What's great about getting older is I can sample the horrible clicking noises in my knees and use them as hats in hip hop beats

Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol old people are just not built to handle this

tracking

Sometimes in my work I need to delete the Blender Default Cube, but don't worry, the cube consents to this!

Good news everyone they've just announced the sequel to autism

Your daily reminder that Gex 1’s 100% screen tells you how massive your cock is

womp womp.

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography

these are the only photos that wikimedia commons has of this keyboard

i burned a capcut free trial to make this

Adjusted for inflation Spirited Away cost $22 million to make. The Triplets of Belleville cost $16.5 million, Cartoon Saloon's Wolfwalkers cost $14.28 million, and Oscar winner Flow cost only $4 million. These critically acclaimed, made by real people films, cost less than this pile of actual vomit.

thank you xlibre

POV You're on a date with Xenia

If a creepypasta turns a kid friendly game into a horror experience, then a creepypasta of a horror game should turn it into a pleasant experience where absolutely nothing bad happens Instead of a jumpscare, you get a jumpnice :)

thinking about this all-time favourite GNOME Moment

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

android is quite literally the windows of mobile devices and this also includes a good chunk of the negatives at this point

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Oh sure when furries create a fictional character to roleplay their emotional fantasies with they're "deviants" and "perverts", but if you do it with world-destroying corporate LLM spyware you're "on the cutting edge" and "part of the future"

Enjoying the day off 😎 📸 Adeon

[1st date] (thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro her: so what do yo- me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS J M S O D A E P N UNLIMITED LIVES OFF UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!!

cool samsung vacuum cleaner that i found

think before you speak

thank you google AI overview

The polycarbonate body, translucent blue casing: not plastic, polycarbonate, reinforced for both durability and aesthetic precision. Not afraid of looking like a toy because it knows exactly what it is: a precision instrument, a rugged tool disguised in playful irreverence

big flashcart doesn't want you to know this but you can literally just solder an eeprom to the memory bus

Heavy multi-billion dollar fines to Roblox, TikTok and Discord until they got moderation in gear (or went bankrupt) would be way more effective at keeping children safe than making adults need to give ID to talk to people or see images because a machine learning model thought it was inappropriate.

Protogen/Synth baby name ideas:

everyone left on twitter is either a racist vtuber or @‍dxtr_ai who is "currently vibe coding a new micro-saas to help you wipe your ass more easily with the power of chatgpt" and posts like they got kicked off linkedin for using too many emoji

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well, I asked God using TempleOS and I’m still trying to interpret the answer

live, laugh, public, static, void, main, string[], args 🗣️🗣️ Now

get real

opened mastodon and the first post i see is someone circlejerking over the fact they aren’t on bluesky. kind of like how people on here talk about being on twitter and how twitter users talk about bluesky. i think some people only use social media to talk about how the one they use is the best

just scrolling past seeing the black and gray device on the left with a light brown cat and the black and gray device on the right with a light brown foamy liquid I thought it juiced that cat

to the idiots using xlibre: this is the code quality of the changes

It’s 49,781CE. Humanity has reached the stars and spread among galaxies. We’ve reined in physics and all of space, gravity, time, matter, and energy is ours. The great blooming accelerates. And there’s still no way for two arbitrary devices to share files.

KNOWING COMPUTER SHIT: pros: being able to figure out some silly bullshit issue and cobble a fix together cons: [crying, screaming, throwing up, etc]

when the nice indie software begins telling you to "supercharge your productivity" and a sparkle icon appears

down with Whatever eev.ee/blog/2025/07...

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag