I already have this downloaded, because cam girl Gal/Handyman Hal belongs in a museum. And on everyone's must read list. It's incredibly sweet, and a perfect Kinktober warm up by the incomparable @myrsinemezzo.bsky.social. archiveofourown.org/works/66907153

With the AO3 blackout looming, I wanted to boost an older Haladriel piece that I'm really proud of and have been thinking a lot about lately. Canon-Divergent, "history is written by the winners" Sauron POV. My house of stone, your ivy grows M/4.2k archiveofourown.org/works/61802608

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First day of fall, and it's freezing, but my coffee is warm. Time to reread one of my cozy favorites. Beleriand Beans & Brews Barista/Witch Galadriel healing all the wanderers of Middle Earth. 🧹☕🍂 archiveofourown.org/works/51274786

Are there any 1st age fics out there where Artanis and Mairon plan to meet in a secret glade of flowers, but something happens and Celeborn is there instead? Like she thinks Mairon stood her up so she turns back to the comfort of her own kind? It would make this scene so interesting.

Obsessed with Morgoth trapping these two in a 4th age mindpalace, hoping that they'll be each other's doom. Instead, they emerge a month later chafed, dehydrated and pregnant.

Updating 3 fics in 7 days is rare for me! I'm sure you're thinking to yourself "not this chick again...🙄" but it was fun to have some creativity back. Going to ride it while it lasts. I may have one last update left in me for September, but otherwise, see you all October 1st! 🎃😈🩸⚔️

You're the truest thing in this town Ch.6/1.2k archiveofourown.org/works/538427...

Perpetually stuck in a self-deprecation/self-sabotage cycle.

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I'm trying not to be insufferable about the fun I have planned for all of the upcoming events, but it's so hard to keep the excitement in.

Bought a $20 raffle ticket a few months ago for the chance to win a trip to Ireland. Did not win, but the sadness I'm feeling just proves that I really should book a trip to Ireland. I think it would heal me.

This is hell, but it's so much better with you here Chef Halbrand Part 7 E/1.8k Alternative pov, with an extended scene. For my beautiful friend @jhalya.bsky.social on her birthday! 🎉🎂 archiveofourown.org/works/70788561

My son and his ex-gf accidentally wore the same flannel shirt for 'country day' at their high school, and all I could think of was these two. "Are you copying me?" Very awkward for them, but funny for me.

Next day boost! I posted this in the middle of the night in most time zones (including my own...)

Accidentally left my Kinktober spreadsheet open on the laptop I share with my husband. He's a freak by middle-aged white Polish/Irish standards, but this almost made me a widow. 😅😈

Breaking my usual rule of not writing anything for at least 24 hours after I post something new, but I am BUSY this month. No rest for the wicked. 😇😈

Come on love, draw your swords Ch.5/9 E/7K The Games archiveofourown.org/works/507325...

I'm so close to finishing this chapter of the Roman AU that my biggest concern is picking the right mood art to go with it. I can't wait to share this one with you!

Watched an entire movie because I found one clip that reminded me of *them* in the latest chapter of my wip.

🪟👼 Window Cleaner Hal and Galadriel have a fight. (WCH) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...

Have an angsty Haladriel poem for a Saturday morning: Do not leave me in this abyss where I cannot find you archiveofourown.org/works/70419661 Inspired after some posts on X about RoTK and Wuthering Heights/Haladriel parallels!

Now that the kids are in school again, I'm bringing back my morning coffee reads. This was the perfect choice for a rainy Friday morning. Hal and Gal are students at Oxford post WWII and the vibes are exquisite! 🌧️🌂📚☕ archiveofourown.org/works/690655...

'Goodbye, My Heart' Why did Sauron allow the ring to be cut from his finger? What could possibly have made him so vulnerable? archiveofourown.org/works/70286656

I’ve reached a point I can no longer do this on my own. I need help. I would be ever so grateful if this was shared as much as possible I need help with rent, bills and medication. I go without so my child can have. But I’m failing her now too. We need help. Don’t let me lose her gofund.me/5f515e9e

Here, at the end of all things archiveofourown.org/works/70189691 What happens when Galadriel and Halbrand meet in the middle of Dagor Dagorath? (Or Gem had an idea on her commute home that wouldn't leave her alone, so here we are one completed story later!)

I've had a few thoughts in the past that Dagor Dagorath wasn't some big Middle Earth battle, but a more intimate power struggle between powerful beings who'd been specifically wronged by Morgoth. And whom Morgoth specifically feared. Working out the kinks 🫣, but I think it could be fun?

SO beyond excited for this update!!

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Spending my Friday night sipping wine and making haladriel plans for all of the fun fandom events coming up in the next few months! Hellghoul, Freak on a Leash Fest, and Kinktober, oh my!

We're so back.

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Kids have been back to school for 4.5 hours, and I've done more housework than I did all summer. 😅 Channeling all of the anxiety into something productive.

it’s so funny to me when fic writers go “this fic is a gift to my lovely friend XYZ, i’m grateful for your support over the years, etc” and it’s the nastiest smut you’ve ever read

Some kind soul left a comment on this today and reminded me it existed, and for that I am so grateful. Let me loosen up your collar Call of Duty/PricexReader Rated E 3/3 14.5k archiveofourown.org/works/547522...

Had the most amazing day with my kids today. Last weekend before school starts. About as much perspective as one could ever hope for. The kids are all right. 💕

The more things I've made, the less I've been interested in publicly criticizing the things that other people make, because once you make a few things you start to understand what a miracle it is that anything gets made at all

Felt like fall today. A bit of beer-braised bratwurst, onions, gravy and mashed potatoes. Not the prettiest, but tasty!

Stripper Galadriel, my beloved!

Another snippet from the next chapter of Handle With Care (Christmas Aussie Road Trip AU). She hasn't even met Halbrand yet, and she already doesn't trust him. But beggars can't be choosers.

It's here!

You had me at "make it fit". Clearing schedule as we speak.

I adore this story so much, and the whole zine is a delight!

Seawater 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/56550520

My first go at a/b/o had me cranking out almost 5k this weekend. I don’t know where this is all coming from but damn is it ever fun

Couldn't let this one go unanswered. Snippet from Draw Your Swords (Rome AU). Bonus appearance by everyone’s least favorite menstrual cramp.

Price on holiday for today's 🅿️ post #cod

Leftovers!

Fancy dinner at home for me and mister lizzah. Surf and turf, with a side of sunshine.

Couldn’t make myself draw Annatar, but here’s a Galadriel based on @willowaus.bsky.social’s ‘you were my crown’