Wait a minute — Iran (who Trump said has no military) bombed the shit out of Kuwait last night in retaliation for us striking them in a war Marco Rubio just yesterday, told Congress was “over”? Do they think we’re all fucking stupid?

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With each passing day, I'm liking Jon Ossoff more and more. I think he may be the real deal.

This should be posted everywhere until the midterms and then some.

The only thing more satisfying than the removal of his name from the Kennedy Center is the unwell Orange Man-Baby's entirely predictable, seething, unhinged, self-pitying, incoherent, raging, angry, vengeful meltdown reacting to the news. Someone call a wahh-mbulance! And how is your weekend going?

I like this image for the accuracy of its message. Don't pretend it's anything else.

From 1981.

Dude, your boss is currently trying to steal $1,776,000,000 from the Treasury. And that’s just *one* of his scams. You people have ZERO self-awareness.

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Yesterday, Sen. @andykimnj.bsky.social did what he always has: stand up for the people of New Jersey. It’s an appalling reminder that this administration doesn’t give a damn about any of us.

I know we all feel betrayed that the US military has yet to honor their Oath to the Constitution.But today isn’t about current service members.It’s about the dead ones, the majority of whom were poor and out of options and lost their lives for what they hoped was a noble cause.Lets honor them today.

Good morning and happy Friday to everyone. Honestly, voting is like taking a bus. If there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay at home and sulk—you take the one going closest to where you want to be. We can vote better than they can cheat. 💙🗳️

Stephen Colbert closed out the final episode of The Late Show with an emotional performance of “Hello, Goodbye” alongside Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney symbolically switched off the studio lights one last time to the Ed Sullivan Theater. 🥹🥺

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

Effective tax rate paid by Jeff Bezos from 2014 to 2018: 0.98% Effective 2025 federal tax rate paid by Amazon: 1.4% Typical tax rate paid by the average American: 14.5% Just thought I should point that out.

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

Thomas Massie in his concession speech: "While gas is almost $5 a gallon and diesel is almost $6, they're talking about this big ballroom...It looks like the Roman Empire. I see a few analogies there..."

Because “I’m not a scientist” is a shield, and “I’m basically a gynecologist” is a weapon.

D+11 on a generic ballot probably looks something like 40 seats gained in the House - IF we don’t get complacent. Have you registered to vote yet? Have you double checked to make sure you’re still registered? Do you have any documentation you need to vote? Start planning now.

Buttigieg on Duffy: "I love roadtrips. I love America. I actually took a taxpayer-funded roadtrip lasted about 7 months. It was in Afghanistan. This is something very different. To make roadtrips unaffordable & then go around celebrating your own roadtrip is actually why people are frustrated about"

Midterm Message,”I am completely out of touch, Vote for me!”

Yes please!

This is pretty amazing.

If a government isn't serving it's people, there is no need for that government

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

He warned us.

Priorities right…….

I hope every mother has a man or two in her life like she does.

Very Appropriate for this Weekend….

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

Let that sink in…🤔 #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles #Epsteinvictims #justice #womensrights

This made me smile today

In 1959 a Cement Truck rolled off the road in Winganon, Oklahoma. By the time the Truck was towed the cement was hardened & it was deemed to expensive & too much trouble to move the mixer. In 2011 Barry & Heather Thomas (brilliantly) decided to turn it into a NASA space capsule.

Release the Epstein Files. #JusticeForTrumpsVictims #EpsteinFiles #EPSTEINS4EVER #Pedophile47 #TrumpIsADictator #TrumpIsCorrupt #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #EpsteinDidntCommitSuicide #EpsteinTrumpPedoFiles 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Saying small cars is not enough. I drive a mini cooper and the gas mileage sucks

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

Are we surprised??

Pete Buttigieg: “One thing that would make a huge difference is if we selected our president by letting the person who got the most votes actually take the office instead of the National Electoral College”

I still hear media refer to “the shooting” at the WHCD, which seems misleading if the only shots fired were from the cops and Secret Service.

This needs to happen

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D'ya think Comey has enough friends left in the FBI who he can ask to do a solid and leak the Epstein files? Not only for his case, but for at least partially atoning for skunking Hillary. He owes us one, big time.

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

I was reminded this morning of something IBM noted in 1978: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore, a computer must never make a management decision."

Forensic analyst hired by WaPo determined: Allen was pointing a shotgun, not a hand gun. Shotgun was not discharged. Shotgun fires shells filled with buckshot, handgun shoots bullets Secret Service agent took a bullet from a hand gun. The end.

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