Bath time

🐺 Celebrían is not afraid of the dark (Celebrían Half Maia AU) 🍂 @hellghoulweek.bsky.social #hellghoulweek 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

🍎🗡🪙 Gods of Opportunity Interlude: Pride of a Father, Strength of a Son. 🌊 Before Ren leaves, Obi finds himself saying goodbye 🎁 For @claudeng.bsky.social 🍋NSFW 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/201939... #akagaminoshirayukihime

🌳 Galadriel has a call to make (Park Ranger Hal) 🍋💦 NSFW 🎂 For my lovely @lisenberry who deserves all the treats. 🔗https://archiveofourown.org/works/46921894/chapters/188382596

Sex Industry Hal always gets what he wants...

LET ME KISS YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!

🪟👼 Window Cleaner Hal and Galadriel have a fight. (WCH) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...

I'm sorry, but this is the most Haladriel account ever. Every post is a banger :3

Se o Telecorno esta sofrendo eu estou rindo Boa noite amigus 😘🤣 #Sauron #Galadriel #Celeborn #Annatar #Mairon #Halbrand #Annatariel #Haladriel #Saurondriel

💍 The Dark Lord delivers a custom order (Dark!Arwen AU) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

What if...I write this fic that's been on my mind for ages, one chapter prompt at a time...what then?

💫Arwen does not like being compared to Lúthien. Her Grandfather agrees. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218... 😊 Bringing back an old one :)

🧝‍♀️🤴 Sauron demands his price (sequel to Sleep) 👼 Celebrían Half Maia 🍋💦NSFW 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

🧝‍♀️🤴 Sauron demands his price (sequel to Sleep) 👼 Celebrían Half Maia 🍋💦NSFW 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

"In that hour of trial, it was the love of Galadriel that helped most to hold him firm. The one small forge of a free smith was all his need and due, not a furnace swollen to a realm, his own hands to use, not the hands of others to command." A Haladriel what if.

Hm. So. Tipstaff!AU anyone?

👼Her child will not sleep so Galadriel remembers she is not, in fact, a single parent (Celebrían Half Maia) 🍋 NSFW-ish 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

I woke up thinking about this fic specifically two years later!

Legs. Leggys. Leggos, even.

Halbrand: Have any of us contemplated m*rder? Galadriel: Yes. Halbrand: However, divorce? Galadriel: Y- Halbrand: NEVER.

🪟👼 There is a new boy in day care. Window Cleaner Hal is displeased. (WCH) 🍋 NSFW-ish 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...

Adar: What did he promise you? Galadriel: An army... Sauron, curating his pinterest board:...of fat cuddly babies 👼

It's...chef's kiss :3

Best day, best week, best month, best year!

🧝‍♀️🐈‍⬛️ Galadriel enjoys a moment of peace (Tevildo!Sauron AU) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

what if an alien wanted to have sex with you but then you were really nervous and didnt perform great and it was like ok well im just gonna go and then aliens never came back to earth

Don’t talk to me, I angy

Don’t forget to share the love babes 💗💗💗

🐈‍⬛️ Arwen is a kind hearted granddaughter (Tevildo!Sauron) 🎁 For @spiderres.bsky.social 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

👑 The Dark Lord rests (Canon AU) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

I don't think you understand what an absolute tyrant this baby is. The hiking scene? The cemetery scene? The take-me-to-caves-daddy scene? She will poop in an interrogation room, don't mess with her. #babyaudrey #thesurvivors

Mermay

I just want you to know that I take Cat Sauron very seriously!

👼🧦 Sauron is one of THOSE parents (Celebrían Half Maia AU) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

🎀💦 Their weekend of work and decadence concludes (Tipstaff AU) 🎁 For @lisenberry.bsky.social 🍋 NSFW 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...

Hmm, maybe AITA? Is Galadriel the a-hole for [] her ex-husband's girlfriend's father? archiveofourown.org/works/58543483

👼 The Dark Lord comes to reap the fruits of his labour (Celebrían Half Maia AU) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

🧝‍♀️🐈‍⬛️ The Dark Lord has a fetish (Elfling AU) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...

I wished nasty things for Zen, tbh...

Back on my Sticks of Power ridiculousness. There were two requests filled today: one from @mmirageof.bsky.social who wanted to see the Elrond “riding you to victory” snark and a tribute request for @jhalya.bsky.social’s The Tides of Fate

At the edge of doom

🍎🗡 Shirayuki is injured. Obi is amused. 💋 Almost Kiss for #obiyukimadness25 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/213383...

🧝‍♀️ The Elfling is mad at him (Elfling AU) 🔗https://archiveofourown.org/works/61459066/chapters/164467432

That waist is how the virgin mary got pregnant...

And me again, with even more naughtiness :))

Hey look, it's me and my poetic naughtiness :3

Thank you so much for this rec! That one happens to be one of my favourites too 🥰 On the other hand, this made me look at my stats, which I never do, and I had to remind myself that it's not all that serious 😅

reminder to fic writers

🚀☕️ short and sweet, as a treat!

☕️ Galadriel reconnects with Mairon after many years (Martanis AU) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/614590...