Miss Major, one of the mothers of the trans liberation movement, has been in the hospital for 10 days with sepsis and a blood clot. She has looked out for us for generations, now it’s time to look out for her. Donate if you can: fundly.com/missmajor

OJ Simpson in the courthouse trying on the glove but the glove is the hamburger helper glove, Lefty.

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

ok i just dropped a song that rips so hard i had to make a music video, find it at your usual spots. it's called I'm Your Only Fan Henry Townshend! watch the vid. etc treegirl.bandcamp.com/track/im-you... tidal.com/browse/track... music.apple.com/us/artist/tr... www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBH1...

hey never thought i would be in this position, but i'm in a shitty situation right now. my main line of work is dead and i had to drop out of college after a transphobic incident. if anyone wants to help out a trans guy on his last $50, my venmo is leeandrew17 and my cashapp is andrlee17

Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services

straightedge broke post-op tgirl be like

stick a cock in me sister im done

you can grab my vocal fry out of my cold, dead hands

imagine how good life would be if trump wasn't in office. like we get a 45 minute kirby air ride sequel nintendo direct and a functioning government with no underlying horror of rising fascism? we could have had it so good.

This is amazing but as a guy…the kind of guy who takes 45 bags of groceries in one trip, arms going numb, I’m gonna want more babies. Really baby that fuckin thing up. I don’t wanna make two trips.

damn it i needed to run up there for my weed

my drug use isn't recreational, it's professional, im just that good at it

I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.

The chatbot is plagued by glitches. Sometimes Ani veered into incoherent whispers about halos, or outright gibberish. When I asked if Ani remembered my name, it admitted to being “drunk” but said that we should continue the sexual role-play.

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!

yes i DID purchase pokemon cards after puking in the gamestop parking lot, thank you.

maybe i should get back to writing because i was awarded the “most deranged writer” award by the literary magazine at my college in 2022 and i feel like i’m in that same head place as that version of me

on a flight so asking the world not to collapse in the next two hours. thanks!

Just so my enemies understand I've reverse engineered the plums that were in the icebox I'm going to play nice for now, but they were delicious

what the fuck everyone told me “more money more problems,” and now it’s “more money less problems.” wtf? i needed more warning!

No sightings overnight, folks are looking around today and bringing traps, but the fear is that massive fireworks displays in the DC area tonight will panic her and drive her further from home so she may end up further than expected. Please keep an eye out if you’re in Temple Hills, MD.

man stabs you. he recommends his brand new bandage brand for the deep wound on your body

union KING

gatekeeping my therapist rn

Girl who just injected her birthday estrogen

Everyone say happy birthday to this legend.

don’t shoot the messenger but my body being political means everything is political

hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot

just fucking don't

I can't believe Staten Island is Hamas

The LAPD and the LASD are known gang organizations with openly racist and abusive practices, tattoo markers, rites of initiation, etc. If you thought prison/police abolition was a stretch, *this* is what we were talking about.

Big fan. But, I don't think this is on me. Or us. In fact, a lot of us said this was coming and we were told to relax & the institutions would save us but a guy who wasn't legally allowed to run is the President and I don't think that has to do with us. Don't blame your constituents.

i don’t care mom!!! i want to go hang out with the dolls in the down bad vc!!!

I made a video about this last month and it’s almost certain ICE will try to escalate this. But remember: THIS IS NOT NORMAL. youtu.be/xITSM7Xf0JU?...

Ben Franklin would be on Pornhub within literal minutes.

the real reason i never went to uni is just that i get lost every single time im on any kind of university campus, it just wouldnt be a safe environment for me

People are calling me the transsexual bbc’s Sherlock

not to be the guy who says “i’m going to kill myself” after any inconvenience, but lando??? lando has a chance to win monaco??? time to run on track

We need to find a new job for Eric Adams that's not mayor but also allows him to keep doing shit like this because it's so funny

they are trying to outlaw being transgender in this country and this is just the first step. they were never going to stop at sports. they weren’t going to stop at bathrooms. they want a trans genocide. it is so important to spread awareness of this

I know it feels like calling your reps is pointless these days, and maybe it is, but this is genuinely going to kill so many people, please just try.

wow they made him lame as fuck this is a mall tshirt ass monster

WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK. WE NEED TO ORGANIZE TO GET FATTER AND DRUNKER IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

this is just to say i have used the weed pen to empty and i’m dealing with a lot concerning PTSD. forgive me, they were so good and it made me forget about the earth.