Worried DK Bananza has ruined my brain for other platformers. I’m playing Mario Galaxy 2 and wanted to destroy all the terrain :(

that awkward moment when ur the only one from the friend group that doesn’t get raptured tomorrow

Here we go

They’re so gay oh my god

This is THE Song of All Time

Things are not going well

Hi

I get that he doesn’t need it for the run category but Im confident all three pieces of the dragoon are on the map rn during the Kirby Air Ride AGDQ speedrun and him not picking them up or going after them is killing me on the inside

This event has been going on for 47 minutes and I already have the 5 consecutive wins on it with a brand new deck lmaooo

The three types of Guys

Sleigh Bells never having a hit record is a very key piece of evidence for the music industry being evil and fake, imo.

this is the nightmare, or one of the major nightmares, of living in the US. even if you are insured the prohibitive costs of medical treatment are ever rising/terrifying. this article doesn't indicate that James Van Der Beek has medical insurance; one would assume that he has.

ah gottem ggs

I was like “there’s no way this is an overreaction right?” So I played the song and Holy Shit,,,

referring to Jira tickets as “workslop”

KIRBY AKIRA RIDE

Never Kill Yourself

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

Introduce yourself with four video games:

im not really planning on being here a lot because i dont need a replacement for twitter i need a life partner and a good recipe for goulash

We are so fucking back

I look good

Me when I’m at the library and I’m talking to the librarian at the library

I’m kind of pretty much like what would happen if a fuckboi was a girl

this is perhaps the hardest i've ever mourned the slow death of modern journalism. Decades of knowledge down the drain, the Library of Alexandria never stopped burning

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

Young city based trans person that seems to be very bubbly and smile a lot, I also have a @maximumgraves.bsky.social commission! Small world! Follow this user or your avatar was drawn by roblox

Start ing to get how Charlie Brown falls for the damn football thing

What an insane speech what the

“And Remember. You’re a dog, you’re a dog and you’re built for this shit” what th—

^_^

Oooog my handle feels SOO invalid rn

Well I'm fucked.

Bottom-coded Top is maybe the most persecuted type of girl you can even be,

Wild that we're headed for another big video game crash but this time it's not because it's a new and volatile scene. Instead it's just sheer, blinding stupidity and culture war grifting

Drifter and Eris

This is my Comfort Brainrot Ad. Normally I hate these but whenever this one crosses my feed it just brings me joy. Mix Cola with Vaseline and Just Watch

Thinking abtout gay stuff

Fall in love again and again

Hits you with The “I Saw The Tv Glow” Stare

fuck elon musk

So what’s it like over here

Hits you with The “I Saw The Tv Glow” Stare

Have you ever looked at one of your own nudes and gone “damn I really fucking locked in for this one”

Realizing i likely follow possibly zero non-LGBTQ+ people on Bluesky. What does a white cis-heteronormative Bluesky feed look like

Seriously. Get on PrEP. If you have multiple partners -or your partner does- PrEP + condoms could save your life. I don’t think I’ve had a new partner for a while, and I definitely haven’t bottomed in a while, but I’m still on PrEP daily because HIV doesn’t doesn’t care if you only mess up once.

Bumpin’ that