Okay I know it's No Nut November but it's also peak goat breeding season. Someone's gonna need to come over here and fill me up to bursting or I'm gonna start filling up everyone else.

I agree with this 🫢

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Chuds with the most vile unattractive personality be like “you need to care about the male loneliness epidemic” right after arguing that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

ALL I'M SAYING IS that I read 'House of Leaves' when it came out and not once since then has that resulted in anyone offering to suck my dick. This is my explanation of the Sunk Cost Fallacy.

Sorry folks for reposting this but someone’s fursuit head ended up at Goodwill. It might have been a fursuit head stolen at TFS? Can we get some reskeets so hopefully someone recognizes it?

A berry scary sequence of my fruit bat vampire, Count D'Orchard, who invites willing and curious folks for a berry good time. Don't fret though, he doesn't bite.

Oh shoot, guys I messed up the spooky Halloween spell. Instead of "balls the size of pumpkins", you all have "balls that grow like pumpkins". I mean, it's not like pumpkins just keep growing bigger and bigger forever though, right?

HALLOWEEN TIME *swells your balls up to pumpkin size* Ooooooooh, spoooooooky~

When you share your cell number with coworkers to keep in touch and then suddenly every stupid meme you send them becomes a dangerous game of "furry porn minesweeper"

My targeted ads are all saying things like "Help relieve excessive bloating" and like damn you do NOT know who you're talking to, do you?

frotting and grinding with your bros to increase your bond

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Look, it's fine and good that Merkley was able to do a 23 hour filibuster speech in the Senate to point out how our democracy is imploding. But they did that for a vote that's already failed 11 times and wasn't going to pass and not, you know, any of the times where it could have stopped something.

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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Genuinely: 1 or 2.

So, the DOJ is now prosecuting people for lying to the Senate. At least 3 different supreme court judges, in their Senate confirmation hearings, openly said that Roe v Wade was established president and can't just be overturned. See the dots I'm connecting?

A lot of the anxieties I experience on a regular basis can be traced back to my insane Christian upbringing, it turns out.

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff Block, move on.

Making one of those games where you control like, the hole and you have to swallow up a bunch of desserts and stuff, and as more stuff goes in the hole it gets bigger, except at the end of every round it tells you how many calories you just fed to your victim and shows you how much fatter they got.

For science: Show me your fursona and also what's your favorite pokemon?

There seems to be a concerted, coordinated effort from the White House and various governmental agencies to join Bluesky en masse prior to the "No Kings" protest and flood the zone. A reminder that the Trump admin is monitoring social media platforms to find excuses to revoke visas:

Don't engage them, just block and move on. I'll say it again, they follow us around because when they don't have a target and only each other, they eat each other like rats in a bag.

It is becoming increasingly apparent that I may, in fact, be a sub.

Let’s go, Thursday.

Just @decr3ature.vore.meme being totally normal sized and wearing clothes that definitely fit him correctly. Something that I have been meaning to finish since MFF of last year.

When I was in High School, someone asked the "Would You Rather" question of "Would you rather have 17 testicles the size of a pea, or one coconut sized testicle" and my response was "Two coconut sized testicles" and they thought I was joking.

Just @decr3ature.vore.meme being totally normal sized and wearing clothes that definitely fit him correctly. Something that I have been meaning to finish since MFF of last year.

Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.

hey muscleheads you know that beefy dragon tank that says "beast mode" that you see at conventions that you wanted, well it's my friend's please buy that tank but also these other cool things on sale, ok bye

All I'm saying is this: celebrate Indigenous Peoples' Day by cooking a box of angel hair pasta for dinner, and then right before it goes into the pot break the whole box in half.

My mind is plagued by my craving for man-titties. I am boobonic.

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison. Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.

I think uhhh I think we're all normal about this yeah? yeah.

The downside of my cat's name being 'Poop' (it's not her actual name but that's what I always call her so she thinks that is her name) is that I inevitably say some insane things when I'm talking to her.

Stumbled on this gif that's been posted in a million places without source and it gives me Feelings

Draw your oc eating the 460,000 calorie McDonald's Sausage Biscuit reward

There is only one kind of "dining experience" inspired by current media that I will abide: one that recreates that scene from "The Menu" where they make Tyler cook one of the courses.

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

The anxiety from not reaching out to friends as often as I want to colliding with the anxiety from wanting to be social and meet new people but not being able to bring myself to do anything to facilitate that colliding with my anxiety and fears of being forgotten, rejected, or left behind.

At this point, every time Mike Johnson says anything, just take what he says and compare it to the Ten Commandments he insists he's deeply devoted to. Every single time he makes an announcement you can easily find at least one of them he's defying.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

it's a good strategy to have 3 or more kinks and to hyoerfocus on them one at a time. a rotation will allow one kink gauge to deplete while the others recharge. this way you can be a desperate little freak without interruption.

Artists do NOT accept payment. Always send an invoice. DO NOT ACCEPT PAYMENTS

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen... The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

Alright, it's very strongly looking like I'm going to have extra space for MFF in a room in the Doubletree, do I know anyone who's looking for a room?