the walk home #sizesky #sona

Thinking of someone saying "this is misogynistic goonerslop, this character is only meant to be jerked off to!" in reference to me and getting so hard I pass out

as an aside to all the tomodachiposting...I think living the dream's island editor is the first time a feature like this has compelled me. I want to make my island look nice and special and provide for my little dollies!!!

added in a little clump of scott pilgrim characters to my island, probably will fill a back part of it out with otd blorbos (you know, essentials for the core ones that are there, a serra for morgan and a london for reyes, mayyybe a david for serra too) but I'm awaiting the sillies heehoo

😘🩵❤️ #rosalina #pauline #yuri #animation

the most consistent way to get mii morgan to make friends is to get her to talk about gambling this game is canon compliant with my blorbos

got the first mii marriage on my island 🎉🎉🎉

People wonder I don't post on twitter anymore but I look over and the feed on there is just BOT-BOT-BOT-RACISM-BOT-RACISM-FOUR POVS OF MAN GETTING SUCKED INTO JET ENGINE-RACISM-KNICKS COMEBACK!-BOT-BOT-PHOTO OF THE TITAN SUBMARINE REMAINS like i dunno man I don't wanna hang out there for some reason

imo disposal is best when it's done in a way/place that further establishes dominance over the prey. after I have reduced you down to nothing but tail fat and waste, I'll be making a mess of your bed with it, your clothes, your desk. it's MY territory now, and I couldn't care less for it.

tiny maid that zips up your files for you

I love being a freak with peculiar fixations on the internet of webbed sites

patreon suggestion: "camgirl emma... (with frustrated fan morgan)" #ofthedevilnsfw

got to the level where I could give my Mii the “big eater” and “eats voraciously” quirks finally, now that’s REALLY my accurate homunculus right there

- Fat idk man lol

Princesses

inking their splat zone line is s+++++ tier fuel for marina likers because like. there’s no other way to interpret that line, right??? at least not a more CHARITABLE one. Girl’s a freak that only Pearl could match

Reposting a classic

emma rockford currently on her joker arc on my island because the other five residents are either in love or living together

I really love it when an artist I follow gets insanity levels of obsessed with [thing they like] and will not stop drawing it. It's so very charming. Go girl give us one billion drawings of that little freak in your head who I know nothing about. He's my blorbo in law now

F*%#!

game console lifespans are incredibly interesting because literally none of them are exactly identical and goes to clearly show that a game machine remaining on shelves is both extremely fragile and yet stupid easy at the same time

morgan monday who’s ready to get ittttt morglings

Seeing the God of War circle button prompt over a twink's exposed stomach

discovered to my horror that sick pervert whump/ryona artists, have unlocked guro 2: depicting their character of choice as a stay at home mother.

housewife art should be treated like gore. because thats what it is.

The woke college students did not appreciate my commencement address “you will all serve me as I collect your precious fluids” guess another institution of higher learning failed to prepare them for the reality of having a job!

(slams my fists on the desk like an overworked cop in one of those movies) goddamit is the uncanny valley effect pretty much one of my kinks? fuck man ooaaGh

it's a weird thing to put a finer point on but I've always had a little bit of a thing for simple, cartooned faces...like miis for example, or that switch update girl, or the villager you play as in animal crossing. there's something there to be said about being so *close* to a face

boys boys boys boys boys boys boys...

I love chatrooms because I can be in there one moment talking about silly little video games and tune out for a moment...and then hop back in and immediately start chattering about the way I like my porn and the flow will not be broken

this new system update is craaazy. still no themes though...?

subliminal messaging by tomodachi life: >get into a game with the mii I made of my GF >biff it (it was a coinflip) >gives me a prize anyway >it's toilet paper this fucking game can smell me out I'm sayin

Hewwo!! Let's go! #umamusume

She loves beach snacks!!

friend just said 'massive tanker sloshing with acid' in reference to factorio like that was a completely normal thing to say hashtag subtweet

puts my mii version of evie morgan into the white minimalist set room so I can subject her to classic white room torture (as blorbo bleebuses deserve)

official Wikipe-tan age gap incest yuri

oh geez, when i shared that post i had no idea Little Bunny Foo-Foo literally scoops up fieldmice and bops them on the head. yiiiikes... unfollowing now, thanks for the heads up

oh and of course, my tomodachi island name :> I saw "Dollhouse" as one of the defaults and I didn't even think about anything else because u-um fits rather well >o<

mii maddy immediately asks for more food right after I just fed her. not even ten minutes in and this game already has my number

tomodachi life acquired 🎉

Wait, what's a Kit? Isn't this the Glitch girl in a bikini people are talking about?

imagine final fantasy 7, everything is the same except aerith gainsborough constantly, disruptively rips the juiciest, wettest, loudest farts that no one even so much as acknowledges. so deafening and long that they overtake dialogue and you genuinely need subtitles to understand the plot

in other words, i love you