Just watched HIM and…yeah…

My mama is a tipsy crier 🙃

Drinking wine and feelin fine.

Flight looks light today 🤸🏾‍♀️

Good morning to my normal crew…yall they were being so freaky last night/extra early this morning!

Oh yall freaky tonight!

Let me go back to sleep because yall are out of control lmao

Up looking crazy chile

I need…

Accountability

Kissing .

🫵🏾 deserve a healthy love. Remember that.

It’s finally not looking like 9pm at 5pm omg I’m so happy

I gotta wash these dang makeup brushes too

I have to pack, do wash day, clean my entire apt, and eat dinner all by 10pm. Yall send one up for me.

Every time that I have denied myself something because I was waiting on someone else to do it, I never got that shit. Take care of yourself.

I need a 4 piece w/ fries saltpepperketchuponeverything

BTW, nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day today. 💚

Ain’t nothing wrong with looking 35 hold on nie!

"goodt lawd!" is a measurement.

And I’m nosy…I want to see everyone’s space.

I love the content where people just show their apartments off. The creativity be 👩🏾‍🍳💋

Her dollar tree must suck

Why Juvenile say all that on that new song? Sir I’m a good Christian woman lol please don’t make me have these thoughts

I just remembered I’m currently in a idgaf off and guess who can take this to the grave? It has been over a week, I’ve established a new routine already. I have new habits lol Shoutout to adhd

Chile just smile and sashay away

That PR question is yet another reminder to not argue with folks online. I’m sure she’s a sweet girl though.

Now I learn Trevante a lil slow hotep…why did yall ruin this for me lol

See they put too much emphasis on the girls to not be pretty and dumb. Now look what we got…Cam Newton making up works and 💩

Ummmmm guys…..GUYS!!!! Something is happening!!!! 👀

Wait nooo

Starting my day with Choppa Style because it’s my Friday

Yo I just joined my hometown’s Facebook group and I’m screaming lmao

It ain’t all good, but it ain’t all bad either. Go find you some gratitude and joy today.

Next up! My friend and I are doing this one (I’m in the DMV & she’s in Jersey) via Puzzle and Sips on FaceTime.

I finished my puzzle yall 🥰

Food had a hair in it and the remainder of the items was 4/10 in taste. This is the day I decided I’m done eating out because wtf

I thought I was going to grab something quick and cheap…$46 later

I asked my homegirl if she got divorced would she get remarried and she said: “No, I’ve seen all I’ve needed to see” 😂😂😂

Me to my mama 6x a week: “you don’t have to live with boys if you don’t want to…”

Mannnn

When I go home I’m going to open a bottle of wine and blast some house music. Who wants to come over and start frying chicken for me?

How parents and caretaker relatives born before the 70s rewrite history with themselves as saints and heroes despite hard evidence to the contrary

A cure for the stubbornness of lactose intolerant people who won't leave it alone.

Because these kids ain't addicted to the Personal Pan Pizza from reading books anymore.

I literally assigned someone a book to read today. Your perspectives need to be tweaked by exposure to other perspectives through literature. Get a library card! They have apps and you can loan e books. FOR FREE.

The aunties went from slut shaming to slapping their face on Deelishis' body 7 days a week

I avoided putting myself into anything ai generated only for my ex to put our pictures in a baby generator to see what our kids would look like. How freaking weird can you be?!!!!!