we gotta find record of Nothing Ever Happens sayers who said it during the peak of hitler

it's to funny that it shows on ur medical record that u had sex with a dog if u got a pap smear within a week of having dog sperm in u

was otp complaining to my coworker after work and loudly said i was gonna kms THE AMOUNT OF HEADS THAT TURNED TO ME i completely forgot i worked at a train station and that was a genuine concern there 😭😭😭

remember when they started calling us goys and tried marketing bugs as food to us. what's up with that

you ever be in the perfect spot to watch a mouse narrowly escape cat death before either of them saw each other? i just saw that with a coworker

adn i ate popcorn :-)

8485 is modern contemporary

looking back on old memories and feeling sick in all my guts

imagine 2 stores that are clones. one store is called Bluesky n the other is called Imagine This Is Another App Just Like Bluesky Btw Both Stores Have The Same Everything Inside. now imagine everyone is mad at Bluesky for saying you can't go the back aisle. now imagine not walking to the other store

hermes ☿️ #art

oc

it's so cute seeing that cashapp notif like "spent $9.92 at Chevron" yes she did sir!

i dont want to be punished for wanting to know whether or not this is real so I'll take this as an answer

we need yahoo chatrooms back

#ぼっち・ざ・ろっく #BocchiTheRock

i want to be on the panel of judges that decide what art depicts consent and what art doesn't

no such thing as paranoia cos what if 300 years ago u said "what if the king knows everything you and everyone else has ever said?" you'd be so crazy. but today that's baby's first opsec

when i worked at a call center and a man told me that I sounded like “I learned english from talking to boys online” ????

if we get trump coins we're officially in a dictatorship lol

multi-player browser flash games would be a huge hit

chat rooms would be a big hit

happy october 3rd 🗣️‼️‼️

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked

morning sluts

NEVER UPDATE ANYTHING EVER

Come on, Bluesky. Let's do this.

even as a normie i understand bsky is just a box for all the stuff inside bsky. waiting for a different more freaked up box to become popular and accessible for me to move to

People gotta stop treating Jay like their landlady and more like their neighbor who is letting them crash in the guest room as long as they need.

as the only freaked up shawty on here to read the entire bluesky ToS, this rocks

It's water wraith Wednesday

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

@fiddy6.bsky.social @sako.works @innna.bsky.social @mysocks.bsky.social @idontgiveafuck0815.bsky.social @idontgiveafuck19.bsky.social @idontgiveafuk.bsky.social

threatening to shut down the government is an oxymoron

Bumper sticker

better than the original tfw

when ur trying ur best to say something without saying it (the only thing that changes is how you interact with the network with the bluesky app. which means just use a different app with all the same stuff inside)

so you're telling me there's a link between Tylenol and the parents of autistic children?

all mobile UI is like this

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Just to recap, the actual president found an AI-generated video of a fake news report depicting a fake announcement about an imaginary healthcare system based on a technology that doesn’t exist and posted it on his official social media account