Scene inside @fridaytea.com : Patron: Why does your baby have a leather jacket? Me: Because he was the Rum Tum Tugger for Halloween. *MAJORITY of teahouse spits out their tea laughing bc it's not just a slogan that this tea is for thirsty NERDS*

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

Me: have you noticed that the baby is kinda jacked these days? @goblingirlreads.bsky.social: yeah he's the better version of both of us. How does it feel to have made something that is clearly superior in every way?

Tales from (3rd-5th grade) drama class: Me: Please turn (in your scripts) to page six. About half the class: SIX SEVEN!!! Frustrated child: Ugh, I hate six seven. Child who definitely yelled six seven: I also hate six seven. But I am required to say it. 🤔🤔🤔

one of the greatest joys in this life is to buy a piece of art from another queer

"I'm not supposed to tell you this, but... you know Pagliacci? That freakin' CLOWN that goes onstage curing people's depression without a license? Well the medical board or whoever heard he was gonna be here, set this entire thing up. This whole doctor's office is a Trap."

Tales from drama class: Me: our opening question of the day is what's your current favorite movie. (A few kids share recent movies) Child 1: Napoleon Dynamite Me: OMG throwback! That movie was popular when I was a kid! Child 2 (very seriously to Child 1): Is that movie black & white? AND SCENE

My wife wishes you all to know that she is so brave. She's a horror fanatic, she's not ascared of anything. She watches horror movies in the dark by herself and falls asleep to them. Did that about cover it @goblingirlreads.bsky.social?

Hey, so let's talk about business for half a sec: oftentimes a business has some form of backing - an investor, a grant, some kinda cushion of money. Friday Afternoon Tea exists without any of that, and that's *huge*. That means, therefore, it's up to all of us to be the angel investors and to be

Merry Friday the 13th to all my spooky pals. Thanks for being here and for being you! 💜

27 Bat Eater and Other Names for Cora Zeng by Kylie Lee Baker 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

My biggest pet peeve in a book review is a "holier than thou" approach. I find BOTH "I don't understand why anyone likes this" AND "I don't understand why anyone dislikes this" annoying. BECAUSE TASTES DIFFER??? That's why!

frankenstein was right about fire. awful stuff

Normalize direct messaging your skeets to your wife so you get at least one like 2025

thing I said to my baby this am: "Oops, I just sprayed you with my boob. Heh-heh. My boobs do that now. *Gasps excitedly* Attack damage!!" Anyways, breastfeeding is impacting my sanity

Having a baby is a great way to make friends out in the wild if you want to befriend lonely grandma types. I meet at least one every outing!

“This Saturday, April 26th, is Independent Bookstore Day. […] I implore you: if you live near an indie bookstore (and I know that many of us still don’t and I hope one day we all do), you must go.” #Booksky 📚💙

I have a 20-day old baby and can't attend any @siffnews.bsky.social festival movies in-person this year but I still spent the whole day watching all the trailers and spreadsheeting my interest in all of them (between newborn care) bc it's a favorite tradition!

Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies. Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.

My mom said tonight: "imagine how hard parenting must have been when you had to wake up and shoot a bear every day and churn butter."

If I really wanted people to have more babies I would simply make it less expensive, isolating, and professionally punishing to be a new parent but what do I know

The tiny human I grew in my tummy entered the world on 4/3 💕 so I'm officially a mom-creature (and sleep deprived)

Today @kimdouthit.bsky.social and I found out why that woman was lightly trespassing/loitering outside! But was it worth it? Almost definitely not but we manage to always have a good time at the movies 🤣 My ★ review of The Woman in the Yard on Letterboxd boxd.it/9gvDiL

Before my showing of Mickey 17 at @siffnews.bsky.social there was a themed playlist including "Hey Mickey" by Tony Basil and "I Think I'm a Clone Now" by Weird Al. I love being a siff member. We must protect our indie theaters at all costs 💕

AOL reporting the NEWS THAT MATTERS

went to get a pedicure and the nail technician immediately flagged my swollen legs. I was like "oh yeah, it's cause I'm pregnant" she was like "when are you due" and I was like "next week" and she just started laughing. Glad to entertain and many thanks for the cutie toes on my swollen feet

wore my thunderpussy sweater to my OB appointment which my wife says is a hilarious choice but I think my OB knows wassup.

Am I a Seattle realist or am I just an "April showers brings may flowers" kinda girl? Either way, this tea does sound pretty dang good but what @fridaytea.com doesn't?

After sharing a pic of the newly decorated nursery to my dad, he said "hope the baby's not afraid of dragons!!!" so we had to go out and buy Dragons Love Tacos to read to my tummy just in case the baby has a built in dragon prejudice that needs to be overcome.

LET IT GO! LET IT GO! that perfect girl is gone

Starting a "books I've read in 2025 thread"! For now, I also post reviews on Instagram and Storygraph also under this username if you want to follow along on other platforms. #booksky

Ok, where are my Frankenstein girlies on #booksky ? I had a lot of fun with this one 😁 (goblingirlreads on tiktok)

Alright #filmsky #booksky #musicsky and #theatresky I'm coming at you with all of my 2024 top ten lists! Please link to yours if you have one or share your faves with me!

Spit-laugh rating: 9/10

bookstagram and booktok spoil me for engagement. These people are more into my posts about pretty bookshelves than my friends are into my life updates 😂

“I have too many books” -judgemental -boring -implies impulse-control issues “The books... they have me.” - mysterious - occult - implies you are at the mercy of a library of books that have gained sentience and are holding you hostage #readingcommunity

Ok #horrorsky and #filmsky what 2024 movies changed your life this year I NEED to see before end of year. My faves are: I Saw the TV Glow The Substance Oddity Late Night with the Devil Monkey Man ...and Wicked hahahaha

Four Christmas films to get to know me by? Nope. I'm a Grinch (and a pagan) so there's only 2 you need to understand me.

in 7th grade Wicked was my entire personality. After seeing the movie today, we're about to have a repeat of that year. I LOVE WICKED AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWSSS 💚🩷💚🩷

This is your annual reminder that “Spider-Man” (2002) is a Thanksgiving movie. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go. Something has come to my attention.

21 weeks preggo and feeling grateful (but not for colonialism)

If you see this, post a vampire

I don't fit into one category so I'm trying to be a little of everything here on bluesky. So hey everyone I also do and here's a few past projects

The cats and I say you deserve a rest and a snuggle. Stay cozy 💕

My lewk for the Orla Gartland show tonight. Had fun dressing up and then dancing my face off ♥️

Literally biggest peeve of my life is gatekeeping reading. Graphic novels are "real books". Audiobooks are "real books". Fan fiction is "real books". Someone who has different tastes and preferences than me is still a "real reader" even if/when I throw shade at them 😆

So I've heard you're supposed to play like Mozart to your unborn child but I thought I was clever and played "disrespect your surroundings" and now this motherfucker is constantly kicking me. I've done this to myself.

guys don't bother me right now, I'm gay and I'm holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity

My co-workers told me I look like a pregnant person now! Are they right? I think I barely have a belly lol 20 weeks aka halfway cooked.