Thanksgiving? More like danksgiving. Am I right fellas?

I must self actualize.

A 🎃Guffaw's Trash Pals👻 card! It's GT! I'm now closing the queue for this series, if anyone still wants to participate, now's the time to let me know!

*wearing nothing but a collar and kaftan while baking pizza* Happy thanksgiving~ *scratches ass*

Its wild how a single phone call can just make me so freaking angry. I want to rampage. Its not even a kink for me. Im just ANGRY. Imagine just a little squeaker squeaking intensely for hours. Thats currently me. Rawr squeak rawr.

How I wanna be this thanksgiving.

"How come you never drive back to ohio for family holidays." Yall keep voting republican. "Canada has it way worse you know." How the fuck does that have anything to do with anything right now?

You walk up to the wall of your apartment l, to the hoke in the wall of the footboard. Casually putting a pack of crackers on the ground before giving three light knocks. A rat pops her head out, eyes the crackers then pulls out a tiny little notebook. "Alright sweetheart, wud'ya order."

Its so weird how easy it is to just not spend money tomorrow.

The next chance I get for owning pets im going to get a bundle of tubes because I miss fighting with them every day.

Woe, old art upon ye

God it feels so good when people treat me as a small rodent. 10/10 recommended.

🙃 Welp…

I personally believe that thanksgiving and the day after Thanksgiving are anti shopping days. You wont find me outside the house buying things. Ive lived through retail hell for years. The least I can do is not add into the hell. Especially since there are no such thing as "deals"

I aspire to have the same vibe as every overstuffed cartoon rodent who had an entire fucking block of cheddar cheese.

"I want to be in more dnd games!" Bomba, do you want to dm them? "... I WANT TO PLAY IN MORE DND GAMES!" *pushes over a building*

Bomba transport container.

I ❤️ Skaven

Imagine being a micro boyfriend being introduced to the normal sized family members and they are disgusted by your very presence. "No mom, hes not a vermin or a pest. He's a doctor. We're dating."

Doing this with a micro

If I smother you under my butt all day on thanksgiving and you dont thank me when you've regained your breath, then you go for round 2.

Jackal Stomping System V2 just got released! Overhauled particles, new ground decals, upgraded shake intensity scaling! Go check it out here! spacejackal.gumroad.com/l/JackalStomps #VRChat

Idk who needs to hear this, but rats, our benevolent overlords within the walls, are wonderful critters who deserve to join in on Thanksgiving. Give them your cheese. Give them your cranberries. They've earned it while doing the spying mandate brought upon by the ruling body of the council elders.

Time to make snow tunnels. Set up catapults and trebuchets. I have got to train the troops on what to expect when engaging in snow warfare by watching the star wars movie on the snow planet. We will fight them like its on hoth. Unlike all previous years the micros will win this snow fight.

Its snowing!!!!

Pokémon training tips from a real master. Me! -make them massive -teach them they can do anything they want (cuz they’re big) -buy them cute accessories

Im horny for the concept of venom. But not venom themselves.

Saying "rotating fuzzy donut" near a synth friend to induce the thought and make their system chug for a bit, as a prank

I desire to he spoiled and dotted on. Bring me your favorite trash for my judgements.

There's a lot of stuff I drew that I completely forget about until I somehow cross paths with it again. Like this cat version of Nullen getting some back rubs from a macro...Wish that was me rn.

Powerplay but its me denying your orgasm until youve finished setting up a nice looking nuclear power plant in satisfactory

Like... hashtag poss power

Let's play satisfactory the rest of the week, especially during thanksgiving.

Thats it*sits on you till im done with work*

I cant wait for this flem and coughing to be over with. I havnt been sick for a month. Let me be free from this mess. *spreads the plague.*

EXPLOSION STICK!!!

Me when I want attention.

🦊noooo dont obliterate the twink! he lives in the USA he can't afford being obliterated!

Everyone says that Queek is gay and a bottom. But we have yet to really appreciate the tops of the skaven homosexual hierarchy. Clan Eshin.

Good morning

#helluvaboss #chaz #helluvabosschaz #chazwickthurman

Oh hey I know these guys

possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays

i call the big one bitey

Your huge lizard folk boyfriend who keeps you around because youre so warm. "You are like a sun, but at night. Thats my favorite thing about you." And thats supposed to be romantic.

I've probably said this before but folks are really sleeping on Leon Powalski's potential as a macro. This jackass reptile is just waiting for a chance to be large and in charge. Old commissioned art by @guishadow that I still adore greatly!

I find myself sinking into a big Guilmon rear slowly.. Sinking with each clench~ #vore Somewhat silly idea I had and had to make~

Oh, hello down there. Didn't see you at first. Are you enjoying the view? #MacroFurry #SizeSky