Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

ladies is it gay to have scoliosis?

had sex with the ref at this beyblade tournament call that sleeping my way to the top

I only rate myself as a six on a good day

she took the cum in the divorce

italian wolfgirl dick call that garlic knot

(too busy cumming to speak up)

making my parents choose between gay son and thot daughter to test the waters before i come out

someone in this fuck ass echoy building is trying to play free bird on their squeaking chair

I have woven you a dream of exposing and observing.

every time we touch i see the eel king

i don’t want to work with a man when i do physical therapy but also when a woman asks me “does that hurt” or “is that too difficult” while i am doing an exercise i WILL downplay my discomfort to impress her, it is simply my nature as a dyke

sometimes i just vaguepost about having a mental illness that i never directly talk about to see if someone notices

bnuy ⊹ #vocaloid ⊹ #初音ミク ⊹

she dewey on my decimal til i system

they call me a hydra the way i get all this head

working on jailbreaking my 3ds, any advice? and yes i could just emulate but have you considered its hotter?

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Passing the blunt with one of these

There are funnier Ice T posts but I always find myself spiritually connected with this one

chat this combat is going BAD

sorry babe im busy conceptualizing new horrors in my freaky little mind

pushing the trans agenda by becoming an unfunny woman

i'm a yiga guard the way i hit that sneaky link

call me tunes the way i wanna be banged out with neil

ladies, ladies, none at a time, please contain yourselves 😎

Last Stand

inventing my new band, chaotic evil juice airbnb, it's an original idea don't look into it

reaper leviathan? i hardly know 'er levia- youtu.be/wz851d-OzjE what was that

they call him phalloplasty the way he got that xbox

they call me a period piece the way i go down ton her abbey

they say i'm not a real woman but my car crashes beg to differ

gave a gamer girl hickies call me the mark applier

it's hard being an annoying trans woman because ik most of us are demonized as a minority, but even in a world where we were accepted people would still avoid me for being a bitch

problematic screen time gap

Fun Resident Evil fact: they gave Leon the last name Kennedy to make it clear to the audience that bad things will always happen to him

i have the kind of mental illness that makes social deduction games a type of enrichment

i don't think it would be that hard to permanently convert half my online dnd group away from dnd 5e via giving them Fate

in a world where i actually decided to become a gaming content creator, winnie the pooh's home run derby subathon would go so hard

i don't respect the gays. find a better hobby.

i wonder if it's funnier to Truman Show my players or to reveal they've been living in a one to one recreation of their city made by a woman who wanted to see if anyone would notice

i think what this says about my last relationship is quite clear, but the official release of Bog Bodies by Rabbitology was perfectly timed for where i am at in life and has an extreme grip on me

ngl my campaign is only in dnd 5e because of the sheer amount of prep i've already put into it, nothing else i make will be besides 10B and Sigil, even if it's the same continuity

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

dungeons and dragons rots your brain its rotting the culture. it’s crazy to me how many people are like “harry potter? read another book, loser! mcu? slop! but i consider dungeons and dragons fifth edition synonymous with ttrpgs and i will scream if you suggest i read something else”

Yes, tote bags exist to satisfy an adolescent mindset.

Fellas, is it horny to get in the robot?

You expect minors to care about air pollution?