Call us crazy but it seems like trying to find out if Mitch McConnell is actually alive and has a functioning brain should be high on everybody’s list of priorities

I wish just one NATO leader (or all of them) would say, "This is unacceptable. The US president has lost his mind. America come get your boy. He's broken and needs to be under a doctor's care back home." I wish someone would tell the damn truth about what's happening.

ALERT: Gov. Andy Beshear (D-KY) asks Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to provide a health update to him and to all Kentuckians

This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)

We cannot let them get away with pretending a sitting US Senator is alive when he’s not.

After being criticized for having Bud Light sponsor Trump’s UFC event, the Administration scrambled to find a sponsor who could bring all those manly men together.

BREAKING: Molly Crane Newman reports that Judge Kaplan has ORDERED the release of the $5m plus interest to E Jean Carroll.

Why can’t someone just find out if Mitch McConnell is dead? They have to use his death to steal another senate seat? Can’t someone go to the hospital? Where is TMZ when you need them?

“What kind of man would cheat at this golf?” 😂

No, Laura. It’s not “Antifa.” It was Patriot Front, a white nationalist organization. They covered their faces because they’re cowards who don’t want to be identified. We’ve been saying for over a year that ICE officers shouldn’t be allowed to wear masks either. They are cowards also.

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

When Fake Fox News Continues to Purposely Lying Without Legal Penalties 🙄 Hmmm Lawsuit.

Instead of asking for people to not use their AC in the heatwave, how about turning off the data centers instead?

“How small they are. How weak. How unoriginal… division is the oldest trick in politics.” Zohran rings in America’s birthday by reminding us our story is one of welcoming immigrants, not excluding everyone who doesn’t look like us. 🇺🇸 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DaVzyL0...

#DOOR I stand with Major Waton #Impeach #Convict #Remove His bluesky handle @defendersofourrepublic.org His substack substack.com/@defendersof... We support him! Thank you for your courage! #pinks #proudblue @citizensimpeachment.com

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Could not agree more! Not only did Hillary beat the Orange Atrocity by 2.8 MILLION votes, but Al Gore got 543,895 MORE votes than Bush! The Electoral College allows candidates who received less votes to win the presidency. ABOLISH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Refelecting Pool.

A trail of destruction. Imagine their reaction if Obama had done even one of these things.

BREAKING: Police releases photo of the criminal who vandalized the Reflecting Pool:

BREAKING NEWS! Kash Patel has been deported to Hell and is shocked. SHOCKED

Those amazing moments when Wildlife Photographers get wildlife visitors 😍

What the Ellison family would own if Paramount buys Warner Bros: Paramount+ CBS CNN Showtime HBO Warner Bros TNT TBS MTV DC Studios Nickelodeon Comedy Central Cartoon Network And more... This is a rotten deal that the Trump regime has rubber stamped. State AGs must step in and block it.

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

Well, I gotta admit it was worth the wait for that curtain to be removed.

Zohran Mamdani’s been the Mayor of New York for 6 months and the Knicks just became NBA Champions for the first time in 53 years. Congrats, New York!

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BREAKING: Judge Amit Mehta says Jeanine Pirro's "Because I said so" reason is NOT sufficient for him to rule on whether to dismiss the charges against the Oath Keepers. Pirro has until June 5th to provide a satisfactory reason. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/28...

Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you

So, apparently you can alter history. At least you can try.

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

A good reminder that even vast wealth can't buy good taste. #WhiteTrashWH

xAI pays MLGW 19 cents per gallon. Regular customers pay 32 cents.

Time to file a resolution to dissolve the fund.

Incredible performance by David Byrne on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert! Dance, Stephen, Dance!

Paying for parking at a hospital really ties the whole American healthcare experience together.

The most corrupt president in the history of the world and it’s not close.

A government of shallow, glib sociopaths striving to get an "Attaboy" from other shallow, glib sociopaths.

SIGN OF THE DAY…

Absolutely hilarious work and impersonation of Kash Patel by SNL and Aziz Ansari

I just want to point out that the WHCD took place in a ballroom. Holding it in a different ballroom wouldn’t make it safer. The administration chose not to designate the WHCD as a “National Special Security Event.” That’s the difference.