winter storm wrap up #art

icy weather turns us into Christo & Jeanne-Claude

Why on earth did KXAN add the Chairman of Travis gop as one of their three post debate panelists?

surprised to see that George Clooney is still acting... he's far too old and needs to step down for the good of the industry

Keep Christ in Jesus Fucking Christ

Really wish the asshole Europeans would understand that this isn’t the U.S. starting an imperial expansion. This is an eviscerated shell of a U.S. government being used as a weapon by *international* tech oligarchs to end traditional, democratic nations and replace them with a tech-run dystopia.

please excuse me while I eat this vinegar and baking soda sandwich

did ACTING this week

Wouldnt that be nice

You wanna know something clever? By design, you can't find a U.S. citizen in ICE's detainee lookup because you can't select USA as country of birth. Fuckers. locator.ice.gov/odls/#/search

Rankins!

Futures are down. Time to invest in Pasts.

Slightly diminish a game: Super Mario Lanza

This is an older piece that I finished repairing, now it just needs a good home simonearth.etsy.com/listing/4438...

It feels unfair that Paris Hilton is selling knives when it should be Britney Spears

George Bailey ran, so Officer Bert was justified shooting into the crowd I guess

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

grok, please remove the emperor's clothing

this is fine

my ears are burning, which means the flu is talking about me

these Michael Bay Transformers movies are an absolute mess. How do people watch this?

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

who went en passant in the pool? Gross!

RIP 2025 2025-2025

I'm an expert in the Avant GERD

some dumbass gave me their heart yesterday so I'm giving it away

plot twist, Mikey Day is cake

yearly reminder that when you sing Christmas songs in the past tense they are incredibly sad.

Art vs Artist #artvsartist #artvsartist2025 #rocks

Epstein sent that letter to Ea-nasir

Why jingle all the way when you can jingle half the way? Who even goes full jingle?

Depeche Mode's "Black Celebration" is a Christmas movie

I'm counting on you @jcsalterego.bsky.social

if they can do a Young Sheldon show they can do a Teenage Raistlin show. The theme songs already been written. #dragonlance

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

spending my day angry at Rhodes Scholars #RhodeRage

our kingdom lies in sugar dust

RIP Rob Reiner

Team Talarockett

my new morning ritual is to dip at least one hoodie string into my coffee

They are sending the USS Epstein to Venezuela

Andy Dick's drug problem contributed to Phil Hartman's murder, and for that I will always, always hate him

All religious jewelry is costume jewelry. Discuss.

Texas Democrats just did something historic under the leadership of new state party chair @kendallscudder.bsky.social. We have filed a candidate in EVERY 2026 race. U.S. Senate: 1 of 1 U.S. House: 38 of 38 State Senate: 15 of 15 State House: 150 of 150 State Board of Education: 8 of 8

I'm not necessarily anti antique but I wouldn't exactly call myself pro-que

RIP Frank Gehry www.architecturaldigest.com/gallery/best...

ooo wee, some Cajun better release the Epstein Filé, this justice gumbo needs spice