There’s got to be a social media app where you can block F1 content

"it's coming 'ome"

Bryce Harper chugging the biggest fucking milk you’ve ever seen with Breathalyzer Pete Hegseth in the locker room after the game.

Weird to see a Judge doing nothing while America falls

Pete Hogsex chugging beers with Team USA in the locker room and then driving the team bus home

not a single woman smiled at me all afternoon. talk about squandering your day.

@ira

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Finally. Some good news.

Brady Tkachuk Goal

An aging spy who has his phone set to boomer font size

"Ninety percent of success in life is just showing up to the island for pedophiles."- Woody Allen

🎵 Fly Eagles, fly On the road to victory A place you famously fly… Roads. 🎵

Steelers Defense

doctor choking you a little during your prostate exam

ACAB includes True Crime Podcasters

Ashli Babbitt

SEC commissioner waiting in Georgia’s locker room at halftime.

Don’t think this ends how you imagine it will, brother.

VIDEO: batman fires less than lethal round into gotham street performer's face

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

"Well well well guess who just got kicked out of Starbucks?"

“Be respectful”

What if we kissed on the front porch of an off-highway dump truck?

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This is the right move but I’m embarrassingly feckless in the face of fascism because I am addicted to fucking soccer.

Jacob Wohl has been marked safe

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

If only Trump had been accepted into art school

I just received a (far too late) reply from director James Gunn on his latest film, "Superman". The note reads that he will not be considering my request to not show that motherfucker zipping around the screen. "He will zip," Gunn writes. Therefore, I will not pay $12.49 for a senior price ticket.

I feel like 7 years of bad luck for breaking a mirror is a bit harsh of a sentence.

Love how Bluesky now makes you get like 3 clicks deep before telling you the post is not shareable.

Oilers are required by the Reinheitsgebot to send every game to OT so that Draisaitl can win it at 8am German time.

*Obese ICE Agent showing up in a mask and Carhartt to handcuff a bunch of laborers who work construction for $5 an hour*

At my old workplace there was once a chicken-wing eating contest and one contestant was going so slowly that a coworker shouted out scornfully, “He’s just eating lunch.”

Welcome to our hotel. We have provided you with a Landline Phone? that takes up 40% of your nightstand.

my friend

Procure some groceries, posthaste.

Luigi Magione should’ve been born a Pirates Fan

lmao

Trump: We will cease trading with all countries. America will go back to factories and we'll make our own iPhones. Dow: +0.09% S&P 500: +1.02%

Times I have been behind a wandering oaf in the airport: millions Times I have been a wandering oaf in someone‘a way in an airport: zero

Does this website want to put Elon $64 Billion in debt or give its users a safe space from reply guys? Huge decision.