Whatever, I’m still serving face 👁️ 👄 👁️

Look, I know Armand is a POS but I just can’t help it. He’s too adorable and I too have been fooled by his sad japanime UWU eyes.

Here is my elder millennial hot take. I think one of the biggest curses of the 2020s is millennials refusing to accept they’re aging and having no concept of how to do that gracefully. Babes, this is 40, embrace it.

The swamp draining going well I see.

I can’t believe how much my mental health issues improved or simply stopped after I was laid off. Weird to be calmer when you are unemployed (with crushing financial debt) than in a toxic workplace. Now I have a new job with stress and pressure but nothing like the negativity and frustration there.

Louis: Let the tale seduce you. Lestat: Let the tale throw you in a tumbler dryer on a fast spin cycle. #tvl

GCs but no image feature is brutal 💀

I tried to capture a bee butt but this one was serving face.

Cherries used to be my favorite fruit. Now I am not sure I buy them even once a year because it’s 8 euros for 400g and they don’t even taste good.

I really hope I am wrong but I think we’re watching Ariana Grande put her life in danger. It’s so painfully visible but still ppl are going to be so ‘shocked’ of how this was happening right in front of our eyes. Like helloooo! Who thought it’s a good idea for her to go on a world tour right now?

I wouldn’t have thought they could top Season 2, but from this first episode, it seems like they’re gonna. #TheVampireLestat

What was the point even? I am baffled tbh.

I don’t want the Rey movie, actually. Because I have no faith that any Hollywood writers know how to write a powerful and complex heroine without killing her at the end anymore.

Goodbye, Euphoria! You will not be missed. 😒

So a Russian drone fell and exploded 300 m from my parents building last night (in Romania). 🫠

My disdain for the techbros is reaching unprecedented heights. Intelligence and knowledge are developed, progress happens as a result of that, incrementally, over generations, building on the knowledge that was there before and taking it further. You will never be able to manufacture that.

Bergil, Celebrian, Cirdan, Elendil, Finarfin, Haldir, Orophin (my antidepressant is not in this list!). Also come on! none of the sons of Fëanor??? Celegorm is a very good antidepressant name

One of my colleagues at my new job has the Meta Raybans and he’s wearing them in meetings and I am not sure how to feel about that. At minimum I can say I am uncomfortable.

life is at least a little beautiful idk

New career aspiration is: become ✨the Pope✨. But they don’t have that in Middle Earth so better get started on inventing a new religion with insane rules. Drop your suggestions below 👇

I will never get over how the world in Star Wars is supposed to be a whole Galaxy but Disney has made it feel smaller than an asshole with recycling the same characters and same planet locations over and over again.

I want Celeborn but I also want Glorfindel 😭 what is a girl supposed to do??

Jokes are fun and all but if Jamie is not Celeborn or at least Glorfindel imma riot.

Goodbye Saurondriel and welcome Sauronborn 🥳 Y’all are not ready for the level of unhinged I will become once these two share the screen.

What do you mean what do you mean what do you mean??? bsky.app/profile/fell...

I love that for the past few years Israel is like the Eurovision final boss that every contestant needs to defeat to save the contest from totally imploding. (aka actually being hosted by the country doing a genocide) What are we even doing???

Noldor, Sindar, Vanyar, Teleri, Falathrim, Avari

Needless to say, art is political #Eurovision2026

The Fall of Kylo Ren

I love fictional men on the worst day of their lives 💖

I would have wanted to watch Eurovision so much this year when the Romanian competitor is so badass and from my own home-city no less, but alas, EBU had to be acting like shitheads yet again. Le sigh…

The War of the Last Alliance but it’s a Zoom call.

He’s gonna call himself Mairon and then it’s over for me I’m afraid.

He is wearing the crown the wrong way.

most of the mud which gets slung at rings of power comes from moron chuds, but when there's show news, other people get disdainful as well. in order to balance the scales and also earn my biannual amazon shill check of $4.99, here is a thread on why i love the show as a lifelong tolkienist❗❗❗ 🧵

I am really being fed today, huh?

Also, where is he? What is that gate. Are we gonna see Dol Guldur? Please I am begging 🥺

Your emotional support Dark Lord is back

I know we’re busy with the hair rn, but can we spare a moment for the POINTED EAR???!!

Fuck me DEEEEEAAAAAD

#SaurondrielFest Day10 : Fix-it

Okay, about hantavirus. I feel like we are making the same mistakes from 5 years ago. Like…oh don’t worry it needs only CLOSE contact to spread. Can you then tell me what sort of close contact a flight attendant could have had with one of the passengers to catch it because the math ain’t mathing.

I don’t care who you are, if you’re putting AI slop on my TL, you get an instant block from me.

God, I am rusty AF but back on my Haladriel bullshit.

May the Fourth be with me cause I am starting a new job today! 💫

I’m calling it now. The reason why Sleep Token is not touring Europe is because they’re probably having some legal dispute with RCA Records as this label is obviously the worst.

Celebrimbor:

Carrie. Idk but that hand coming out of the grave at the end…to this day I haven’t rewatched the original.

Is Joanne trying to walk back years of being a TERF mouthpiece? Ha! And that still won’t help her HBO show not tank. Delightful.

Everyone in Euphoria S3 looks upsettingly thin. What’s up with that?