Yall, my man is so 🥰🤤

Jay don’t even want to solve crime…he just wanna shoot people 🤣🤣🤣 #ChicagoPD I’m on season 7 and this man has been consistent with this

Do yall have y’all’s 2026 planners yet?

The sun is picking random times to rise and I’m over it.

Hey yall! Happy Belated Thanksgiving 😂

Like you know what now that I hear it back…maybe I should be a comedian 😭😭😭

Having a man read your text messages back to you be funny af.

Ayo lmao

My mother accidentally put something in the wrong chat. Now we’re all putting random memes and saying “wrong chat” after lol

I looked out my window at the wrong time because now I’m wondering wth that was

Yo one of the them lil drone things just launched something out of it

Just like an athlete smh

Updated my phone and now I’m terrorizing people with polls

As long as I’m able I will keep fresh roses in my home. I love waking up and smelling the roses before I really get into the day.

I be having a ball with life!

I do need to clip the ends today though.

The bleach in the water thing works and they are blooming beautifully ☺️

Great day to be 5’7

Smh idk why men do this

Good morning to everyone who enjoys peppermint mocha coffee creamer!

Yall this man ain’t care about the bird I saw…according to TikTok he hates my guts 🤣

Oh so you don’t like when I hoot & holler…but every time I try to get off the phone you got something else to say lol Live in your truth…you like when I fuss 🙄

My friend said we should try to recreate a $40 DC weekend for nostalgia. Yall none of the places exist anymore.

My first apt the rent was $1575 - utilities included - but everything else in life was affordable and I was walking distance to a lot. I took the train everywhere and everything was cheap! $40 could take me through a weekend.

You can’t tell the elders about what you have going on at work because they act like this is 80s.

This would send me straight into the arms of my favorite Crip

Lmao wait that’s so valid though. Love bombing me will only make me ask you 75 questions straight because you too loose and free.

love bombing don’t work on me cause imma just think you homeless and need a place to stay

Giveon gives “nice guy” Do yall see it too?

Spilling work tea with ya mom really be 👩🏾‍🍳💋

I thought I was behaving today, but I’m about to go verbally assault all the chronic swirlers in my life

I hate a “I’m not 100% Black” but can’t tell me nothing about the other cultures they’re allegedly mixed with. Nigga please. That skeet reminded me of that lol

Screaming do you hear me 🤣🤣

Books & Brew in Tucker, GA

You’re entitled to compensation

Some positivity that my girls will understand. My hair math will work out perfectly for this week ☺️

You can be a lot of things...but stank before 8am feels like double treason.

Then taking a new route and throwing off the navigation…so now my knife goes on my lap. THEN you drop me off on the wrong side…if you would’ve just followed the navigation! 😒

If you don’t wear deodorant you shouldn’t be allow to drive for Lyft. It’s too early for this.

Also, it looks like 8pm at 7:15am so I’m ready for that to be over so I can get to work on time. Luckily my manager be late too lol

Good morning yall, I just realized we gain an hour of sleep in November ☺️

I just realized I haven’t had a real breakfast in two weeks and that’s why I’m skinny. Well I’ll be…2 cold brews back to back and then first meal of the day at 11:30-12pm then I eat dinner at like 6.

Do not be lazy with your courtship.

Lmaooo he disabled the quotes That’s what you get for trying to be elitist!

They gave me a new guy and he’s a platinum shopper yall. I’m getting EVERYTHING.

I knew when he didn’t have the diamond shopper tag that he would be a problem. Instacart count your days!

Who owe my Instacart shopping a fade?! Sir who is looking for you and what did you do??!!

Pallet?

Itching for a good and ridiculous food debate. The peach cobbler wings weren’t enough.