Anemona Fartocollis

Deck The Halls has become a sad shadow of the original song, celebrating New Years Eve with declarations of love and how you're feeling real horned up

Security prompt of "How many monsters are in your house currently" and keeps saying no as you type in increasingly large numbers

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low-wage delivery jobs are bad, the robot is cute, and if it's in your way you can just step over/around it. i'm sorry but the path to fully automated luxury gay space communism includes – surprise! – automation. fix your hearts or die.

Chicago's version is this hot dog with boobs (with an extremely unlicensed Alvin)

Prosecution should be welcomed as the humane compromise. DOGE employees should fear extrajudicial murder.

if in 2028 I lose more of my country, it'll be while fighting shoulder to shoulder with my trans brothers and sisters to the bitter fucking end

First you will come to the Sirens who enchant all who come near them. If any one unwarily draws in too close and hears the singing of the Sirens, his wife and children will never welcome him home again, for they sit in a green field and warble him to death with the sweetness of their song.

my vision turning red as I realize how much land tax NYC is missing out on! www.phenomenalworld.org/analysis/bud...

its because in elite circles, having good connections to other elites is the only social status that matters. doesn't matter if you raped kids, if you know the president of harvard and the former white house chief council, you can provide introductions that matter more than what crimes you did.

Welcome on board Amtrak Acela 2153 service from Boston to Washington DC. We'll be traveling on the short route from NY Penn Station to Philadelphia 30th St. Station. Amtrak wants us to board from the monumental Moynihan hall, but we're using the good old Amtrak waiting area under MSG.

Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him And they should, given this is his fault.

good. they are.

I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”

You should call your senator whether they're on this list or not. This is a small group of people looking for political cover so they can do something they themselves barely believe in. If the rest of the caucus tells them they're on their own, there's a better chance nobody folds.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

i will never stop yelling about how cheap local news media is to produce and sustain vs. one-off political ad spends.

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

WE ARE IN THE BASEBALL DIMENSION

hell yeah brother

i don't care if the death penality is desired by every person on earth, abolishing it is a moral good. matthew here holds no such values and he is a sadder, weaker man for it.

we’re going to win

huh, that's Kaitlin Bennett, Kent State gun girl and occasional holocaust denier

the distance between regular people and politicians/political media is nearing crisis levels. at some point there’s gonna be violent revolt and the responsibility will lay with the people who’ve choked off all avenues for non-violent change far more than the people engaged in violence themselves

When you reach a certain age and have worked all your life believing in—and often fighting to create—a better world for our children and look around at where we are now, it’s radicalizing. I really don’t think political leaders grasp how furious we are.

we should build the dodgers stadium city and have 10 dodgers teams to play there the boys of summer are back baby

ngl i love the idea of a AAA game but with the spatial structure and temporal logic of an actual dream

ordinary americans are filming ice agents and trying to save their neighbors. for all the hemming and hawing during 2024 about how democracy was an elite concern, the elites gave up far more quickly than average people.

This is an easy to read succinct statement of Stancilism renewal.org.uk/blog/all-tha...

This would have to start with Jefferies. Both of NY's sitting senators are gutter racists who think Muslims are unamerican.

that is hardly a jolly roger and a fucking totenkauf chest tattoo is disqualifying

The ballroom and paving the rose garden is very Trump, but the rest of this is the work of staffers with greek/roman statue pfps.

Instead of asking, "how do we make NYT better" ask " how do we make it less relevant"

Not even an "several experts say it is unlikely to be coffee", leaving us to scratch our heads as to the liquid and its meaning.

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

usmc welcome to the war on cars i guess?

Obvious ethical and legal arguments against it, but I think we should still consider killing Mr. Beast

amazing to see such a rapid shift towards solar + battery energy production

glad to see some contrast being drawn between judges who must practice law and supreme court justices who use their sinecures to shit all over it

this is the phone i use to call your girl

build the habit of getting regular daily exercise and learn the basics of weight training. maintaining your body is about to become a much bigger part of your life.

the cause of the fire is currently unknown. there is a difference between a suspicious-but-possibly-innocuous fire and targetted violence against a sitting judge and this shit does nothing but sow misinformation and dread.

do all oil refineries have massive fires every decade or so, or is that something that chevron's california sites are especially good at?

trans people outnumber ICE simple as