court adjourned, send in the dancing lobsters

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rich in love. rich in spirit. rich in friendship. rich in abundance. rich in creativity.

I’m back

Reblogging so I can revisit 🤤

Dinner? POTATOESSSSSSSSSSSS! I would share the brand but it’s so good I can’t!!!

2.5 gummies in after a hit on my vape *sings 80’s jingle about how amazing my Penjamenita is 😍*

Waking up to 12K of y’all now! Im so happy you all are here. Follower counts absolutely MATTER because it is how my nonprofit The Thurman Perry Foundation thrives. We die w/o visibility as a small nonprofit & women can’t find us if yall dont Thank y’all for something SO big that seems so small

FUCK ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS POSTED A RLLY HOT PIC…. I HAVE A CRUSH

I saw Cady Heron post a sexy bathtub pic, so I posted a bathtub pic 🥰 Reskeet with you in the tub

priest: do you take this person to be your shenanigan them: i do priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks them: i do priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots

I am a cry baby

Hey remember when we said Taxation without representation? Maybe we bring that back

being the embodiment of love feels amazing

The great part about working with #Libraries is that you get advanced copies of books at conferences 😆 #booksky #bksky

Hey what news orgs are on the shit list? (CNN MSNBC NYT, AP, WSJ, etc etc)

Hot hot hot #shoulderstand #poledance #wtfisthismovecalled #suggestive

I really just wanna move through life like Jennifer Coolidge

I just wanted to post this cause I’m hot

Fuck even Reddit is too much for me today

Cutting yourself off from current events/social media is bananas, I have no idea what’s going on in the zeitgeist except skeet and cigarette duck

you have to call them bloots or posts!! bluesky:

Now would be a great time for aliens to land but just the #rubydixon type iykyk 😉

New favorite hat alert

Oh man guys therapy is great! Turns out!!! Not a personality trait it’s actually just a mental illness 🤪

Oh my god I just realized everyone is gonna be posting their plates next week on BlueSky, this is gonna be great!

hey what's up

In another life… I would be an amazing nepobaby country singer

Do you ever just…. *Cher’s voice* WAGON WHEEL WATOOSY

Let’s see you in all black

Y’all on here once 10pm hits for some reason:

#photography #nature #wildflowers #naturephotograpgy

HELP IVE COMMITTED ANIMAL ABUSE, I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIL FUNNY TO PLAY THE AIRTAG NOISE ON THE CAT’S COLLAR BUT I WOKE HIM UP, AM I GOING TO PRISON OR NOT?????

He’s just so stinkin cute #cat

He ruined the shot but kinda cute too right? #cat

I wish I could go back to the time when a guy having a foot fetish could be the weirdest thing about him and now…

Being able to have the disposable income to order a bunch of stuff and already know you’ll likely return most of it but you like options is an incredible blessing and I’m so thankful I can do that 🥰

There would be less car accidents if more drivers just took the L

I’m starting to think those sumbitches were right about sourdough starter

Sometimes working out just hurts…. Silks nearly killed me… it takes SO much fearlessness and strength… something is lacking these days 😭 but the wins will always feel good as you can see 😉

We call them skeets bc this is what we all look like

remember that your mental health is a priority, your inner peace is essential & your self care is a necessity

Chappell Roan in Ft. Lauderdale ⋆˙⟡ (October 26th, 2023)