Silly me

Yo let me clench him in between my thoughts and death roll him like a crocodile.

Appa, fr 🤣

i’m sorry a WHAT??? 😭😭

😁

Everytime I have dreams about fish they all die - I cannot figure it out

No fr because telling a man “You ain’t say that when I was eating your ass” ain’t the big AHA you think it is.

bc they lame, and not enough ppl tell them that they are

One thing a woman gon do is embarrass herself, tryna embarrass a man.

Why do women throw ass play in the man’s face after a break up? He enjoyed it and you enjoyed doing it so what exactly are you clowning him for?

Pulled out a lil pecker and a magnum condom. I said he had to leave- If he so willing to lies to himself I know he will lie to me

I love people that love to laugh fr. Like ohhhh we gone have a great time together

Boy I love the way my titties look so much I would hate to damage them with nip piercings that reject.

I only argued with one nigga yesterday on this app and that was because he couldn’t find the point of it hit him in the head.

Sometimes when I wanna reply I gotta remember we over here on the calm app So I go over to x just to tweet this bitch dumb asf. Then come back here when I’m mellow

Drink water lil bitch

sky island is where y’all lost me lmao 😭

One of my favorite compliments to receive is that I’m actually funny. You gon have a good time over here, baby.

What they talkin bout? They ain’t talkin bout nun 🤣 #KendrickLamar

Yall enjoy y’all work day

Whew I can't stand bad handshakes. It tells me so much about you. A handshake should feel intentional.

I need to visit more fr.☺️

Cultural appreciation 💙 Who else likes museums? 👀

Lil mediaaa for ya ✨

once you get in my dms with allat verbal sex I skidattle

Yall gettin chatted up in the dms and all I’m getting is scammers 😒

I be wanting to go back to church but church be the messiest place ever i will worship from prayer closet…

Flaky friendships are my kind of friendships. We made plans and neither one of us showed up and no one took it personally??? My mf dawg.

I be reciprocating, heavy.😌

I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Kendrick delivered that Wayne bar in Wayne’s cadence. But nigga spent the day arguing us down unnecessarily like they OG Wayne fan.

Being autistic means sometimes I don't know if y'all be joking or not. It really gives me anxiety

I took one day off and now I done missed the first scandal. Who the hell is #KatfishKia?!?

I’ve been purging my space for the last couple months lowkey…I truly feel like I’m stepping into another phase of life. And it’s going to be great

You large account ppl w/ 12k followers/following might as well leave me alone. I don’t wanna be bothered with you.

solange said working it away made her even sadder but fuck it I gotta try it anyway

Going for daily walks and noticing hills that used to take me out I’m overcoming with ease>>>>>>

The worst thing about being a dialysis nurse in an acute setting is that you will have to be your own plumber. I literally had a tool belt kshdhsjwwj ME! JUST A GIRL! WITH A WRENCH! AND WASHERS! KDHSJJSS

Grown adults that put the seat belt strap behind them……

Oh I guess they said this my home room #blacksky26-29

I feel good get tf out my faceeee