This is your annual reminder that “Spider-Man” (2002) is a Thanksgiving movie. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go. Something has come to my attention.

“Five hundred cigarettes.”

LIBERAL Christmas Songs -I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus -JOE BIDEN Bells -Baby it’s ABORTION Outside -We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS -Last Christmas -All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION -Rudolph The Red-Nosed ReinDEIr -Oh WOKEMAS Tree -PRONOUN Night -THEY/THEM Bells

i like my sootcase

Guys look at how many followers I have. It’s the funny plant number.

Well THAT just happened…

Reply if you’re a Willem Dafoe fan and would like to be added to my Willem Dafan Club starter pack

I hope RFK Jr. bans Coca-Cola.

Am I in anybody’s starter packs? 🥺👉👈

That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow…

Another riddle! Cover me and I’ll die Slice me and I’ll survive Bones of our Mother Untouched by time like no other I can be hard, but I can’t be metal I’ll mark a grave, walk on water, and in a delta, I will settle. What am I?

My daughters whom I hate

Tonight, we let the 𝓎𝒶𝑜𝒾 talk…

To the surprise of many, Donald Trump has NOT selected Dr. Curtis Connors to run the Department of Turning Everybody Into Lizards. “He’s underqualified, he’s just not the right guy for the job,” President-Elect Trump said. It is still unclear who he will choose for the role.

Riddle #2! Words unspoken, vows unbroken, I can cause some unease In a crowded room I’m rarely there but if I am, you’re aware, trust me I can be destroyed in an instant by a cough or a sneeze I’ll create so much tension You’ll want to break me. What am I?

Donald Trump is expected to choose Dr. Norman Osborn as his pick for Director of The Office of Science and Technology Policy.

Riddle me this! Depreciating like a digital currency, My best days are far behind me Not quite navy, I’ve faded to black, though still I’m green with envy Wings clipped, I’ll never fly again At least here we’re free to play pretend Shut it down, hit send, my time is nearing its end. What am I?

Gonna start posting original, BlueSky-exclusive riddles. Attract my niche audience. Give the people what they want.

“But—what about your digital footprint?!” mmph… foot……. 🤤

This is kinda reminding me of Twitter pre-Musk. You know, before the endless crypto and Trump ads. It wasn’t the best but it wasn’t the worst.

A beautiful woman named Invalid Handle keeps liking my posts

Little intro with the hopes of gaining new followers. Hi! I’m Kasey. You can also call me Rawbert. Or whatever. Idc. Stuff I like: -Comics -Spider-Man -Batman -Moon Knight -Willem Dafoe -Kinda my whole brand -Movies -Batman Forever is the GOAT -Music, media, theatre, etc!

This is me btw

No offense but this is what posting here feels like

His name is Invalid Handle

Omg all of my Discover posts are SOOOO CORNY

Wdym “invalid handle?”

Y’all. I’m not saying there’s anything inherently wrong with it. But my feed on this site is almost exclusively guys promoting their gay porn and middle-aged women talking about books (but like, bad ones). How do I stop that.

Has this photo been posted on this app yet

WHOO! The ultimate Willem Dafoe stan is here! Give her a follow if you haven't already.

Remember when people said Captain Marvel needed to smile more so Brie Larson did this

Remember when X-Men killed the one character that can’t die 💀

Ultimate Spider-Man reference

These are so Plastic Man-core

Willem Dafoe when I trap him in a gif on BlueSky

Willem Dafoe when I trap him inside my Apple Watch

Reply if we’re mutuals on the *other app* and I’ll follow back 😙

I will not be posting here. I just didn’t want anybody to steal my bombass username (they won’t).