Dutch late night TV has its take

Remember when the Kony 2012 guy had his brain so broken by social media he was found naked on the street doing weird sex stuff and vandalizing everything within reach? What if 13 years later we made the whole government out of that guy

Any Senators here? I’m a biomedical scientist with immunology, cancer, infectious disease expertise. RFK Jr lied to you in his confirmation hearings. Repeatedly. Provably. He’s lied to EVERYONE for 30+ years. Repeatedly. Provably. He WILL lie today. Repeatedly. Provably. 1/

RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.

The fact that the attorney general's last job before this one was lobbying for the Qataris is a little on the nose.

It’s especially galling that AG Pam Bondi personally wrote the memo approving the gift of the Qatari airplane. Her last job was as a lobbyist for Qatar! efile.fara.gov/docs/6415-Ex...

If I were a member of Congress I would have already introduced a bill prohibiting ICE agents from wearing face masks and requiring them to wear official identification at all times

🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

$400 million "palace in the sky" private jets for him. No toys for you.

Not that this needs to be said, but bribery out in the open is still bribery.

Putin and the rest of the world continuing to laugh at these bumbling fools.

MAGA member of Congress says investigating ICE is “insurrection and worse than 9/11.” I don’t have the words to express how stupid these fascists are. Beyond insufferable. Oh, and he will face zero accountability for trivializing the mass murder of 3000 American civilians.

Average Household: The TV remote slips between the couch cushions, never to be seen again. Pete Hegseth’s Navy Edition: A $67 million fighter jet slides off the carrier deck into the Red Sea, never to be seen again.

Having now watched the footage and interview two of the members who were there, the amount of armed, masked federal agents surrounding three members of Congress and a mayor outside the ICE facility was totally unnecessary; the only possible reason for it was intentional escalation and intimidation.

Make it make sense

Coleman: ICE is out of control. ICE thinks it can intimidate all of us. And it cannot intimidate any of us.

CFPB employees can't own stocks in companies that the agency regulates. A DOGE employee was warned by ethics lawyers that he held nearly $700K in stock in such companies. He then carried out mass firings at the agency – including those ethics lawyers. The corruption couldn’t be any more blatant.

Welcome to The Fox News Administration: The Radicalization of Politics & Media Fox News has radicalized America with disinformation & hate. Now, 23 Fox employees hold prominent positions in the Trump Administration. Next up? Jeanine Pirro as DC's top prosecutor. open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

“The controversial 1,000-bed facility is owned by the private prison company GEO Group, which entered into a 15-year, $1 billion contract with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in February.” $1 BILLION dollars lining the pockets of a private prison company. www.insidernj.com/baraka-arres...

this guy hates this country, its laws and its traditions

If you think the J6 defendants didn’t get due process you should take that up with the high level DoJ officials in your administration that represented them.

Pro Tip: anyone who says ‘we look forward to being there!’ In regard to your funeral wasn’t your friend in life. Also, hope Musk doesn’t let little X pick his nose during the service and Melania takes her shades off Donnie will 100 percent fall asleep and be confused by latin.

Not to state the obvious, but none of them were sent to a terrorist prison in El Salvador. They all had lawyers, indictment by grand jury, a trial or a guilty plea where a judge ensured it was knowing & voluntary & access to an appeals process. In other words, all the hallmarks of due process.

I have to assume that Kristi Noem had $3,000 in cash because she had just sold children to a human trafficking ring, and it would have been $10,000 but she had just made a drop for some Fentanyl that she was on her way to pick up.

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Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me

Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!

It would be so great if the UN actually called these human rights abuses out, and threatened El Salvador with expulsion.

What a joke: Trump officials claimed the letter sent to Harvard with a list of demands was a "mistake" sent w/o authorization. Because Harvard defended themselves, the White House announced they were freezing funding and Trump threatened to remove their tax-exempt status anyway. What a shit show.

Don't let the last words said by Americans before our country completely collapses be "We were just following orders."

If we make it through this dark period with democracy intact, it may be because the administration's incompetence was greater than its depravity.

"If you can afford to send Katy Perry to space, you can afford to pay more taxes." #3E

250 years ago today America began its march toward independence at the Battles of Lexington and Concord. The battles marked “No Kings Day, Part I.” Today millions of Americans will take part in “No Kings Day, Part II.”

The fact that an entire administration and fully 40% of America thinks it’s ok to send people to a concentration camp in the middle of nowhere, without an OUNCE of evidence they committed a crime is INSANE! It’s more shocking and frightening than anything I have seen from my countryman.

The Anonymous Collective has just leaked a trove of data exposing Western interests deeply embedded in Russia. In support of Ukraine, the revelations—unsurprisingly—tie Donald Trump to the corrupt network of Russian assets.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pulled in a massive fundraising haul amid progressive calls for her to launch a 2028 primary challenge against Sen. Chuck Schumer

NEWS: Hong Kong has suspended postal service for all goods being sent to the United States, saying the U.S is "unreasonable, bullying, and imposing tariffs abusively."

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

I don’t think a better headline could have been written about what happened yesterday. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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We have the most anti-free speech government in modern American history. (And yet, in true Orwellian fashion, they claim to be champions of free speech.)

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

The house passes SAVE Act, a Major voting suppression Bill

Call your Senators and tell them to vote no on the SAVE Act. This bill will disenfranchise nearly 70 MILLION women from voting. stocks.apple.com/AcRSWp5-iSrK...

A win for truth and history: A National Park Service page(removed by Musk) on the Underground Railroad has been restored to prominently feature Harriet Tubman, after her image and quote were removed earlier this year. Now, her legacy as a fearless champion for freedom has rightfully been restored. ✊