Happy birthday Graham! Love ya! I’m reminded of something that idiot TedLoaf wrote. thenewvinylvillain.com/2018/09/27/a...

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

Cut & paste into your Facebook profile.

Insights. Colour palettes. Leadership. Knowledge exchange.

You in another decade… PULL MY FINGER. Apocalypse ‘06.

I like blueberries & walnuts on mine.

Go on nipper, wheels on him! #6nations

An Everards hazy. Going in.

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Saturday morning bike ride. There will not be photos. Fucking! Weather!

Reform U.K. gets MPs by abysmal Tories defecting. Greens get MPs by winning by-elections.

@a11who.bsky.social ahem….. i aint not no never seen it before…zhttps://youtu.be/p1ji4tOkNRw?si=XDMbbeINF-ABbMA5

The pub bore line - nail/hammer/head.

What a day!

Cut the check, Donald Trump.

Let’s not forget The Queen spent £12m paying off for Andrew. Imagine that was your family. Charles, Anne, William, Harry MUST have known yet they have said NOTHING. ZERO. ZILTCH.

Gladys Night & the Pips are the reason I never got accepted into Northern Soul club. #1 it’s Motown & #2 the Pips had the jazz. Cool as fuck.?

And this is the greatest version.

The Pips are completely underrated in the moves department.

Can someone not just shout out “what the fuck you on about you old bastard?”

Daughter arguing with speaker: “Play cock a tow twins” “Play cock toe twins” “Play cockle tau twins” “Play Nick Drake”

Weather good, we are gradually working our way north in search of the Loch Ness Monster.

Wow.

“Don’t let the grubby little opportunists get you down.” youtu.be/OwV-7r_PPlE?...

Have spent three hours replacing a belt on a tumble dryer. Am now shopping for tumble dryers.

Breathe.

“Kath! Wo uh hoooo!” If you haven’t read Kathie Burke’s A Mind Of My Own, I’d fucking recommend it for fucking fucks sake. It is a wonderful fucking book.

Jim Ratcliffe is a prick. I always thought he was. He has done nothing to suggest that he is not a prick. I loathe Jim Ratcliffe and as a result I find it very hard to get behind his cycling team. He was a prick before he got into cycling. He’s always been a prick. I hope that clears things up.

“You’ve gotta know Blue Note to dig Def Jam.”

Yer actual Mod Jazz with a Billy Cobham backbeat and front cover snap.

Have just bought a huge tub of smooth peanut butter. This is the end.

Spent the afternoon with Stephen Fry at DMH. I expected a lot and received even more. #Leicestercomedyfestival

Rugby Predictions. Italy win the #6Nations followed by Scotland and then Wales. Wooden spoon to perennial lickspittle indielandfillers England.

Show me something more perfect. You can’t x

What have I become?

Morning. youtu.be/vur-DM2bBNw?...

Shot! #6Nations

This level of skill should be banned by World Rugby. #6Nations

Benjamin Kayser. Thank fuck for that.

Bands are just not hot like this anymore.

Brussels 1989. Not COMMERCIAL New-Beat. Bit old beat these days.

Reversing into tomorrow. youtu.be/owtfL79nDR4?...

“I’m laying back with the radio on, in time to hear the Archers, any everyday tale of country folk, mixed up in prostitution.” But pretty much all of youtu.be/fgaQ_bpfRhc?...

It’s the B-side! youtu.be/lnFUZpUoiIU?...

Fackin’ ave it!

In a world full of simple minds, very occasionally someone makes something amusing with AI

Never the mod band I was not expecting.

@leemarlow.bsky.social although I’ve never seen Morrissey pissing about on snow. Could be an improvement…..