sneeze in the uber or nip slip ur cousin 30 feet away

five in the pink five in the stink

two in the pink three in the stink

i think about pinkpantheress snoopy very often

who got an ID on this vape

imagine mold in your pussy

going to the meeting with my balls hangin out the zipper acting like it's my first day

sometimes I think of "when a turtle dies, will he not serve cunt at God's cabaret?" or whatever the fuck the phrase is. however the fuck it goes

vent sticky notes :P

NOTHING AT WORK TO DO BUT VAPE AND JACK OFF MY DICK AND TWEEZE MY EYEBROWS AND PLAY SLITHER.IO

i would like to think the man who made me address him as "The (n word) Tyrone" when i was 8 gave me an inextinguishable pass

we could just work 14 hours a day for three days. imagine a 4 day vacation every week.

my favorite thing is to play komm susser tod loud in the dispatch office when shit hits the fan

girl is the new dude, basically. i am the first to notice this.

da name's 32. Rundll32.

2024 Presidential election

h8 that i lost this sound. i can never recreate it prolly

Hello roaches and worms. I am beautiful.

i need Adderall >_<

there's something deep here I'm not even kidding. this is on the nose of something revolutionary, an omen to humanity's missing piece to its future relationship with navigating technology

My cat threw up blood this morning :(

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BUYING MULTIPLE VAPES BECAUSE I WILL USE THEM ALL ANYWAYS! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BUYING MULTIPLE VAPES BECAUSE I WILL USE THEM ALL ANYWAYS! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BUYING MULTIPLE VAPES BECAUSE I WILL USE THEM ALL ANYWAYS! amen

are there people who goon to trump

I LOVE TO FAKE SMILE. I LOVE TO FAKE LAUGH. I LOVE TO MAKE OTHERS FEEL COMFORTABLE AND WELCOME. I WILL DIE AND TURN TO DUST AND MY DUST WILL FEEL LIKE HOME.

moving away from microsoft and windows is essential. thanks to international standards like posix and unix and movements like linux - nations and blocs can and should be using "home-grown" operating systems while still maintaining compatibility with global software and standards

Kill your TV, burn your newspaper, throw your clothes into the fire. Scream without words and gesture without meaning No prayer will find you no shelter will protect you no sword can save you from the whirlwind If there is a single stone standing on another, run from that place

I’d lick a toe for Dr Pepper too

I love working out regularly not just because endorphins go brrrrrr but also because it's very difficult to fall into despair when you know your ass looks great and you can lift heavy boxes

This is amazing stuff

WhatsApp fanart

me when AI first started and people didn't care until it was already too late so of course i stopped caring