Oh no, they got me again!

Whew, I’ll tell you. Took way longer than three days.

You never know if I’m in there or not 💀

Excuse me! He’s just not here at this moment. Why’d you have to call him the d-word like that? ☹️

Ha! You fools, I am evil forever!

I hope someone warned Tilion to put some clothes on! 🌕 🚀

Not evil anymore I just want to be loved.

So, I think I have a crush.

They can open my dungeon any day 😏

Mordor, otherwise known as Sauron Island where nothing bad or illegal ever happens.

My good loyal friend Jo K Rowling.

Look… eye tried my best.

🫥

Melkor, Sauron

Middle Earth First, you know.

Me when I meet any elf from the house of Finwë

It’s me, your Byronic Daddy *cough* I mean Darcy.

so finally, here it is, as commissioned by @jessicannatar.bsky.social through the lil fundraiser some tolkien folks did last year for the palestine children relief fund. the gorgeous artwork was done by @galadrielswife.bsky.social who you should also follow on instagram @artsysibel 1/2

I made a guest appearance at the Olympics

Or even worse (you could be Eru Ilúvatar)

I think someone’s gotta do something to stop me, it must be illegal to have this much fun.

What about me? EYE deserve to be in this post 😤

Don’t worry, I’ve got it all under control. Edit: I spoke too soon.

Wait, what year is it?

Hello, I am a hobbit or whatever.

Three rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for mortal Men doomed to die, Five gold rings for my true love back home

Ho-ho-hoe, come get your rings!

This rivalry is heated.

James, where have you been, loca???

Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)

Talking to my eiiiaiiii friend and it told me I should totally pour all my essence into a piece of jewelry—so I think I’m gonna do that.

He brooked no freedom nor any rivalry, and named himself Lord of the Earth. #RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron

Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?

Me when

Any blonde would do

Treat me like a trinket, I don’t mind

In response to not receiving the attention I deserve, I will now cause problems on purpose.

Never beating the allegations

You know what? I do feel remorse. For not putting myself first more.

Will you be my wEYEfe? 💍

Buy $auron C0in limited time offer 👁️

Rings for free.

Just vibes.

I know I act unemployed but I actually do have a job.

woof

Can I be your fuckable loser?

SIGH

👁️

Introverted but willing to discuss rings for men.