I’m starting a cult where we worship this guy, who’s with me

Realizing LeBron James is slamming home lobs every other game while being older than Gundy was at the “I’m a man, I’m 40” presser made my brain feel funny and I wanted to share that thought in case it makes your brains feel funny too. It just made it more real, somehow… @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

This story is insane. Married an American, arrested at her greencard interview, flown out of state, nearly killed multiple times when her diabetes was ignored and then mistreated. When she finally got out? Found out her credit card had been used illegally. www.daylightsandiego.org/san-diego-wo...

The Mike Blowers/Matt Tuiasosopo prediction part of the Mariners video is so wonderful, I love it. I don’t even watch baseball. I woke up in the middle of the night as it began after falling asleep to @secretbase.bsky.social and I revisit it every time I remember it exists.

My first inclination was to say I need a sample pack of this asap but that would almost feel like messing with perfection

@jomiadeniran.bsky.social in the A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms ep5 pod, what you said about feeling like Baelor might be okay even though you read the book hit hard because I haven’t read it, but I did read asoiaf and that is *exactly* how I felt watching The Mountain and The Viper fight in GoT

This is Kiki. My parents’ neighbor (and mine from the ages of 8 to 18) passed away and left this little gremlin behind. I figured she might like my house more than spending the rest of her days wandering the woods and fighting deer and possums and such, and so far it seems like she does.

you should pay the mcdonalds lady a living wage so that she can buy music equipment and work less hours so she can make music instead of squeeze her so hard that the only way she can "make music" is by asking a robot to steal some in the 5 minutes she has between work and bed

@jasonkirk.fyi DJ Lagway to Kennesaw State, yes or no? Keep in mind before you answer that basically every QB who has transferred out of UF has immediately become good to great for whatever other team they’re transferred to

My girlfriend is working in the city we used to live in tonight and sent me this from outside the convenience store near our old house. I am now afraid for her safety

i’m learnding

I, too, want Ole Miss to be stupid

Is there a sad version of Rocky Top for tonight @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social please, please talk about the leaked UF booster zoom and associated absolute fucking shittery tonight. It’s the only thing that will make me feel better about being a Gator fan

me seeing an ad with a woman in a cute dress with tape over her mouth: oooh that's kinky. Advertisement: thousands of sexual harassment victims are silenced every year. Me: ohhhhh dear. my bad

the entirety of the british press talked themselves into believing this woman is trans based almost entirely on JK Rowling's judgement of the athlete's appearance.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social who had nico harrison and how many points was he worth?

I am sitting at a 10:00pm showing of Badlands and it is now 10:25 and I am still seeing ads for Alexa and Pepsi

Thanks to @righttimebomani.bsky.social, today I learned that me and @roywoodjr.bsky.social went to the same plasma place in Tallahassee, and that’s fun. Hell of a lot more fun than it’d be if I/we still had to go, anyway

Today I received the most expensive non-essential thing I’ve ever purchased

I made the mistake of reading some of what was in front of me when I opened Facebook today and man I work in a geoengineering-adjacent field and I hope she figures out that that is not what geoengineering is before she murders some civil engineers because she thinks they’re poisoning the air

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social if yall weren’t already aware, I just wanted to let you know something very important that I just learned: Oregon’s kicker’s name. A T T I C U S S A P P I N G T O N

While I understand that most UFC fighters have no choice but to prostrate themselves in front of Dana White and Donald Trump to be given even a slight chance to make enough money fighting to not have to get a second job, they will have the chance to do the funniest thing…

Just tuned in and Kennesaw St is beating that ass, is this normal @jasonkirk.fyi?!

all these dudes being dressed up like the delta squad in sicario really drives home how fucking ridiculous we have become. it should be scary, it is scary, but it's also so fucking duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb

I use Reddit a lot and I wish there was somewhere I could talk about my kratom use on there without getting called stupid for having a problem with it, or being called stupid for even suggesting it’s possible to have a problem with it I’m in FL and they just banned 7-OH products, which are

It’s important to me that no one forgets that the Longhorn Football Hydration Chart exists

please make a patreon tier where you basically do “how did this get made” for liberty film department and liberty film department-adjacent movies @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Hey yall @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I have a really important question that only you can answer: what team should I start a dynasty with on CFB 26? I’m a Florida fan but they’re too good of a team (lol??) to do the dynasty ladder thing with

WATCH — @peterbeinart.bsky.social : “Why did it take this long? We are profoundly complicit. The blood is on our hands as Americans because it is our weapons responsible for those children starving to death in Gaza… if Israel disagrees, let CNN’s cameras in.”

I love my stupid impulse buy robot

restless dorito

I’ve been playing Dune Awakening a lot recently, like well beyond what is mentally or physically healthy

Excellent read. "The Cato Institute found that ICE booked over 200,000 people into detention between October 1 and June 14. More than 93% of book-ins had no violent conviction and 65% had no criminal conviction whatsoever." This is what ethnic cleansing in the US looks like. Right now.

extremely important question: when you see the 🙏 emoji, do you see it as thank you high five praying or none of the above? i know this is heavily dependent on context but generally. do you use it, and what for? i always use it as a way to say "thank you," especially when i've already said ty a lot

Trump's megabill includes $45 billion for the construction of immigrant detention facilities. To put that in perspective, the Los Angeles Clippers' Intuit Dome, one of the most expensive sports arenas in the world cost $2 billion. Trump has enough to build 22 Intuit Domes.

This "discrepancy" was first uncovered by @boltsmag.org and @injusticewatch.org last August. At the time, CPD officials refused to discuss @pascalsabino.bsky.social's findings and a spokesperson stood by their publicly reported figures. Nearly 11 months later, they now say they're working to fix it.

helping my girlfriend apply for jobs and this is the dumbest shit i have ever fucking seen jfc this isn't even one of the worst sets of "questions"

ICE just got a budget bigger than over 100 countries GDP. Bigger than the budget for the NIH. Or the Marines. These psychos are truly getting their private army and there is nobody, not a fucking soul, in government that is doing anything to stop them.

average boys group chat (that rematch soccer game is fun btw)

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

I mean I do It’s because all the people I work with are also white men and I’m in the construction industry and I know we’re not going to agree on much when it comes to politics and current events, but… yeah

I’ve recently discovered the single most important video ever uploaded to YouTube