Sums up the current state of the US politics

Deleted Twitter BTW (not that I ever used it but still!) ✨️

Back for day 2 (The Woods) of #hellghoulweek “More fair than thoughts of Mortal Men” 3rd age neighbors era drabble read on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/59976295…

Have some creepy mind palace shenanigans for today’s #hellghoulweek drabble… Day 3 (slither): “And the rest of him slithers in” Read on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/59976295/chapters/153252427

bioluminescent cum

The right has come up with an encyclopedia-length list of bad definitions of fascism. Trump keeps meeting them so they keep coming up with new ones to say he doesn't.

they’re mean to each other but we know they’re in love

🧝‍♀️ His plans are ruined by a ravenous elfling. 1️⃣ #hellghoulweek 2024, Day One: Monsters 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/60021751

😈 Happy Hellghoul Week! 👻 I’ll be doing a drabble a day again. 👹 Day 1 (Monsters): The Monster Hunters Some pure modern au domestic fluff. Read on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/59976295/chapters/153015916 @hellghoulweek.bsky.social

happy October the 24th to all who celebrate

The cleansing flame comes for us all

They were just neighbors

i hail from Old Internet, where we had an ancient adage: "Don't feed the trolls" can we try bringing it back while this place is young and pure

Had a few minutes to wander around the local book shop and wish for bigger shelves at home.

Still proud of this one lol

"I would’ve placed a crown upon your head, I would never have rested until all Middle-Earth had been brought to its knees to worship the light of its Queen.” What if Galadriel had gone into her own power trip? Made that man KNEEL and BEG? It suits him tbh #saurondriel #haladriel

Let's keep this energy here. No telling people to kill themselves over pixels. No calling people genocide apologists over cartoons. No calling people domestic abuse apologists over space wizards. No threatening to bomb the houses of people who ship pairings you find icky. Ship & let ship.

About that S2E7 kiss ... #haladriel #trop archiveofourown.org/works/59397784

Hi hello I have recovered my password ✨️💙

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Uh oh the pictures are all out of order 😭 BRB gotta redo this thread.

Celebrían

1/?? AITA? (a silly haladriel socmed au feat. the silver clam vs. the cosmic connection)

Fellas, is it romantic when your wife's boss calls her a demon (affectionate)? Parody reddit post meets TROP 🙃

in the mouth of the wolf (good luck) Galadriel gets stuck in a time loop. Someone is already there. archiveofourown.org/works/495517...

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Haladriel a/b/o lawyers is almost done. Here's another snippet! 🔞⚖️👩‍⚖️💥 NSFW.

⚠️ Road worker Hal muses on homeowner Gal. 💞 Sequel to Lost. 🔗https://archiveofourown.org/works/46921894/chapters/124974352 #haladriel

I did my two big scary things for the day. A phone call and a text message about my ridiculous vehicle that defies diagnosis. Now I can take a nap right?

Operation: Happy Puppy/Mean Kitty (Also titled: I'll never escape the coffee shop au until the day the coffee shop au escapes me.)

when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec

The Fellowship of the Ring as Penguins! 🐧 They are all a different species that matches them! 🧵 below:

⚠️ Homeowner Gal clashes with road worker Hal. 🔗 https://archiveofourown.org/works/46921894/chapters/124895104 #haladriel

IRL I am currently a 39 year old woman who had 3 alc*hols with pals, and usually has 0-1 on a wild Saturday night in the house so 🥳✨️

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“But I’m afraid to follow more people because my Ratio will look bad!” Free yourself from the mental chains that Twitter placed you in. No one cares about your followed/following ratio here. You are free.

This is both depressing and a reminder

It starts with a last-minute errand. 🔞💥⚖️❤️‍🔥 abo opposing counsel.

IDK why but there's an omegaverse opposing counsel thing happening ⚖️💦🔞💕

Is anyone surprised I started writing more? NSFW snippet from college neighbors au 👀💥💦 cw butt stuff 🍑🍆 idk I'm sorry 😆

Here it is just 2200 words of pwp. Haladriel college/neighbors/summer romance au 🌞💦💕 https://archiveofourown.org/works/49362619

...and they were neighbors. 🌞💦🔞