When I read lines like this from Tolkien, I can't help but be stunned by the depth to which he understood humanity and the way the world works under God.

GOOD NEWS: We won our landlord case!!! BAD NEWS: The Clerk’s office is holding our money hostage 😭! Please read my thread for more.

a thief, in 4 parts.

5 star meal by Chef Birdie at Restaurant de Birdie.

Weighing explaining what is making me giggle to myself with the amount of backstory needed to make it funny and going “you know what, comedy is just for me.”

1/4 Today is Juneteenth. On June 19, 1865, enslaved people in Texas learned they were free, more than two years after the Emancipation Proclamation. Juneteenth reminds us that freedom requires action and people willing to carry the truth forward.

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Carolina nightshade is popping up all around the coop because OF COURSE IT FUCKIN IS. I need an ecological survey of my backyard

Psalm 109 rn. Thank yewwww

Oh my god they finally figured out how to cure the measles epidemic! What’s that you say? The measles epidemic had already been cured for a long ass time before eugenicists went & fucked everything up & made us start from scratch?

would you still love me if i was shai-hulud?

Noooooo I love seersucker TAKE IT OFFFFFFFF

I slept 20 hours after returning from Florida 😵‍💫

Oh great the computer system is down and we can’t check in 🫩

We have successfully made it to the airport after like 2.5 hours of sleep 😵‍💫

A closet door just fell and hit Caitlin on the head so we are all in bed with her to keep her awake for a while to make sure she’s not concussed. So she’s regaling us with how her dad was killed 🥴

More humanity than basically any politician in the Dem fold

>water from tire ok to drinj >snake eggs scrambled? >crawlspace cooking fire safe >diy cigarettes >how to rob

i imagine death so much it feels like a memory (anxiety attack in a karaoke bar bathroom)

I put sunscreen on religiously while at the sand bar but my upper left thigh is bright red anyway 😔

On the way to do some sailing and gulf drinking with my Anne of Green Gables braids 🤣🤣

We made it to Florida!! And didn’t get kicked off the plane!

bisexual final boss

Welp I guess it’s time to convert! 10 Hail Marys? What’s the conversion rate these days

I’m too beat down from traveling all day to read tonight but AHHHHHHHHH

On a plaaaaaane

Last night I messaged Kinley about a memory of us in Charleston, where she purchased a squishmallow as big as she was (at 6/7ish) with her bday money and had to carry it around the market for the rest of the day. She sent me back a really sweet “I remember this! I love you so much!” Still emotional

My kids watched me cast my vote today — for myself — but really for them and every child in South Carolina. As a pediatrician and a mom, I’ve spent my career fighting for kids. Now I’m asking South Carolinians to trust me to take that fight to the Senate.

This is Freddy and Ozzy. They are transferring data. Please do not disrupt them until the process is complete. 13/10 for both (TT: whatfreddyretrieves)

The drama of 2 chicks grabbing the crickets out of their cricket-and-mealworm treat bowl, and then being chased by the others bc they have Big Treat and all baby dinosaurs want Big Treat!!! Literally cried laughing they’re so dumb I love themmmm

Kin passed all classes—all As and Bs except for math but I’ll take a C when I was worried she was failing. Proud of my girl—school is a huge anxiety problem for her but she did it!!

Oh how is my day going? I just got shit on twice by the chickens. I’ll be peeling my skin off.

Four bars into the bar crawl—bought a drink that cost $20 and Jesus Christ it was awful 🤣 Finally sat down and shouldn’t have done that

Ugh fuck, I have to pay TSA $45 next week to be allowed to fly 2 hours :| Gonna literally bang out two commissions tmrw I hope so I can pay for it 🙄

Just realized a couple people have art by me as their profile pics and I’m emotional now

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

will they write an equivalent "James Talarico attacked Ken Paxton for releasing a child rapist, putting release of pedophiles front and center in the race" piece or do they only amplify GOP attacks for some reason?

Basically you want to go to Settings, then Moderation, and set the following. You can choose "Show" instead of "Warn" if you'd prefer. Just dont select "Hide" unless you want some folks to disapper from your feeds/timeline.

Weeping on my way to the club 😩

Don’t lose me!!!! 😩😩

Delphine has leveled up! New skill: roost bars! Not pictured: Pepito also learned this skill but immediately shat on the bars so she didn’t get photographed. You can however see her tiny tail feathers!

I tripped :((((( and someone STOLE MY SWORD