When those vaccines hit.

How fortunate it is that we can laugh at those who believe that the world will end tomorrow, for it spares us from having to admit that the world as we know it ended long before today.

I don't decorate for Halloween but I want this skull snail soooooo bad

we need a dissolution of the sports monasteries

Temu rapture

It is a truth too often unacknowledged, that a populist in possession of the public's rage must be in perpetual want of an enemy.

What's your sign?

Enjoy your headaches, America. There are going to be sooooo many

"No Farmers, No Food" they love to wail, demanding we bail them out and cut the tax on their utes, and yet 27% of our kids are going hungry. This country is a failed state when it comes to self-sufficiency. It would rather sell its soul than feed its children.

Local pūkeko watching me add bird netting to my fresh lawn because they can't be trusted:

Just 1 more billion bro. Let’s just give 1 more billion to the landlords. I’m sure that will help.

Timely.

'an empty, cold shell that will do great damage to what humanity is about'

In this one a doctor talks about doing an emergency c-section on a beheaded woman to deliver her baby.

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

VERSTAPPEN SAINZ LAAAAAAAAAWSON 🇳🇿

This F1 quali is insane

in response to kamala harris' bullshit.

'The book can be a maximum of 525 pages' Me: 😫 But that word count

Yesterday, my eldest daughter had a seizure & stopped breathing due to the nerve pain she is suffering. Nurses appeared from nowhere and stabilised her while an ambulance came. The hospital staff, who had no doctors available all day, said it's a one year wait to see a rheumatologist. But concerts!

Thanks AI, because no harm can come from not wearing my glasses for daily life

A baby crow.

Famous shot of anarchist leader Buenaventura Durruti in charge of column named after him at Bujaraloz on the Aragón front, 14 August 1936. By Cologne born Juan Guzmán

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

"Regarding #LaVuelta2025, this will be my only comment: In 1936, Jewish organizations urged a boycott of the Berlin Olympics. Only one country responded to that boycott, organizing a popular Olympics against the Nazi state's whitewashing instead. That country was Spain." Via Ciclática on twitter

Hamish Kerr continues New Zealand’s success with high jump win. Olympic champion wins his first-ever world high jump title, while Ethan Katzberg breaks championship record in men's hammer throw.

Yesterday, I choked while eating. Today, my throat is so swollen that I can't speak without coughing violently. Even breathing is a challenge. I just want one normal week.

If u see this quote with the energy u bring to Bluesky

being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.

There is a message here for the British left-of-centre about both how to respond to the right and how to make the state take both their concerns seriously and, more importantly, their position. I will leave it at that.

If you think that your country has gone a little bat shit with people behaving weirdly, making bad decisions, and acting as if their brains have dropped out of their heads, I dunno...maybe consider that common brain fog is socially destructive. Stop catching COVID.

No one wants choice in public services. They want the one nearest them to be good.

Be gay, do science

Conservative pundits: We will not be silenced Everyone else: no shit

Finished my binge of The Good Wife. The last 2 seasons were. Not. Good. Will appeared in the last episode & made it 1000% better than it had been for 50 episodes. Now what am I going to watch? I'm starting to run out pre-streaming era shows, you know, ones with full length seasons & good actors

I'm really interested to watch this - PRIME MINISTER, releasing in cinemas across New Zealand on 25 September 2025. I'm sure it will be an emotional yet inspiring documentary about one of our greatest leaders.

🗣️ Get your copy of my new book at: buff.ly/4h5qlIT

White, conservative, gun-loving, Christian guy, with a dad working in the sheriff's department... yes, that is like 99% of shooters and the people we are definitely be afraid of, the 'all-Americans'. Haters must be scrambling to the blame video games right now

In one of the deadliest attacks on the press, Israel’s airstrikes on Sanaa killed 25 journalists after targeting two newspaper offices on Wednesday, September 10th. Over 46 people were killed and over 146 injured as people are still being pulled from under the rubble.

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

Calls for violence, violence happens. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The Speaker Emerita of the Minnesota House was gunned down in her home and slaughtered along with her husband and dog, and Trump didn't say a thing. Half-mast, my ass.

“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.” Charlie Kirk

Look, what I would say to you is, people would vote for Kieran as PM instead

When you stoke hatred and violence, hatred and violence occurs. And eventually, it will come full circle back to you.

Today is a FINE FUCKING DAY to stop posting screenshots from Twitter, a platform your dumb ass should have abandoned a long time ago. Stop wading in sewage and bringing us the ripest turds.

Someone has been drunk on Auckland's Fort Street at 2am