Work is being done. But its friday. So ima drink that soju that makes you squeak and pretend like im too tiny to work ans all I have to do is whatever is subjected to me. SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!

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For my birthday this month, whenever it is, I demand... something? Idk what I want, but I want it. Will it be cheese? Will it be assorted baked goods? The world will never know! Bwahahaha

Im having a micro day. Everyone grab me and do unspeakable evils to my very being.

Micro sports league? Oh you're gonna be the talk of the school lunch table

Im still really digging this for my crazy micro filled escapism of being taken while tiny and introduced to a new life.

Imagine a crazy delusional fan of Battle Rats abducting me becaude im his favorite rat battler. Only to be upset when I dont live up to his expectations. The camera makes me look bigger than what I actually am. Im not as confident as expected when im in dangerous peril. To much crying. Ect...🥰🥰🥰

This week on rat battlers. Will the current champion "Meatball" win against his rival "Spud"? Or will a new breakaway rat take the spotlight away from them. The lineup is staked with contestants from all across the metro subway rodent district. Only the finest of rathletes were chosen today.

Id look really cute in the middle of a pool table holding a little plastic yellow trophy like it was some herculian effort. Summarily shoved into a pet carrier while the cameras are still rolling by my corporate overlords. I make them so much money on the betting fees alone.

I demand to be everyone's favorite rat battler. Your favorite micro sports hero. Don't worry sports fans. I and this yogurt sponsorship wont let you down. Im fueled by this yogurt, and it helps me keep going even when the rolling gets rough. If you eat your yogurt, you too can win big.

Imagine a crazy delusional fan of Battle Rats abducting me becaude im his favorite rat battler. Only to be upset when I dont live up to his expectations. The camera makes me look bigger than what I actually am. Im not as confident as expected when im in dangerous peril. To much crying. Ect...🥰🥰🥰

I shall call this new sports Battle Rats. I now need to commission myself in some cool racer clothes and my sick ride. (A translucent plastic bubble with a corporate sponsored logo.)

wow i love watching these rats knock each other into the pockets of this comically large pool table i wonder who’s gonna- wuhh, polymarket logo, i must drop 400 smackararoons on this for my lord and savior peter thiel

New sports idea: Rats in numbered plastic balls on a pooltable each trying to be the last rat on the table. The goal is to push the other rats in the hole pockets. Scored based on how many balls you get in the pocket. Automatic win if youre the last rat. More honor if you dont score.

Man... I don't want to be at work but I have so much work to get done. Weh... If only I was a pampered little rodent with no responsibilities. Given a small enclosure where I couldn't get into trouble. "Thats a pet." Yes, that. A little pet rat. Squeak Squeak squeak squeak.

I want to get a commission of this!

Little tiny roman emperor rat making two gigantic burly men fight to the death for my entertainment while I lounge on a plush pillow bigger than a house. If i like the winner enough they shall join my harem. Someone feeds me a singular grape. But takes it back after a few bites because its big.

#Sizesky Something hot about size stuff with friends thats like "You were one of my closest friends, I'd trust you with my life, I loved you as much as I would my family. "BUT now you're so much smaller than me and could fit in the palm of my hand so-"

ITS FRIDAY?!?!?!? Time warp. Holy crap. This week has been so terrible that it flew on by.

Work has some hands today.

Everytime people on my TL start talking about drag race, i feel like this post

No new pictures, where you at. mentally. (I couldn't choose between the two.)

This goes hard and I want to be held in a hand while house shopping.

Rats rats we are the rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 Commission I got to do for @ditherrat.bsky.social , thank you sm!

Sniff sniff sniff

Micro bondage!

Can you imagine the people not into my fetishes looking at this account and going "da fuck? Anal vore? Omg." Without knowing that anal vore is not even the biggest or weirdest kink of mine. It goes way darker. And youll never know my truest desires.

God have you ever thought about buttholes? And how you'd belong in someone's backside? *sighs dreamily*

Im home! And I got taco bell! *The micros sound their alarm as the city goes into a panic*

"I call my butthole the puppy kennel. Cause thats where we put bad boys that need confinement." Bomba's obscene anal vore obsessed mind controlling his mouth hole.

No! Herniated Disc! Bomba Pearl is out for the remainder of the season... @bombafur.bsky.social

the soup thief strikes again

Feast

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

Im called out.

10/10 quality control checking , thank you Oliver 😹 Packing up my trash enamel pins today now that backercards arrived ! You can grab your own possum, crow, rat or raccoon this year at Furnal equinox Artwork thanks to @taladoge.bsky.social #furry #furryfandom #enamelpin #furryart

YOU KNOW WHAT? THATS IT! *does his little taxes.* UwU

Democrats haven't emailed me this hard in a long time. Every 30 mins it seems I have then asking for more and more money. Like... maybe vote for my best interests for once and ill give you the three fucking dollars youre annoying me about. Just... fucking fight back a little. Youre pathetic.

Fuck. Okay. This is sweet and im now back on my mixed sized romantic bullshit again.

Holy shit he clicker trained the micros.

LET US HAVE LITTLE RODENTIA!

Don't worry. It wasnt gay because our balls didn't touch. "Bro you sucked 16 dicks in a row!" In a row? "16 big fucking dicks row." Thats a lot of dick. Balls didnt touch tho. So im good. "... platonically suck my dick." Was waiting for the invite.

Can you imagine if I started working out again? Lose some of my belly. Be able to go up three flights of stairs without getting winded. Maybe even be less mentally unwell? The world is my trash bin, and I will harness the inner powers of the trash mammal! Bwahahahaha

Cant sleep. Send me your sleepy opossums.

God damn my ass is THICC. Gonna start calling it Mt Ass. Literal mountain of ass.

All cats should be tiny and belong to rodents...

The perils of being "asked" to top your giganitc, tipsy and horny roommate...

ive decided that i am a dork