i don't even be realizing how thirsty i am till i start chugging some water bruh.. it's like the back of my mouth be like "nigga! bout time!" 😂😂

been scrolling on my phone for a hour without my glasses... my eyes finna be cooked bruh

oh it's getting DARK

now wait just a minute... 👀

i, too, am horrible person. a trash individual if you will.

i will delete the app if i can't scan that good QR code 🙂‍↔️

so come to the hood by yourself and talk that shit Stephen.. gentrified Old National will spit shine your bald ass head, you bitch

🙂‍↔️ you should substitute the cigarettes for butt, you'll live longer

I’d be sick cause not only are you cheating…but you’re using ME to cheat?? And you got these cameras all in my face after I just planned the next 50 years of our life together in my head???

😭😭

imagine you out on a lovely date 👫🏾you feeling like this person might actually be the love of your life 😍🥰 and then here come the goddamn Cheaters cameras 😵‍💫

called this girl petulant once and ended her whole shit 😂😂

side note: how can i get on Cardi's writing team bc i got some bars i been wanting to get off for years 😂

i pulled up to the rap ladies insulting children? Cardi gon MOP that lady up when she see her...

no but fr, why was that the first thing a lot of us collectively said/thought 😂😂😂

aye lil bruh, if you decide to cop this for me, i need this exact cover @camborghini.bsky.social 😂😂😭

soap in the office restrooms be making my hands look like I'm past death

man this lady in the office so damn fine 😂😂 sheesh bruh

the word "convenience" beats my ass worse than any other word in the language English bruh.. this is crazy.. i just got the craziest hands and feet put on me while typing this email

why all i hear is Nas saying "you Tae Bo hoe"

white bitch ready to blame a nigga for some shit she did wrong smdh..

well i hate both teams so as far as I'm concerned, they both lost 😌

i stayed up past midnight for a tie bruh 😒

Jerry Jones really seems like a nice dude bruh... i still revel in his misery every year like it's nothing 🙂‍↕️

Patullo needs to be publicly flogged for this 2nd half performance bruh

how the fuck do y'all give up that first down bro

defense tired bc the offense can't sustain drives... smfh

dawg has not completed a pass this 2nd half bc they all being forced to AJ... WTF

Lord Jesus thank you

one week after a remarkable comeback, we have a remarkable sell out... this is crazyyyyyy

stop tryna force it to AJ bruh

iight man...we need a score 😒

defense is not having a good 2nd half.. Jesus 😔

yo WTF!

my boy Jihaad 🔥🔥🔥

i said almost for a reason smfh

I'm almost ready to say Patullo knows wtf he's doing now

Hurts got 2 short TD passes... do those count the same? lol bc mf really act different when it come to my boy

Eagles said they finna bully them boys 🥴

i need Nike to chill with the Kobe AF1s bruh... shit feeling super cash grabby

the way i wholeheartedly agree with this

oh boy...

🫩🫩🫩

bruh goddamn she was at yo NECK

I'm a sucker for tacos bro 🤷🏾‍♂️

fuck that. GO. I cannot expect you to be your best self for me until you your best self for you. carry yo ass to the lady just like I'm finna do 😌🤣

oh good hell 🫩

well since i didn't get them 5s, i guess Imma go buy me some jewelry or something 🤷🏾‍♂️

one thing about me, ima roll tf out a backwood boy 😂😂