Wow! This is an incredibly interesting idea. Also yikes x 1000

Congratulations to every child in America for getting $50 free on DraftKings and 750 Caesar Points redeemable at any Caesar’s Palace, Harrahs or Ballys Casino location.

And never forget. These are asylum seekers. This is what the USA is doing to the most vulnerable people on the planet who we promised to protect.

Sky Jumping is what it is too. Stop it, you weirdos, get down.

Ok I’ll bite who is the Olympix?

Four years of lies. One explosive confrontation. We’re back in the current timeline as the Kelvarus siblings reach a tense stalemate. Episode 6 is out now! :) Tune in here: shorturl.at/Z2BRP #ironsworn #starforged #actualplay #podcast

Tytion the Creation

Dropout should buy critical role. Everyone would win. Thats a Hollywood Hot Tip™️

Ok we got it: A. Content algorithms are Fae: Capricious, whimsical, vibrant. Tiktok is Summer Court + Youtube is Winter B. GenAi are Djinn: sycophantic, bumbling, until the moment you show weakness C. Google Search is the Old Testament Yahweh somehow slowly being transformed into Cthulhu

Friends! Non-Romans! Countrypeoples! We are live on Kickstarter. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

✨ AI Overview It's not possible to turn off the Posting Machine—but experts generally agree on some important points: • Stopping is not an option for someone like you • You are part of the problem • You deserve this • Nothing matters • This is endless • Succumb

Folks, many people are saying this. I am genuinely so siked to start making this crazy podcast with these brilliant maniacs.

How did I miss the duck bus thread I am always on this app??!!!! Calling Bluesky HQ to complain…

Paradoxically, while the nerdy leftist with the machine gun individually is an idiot who is not helping things at the protest at all, the existence of “nerdy leftists with machine guns” is a net positive entity in our collective unconscious. My essay for Solider of Fortune:

here are some types of elf: * high elf * wood elf * dark elf * slutty elf * bitchy elf * hater elf * skater elf * greater elf * swamp elf * double elf * miniature elf * mental elf * power elf * melodic death elf * cuddle elf * puddle elf * mischief elf * nuisance elf * baseball elf * orb elf * elmo

Sneak Peek! Filming a kickstarter video with original character art and some typically disturbing Ancient Roman trinkets - just in case it wasn’t clear enough that Roman myths make the Greeks look well-adjusted. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

My 9 year old came into my room the other morning and looked at me with tears in his eyes. “Dad,” he said, with tears in his eyes. “You know it smells like some egg nog in here bro!” And thus I perished.

I knew Danielle was going to address Bunnies but I wasn’t prepared for MrBeast to entertain pleas to buy NewJeans

Demolish Ice is the moderate position

My most toxic trait is how fervently I despise the closet cousins to ttrps, war games and deck building games. It’s like I’m a Lindyhopper constantly beefing with those gosh darn jitterbugs

Hell yeah Fuck yeah

If the basketball players rise, it’s game over.

Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good

Spending the rest of the day watching Shoresy its like Ted Lasso but funny. Congratulations Canada!

Wokey New Year comrades

2026ickos

Hi friends and foes the KS link to follow along with this project is live. Please sign up even if you got no money just so we can alert you when the thing is done! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea... RIYL: TTRPG Actual Plays, chthonic creeps, Roman history, regicide

Oh god bless it I just got so upset thinking about how unconscionable the AI Bailout is going to be.

I want it to happen, don’t get me wrong folks, I just don’t care about the daily hand-tone IV-drip check discourse. My dad is 84, I saw him last week & his eyes were orange for like 48 hours. It was nothing, we didn’t even mention it. Old bodies just do wild stuff!

“Well because a hoodie is a jacket and we don’t wear a jacket to bed” is something I said earlier like I was Archimedes figuring out basic natural law.

Come on hannah banana #knicks

And now I’m being dragged into my grave by the ghost of christmas future just because I wear the Homers? Can’t believe it

Ttrpg where you play hallmark xmas movie people and once / session you can say “But (person name)…it’s Christmas!” to get an automatic success

Wes Anderson ttrpg: - Twee Points - “I’d like to use my Emotional Breakthrough, please” - I’m a Murray, so I add +2 to Collapse vs cynical hits

A roleplaying game where you and the other player struggle over who is the DM but all you’re allowed to do is eat and tell stories in character. It’s called My Dinner w Andre, and in the end neither of you is.

Our enemy shows his neck but we mustn’t plunge the knife in, might be a fake neck

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From: Politician You Gave Money To 17 Years Ago Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW Hi John, Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.

Trump is Julius Caeser, who is Augustus? I’m thinking probably either Mr Beast or a self driving car that learns how to crank dat solja boy.

You should be allowed to clap during plays when an actor does some damn, acting

“Hey what are you getting up to today?” “Oh I’m heading down to the road a couple miles outside the ashram to throw rice at Ghandi when he walks down to the sea to make salt.” “Oh cool can I come” “Sure then we can get lunch”

You don’t actually need a Chair+ subscription to unlock soft mode for the cushion fibres. You can flash linux to the chair through the hidden microSD slot in the front left leg and unlock it for free

can't help singing this like

“I don’t like juice” Ok I don’t know what that means. “Don’t “ like juice? How?

There’s a guy on TikTok whose whole thing is litigating the difference between a Labyrinth and a Maze and I get it.

You should be able to check out a gas grill at the library

Paul Dano may be a fine actor I do not know, what I do know is his name sounds like it should be in a MF DOOM bar.

I couldn’t tell you a single name of any book I read last year but I can tell you the names of my Dad’s best friends who we would only see once every couple of years. Robert Bourgeois Ralph Boomer Gary Garrison Frederick Moss

I love my kids so much and they would never get me a whiskey stone. I’d rather they just get me a regular stone. Man I’d friggin love that. A big ol stone!