The world knows

When the DOJ is full of your personal lawyers, they act as your personal lawyers.

It’s great Elon saved the town square.

I don’t know if Chuck is smelling recess or shit on the hill today. Good thing there isn’t much that demands congressional attention. Ideally, one such as that envisioned in Article One - not whatever you call these clowns

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

Everybody is always (mostly rightfully) whining and commenting on weak, misleading, or downright sycophantic headlines. So, I find it necessary to tip the cap when an org gets it right. 🫡

Right on with the right on

As usual, nothing is set until the village people meander on to stage after an entire verse passes by unsung. A World Cup tradition as old as the fifa peace prize itself!

Holy Shit… the FIFA peace prize?! This is shameful. Everybody is embarrassed about this, except him!!! He doesn’t even pick up on it.

If you don’t laugh….. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It is articles like this illustrate the anti-irs rhetoric from modern populists

Well, sure. If you look at it like that. But memes of dumping shit on them have been around for generations, right?

Going down rabbit holes of the full story and bios of Pulitzer-winning photos is a blast.

A staple of my childhood

If a male author was righting a book and included characters like Nancy Mace and Olivia Nuzzi today, it would t go over well. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This one is almost fun.

TRUMP: You have to bring in talent INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America TRUMP: No you don't. No. INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?

EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/

Pulitzer

Mickey and Sonny's goal side by side. Who are you picking?

“With that being said, everybody go back on break”

The president is giving direct medical advice that will undoubtably be actioned. Linking the Daily Caller 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hell of a white elephant office gift though!!!

"Mate, I can't do anything but tell it to you straight. This Canada thing is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The Canadians ran an advertisement showing Ronald Reagan being against tariffs. Guess what? Ronald Reagan was against tariffs."

Stefanik endorsed, campaigned, and fundraised for George Santos.

Texas is preparing emergency resources for wildfires and floods. The Texas National Guard should be THERE — not in Illinois. We stand ready to support their return home so they are best positioned for helping Texans respond to any natural disasters.

How is anybody not yet boiling over?

How did we get to this level? That this in itself doesn’t cause reflexive action, let alone thoughtfully reasoned action makes me think for quite some time.

I may have just changed our understanding of the world. Starting to write. Landmark or waste of time? 🤷🏻‍♂️ we’ll see.

Good grief, NYT 🤦🏻‍♂️ “Clashed with”? 🫩 I’m spiritually exhausted 🫩

Great, now it IS an invasion…

Grassley, Graham, Kennedy - good grief, fellas.

Well, this Tuesday in America is already a doozy. 🫩 Even the “wins” AG Bondi is listing right now do not justify the conduct or costs. Graham and Bondi agree that there is no working definition for sanctuary cities. #Bondi

wrote a quick one about the tech companies settling lawsuits with Trump. Yes, it’s cowardice. But it’s also an excuse to behave the way they’ve always wanted to (irresponsibly, with no regard for the consequences of their actions). Which, actually makes them a perfect part of the MAGA coalition

Isolationism at its best!

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals? J: I didn't see it D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

This is just “normal”?

Wait, is Russ schizophrenic?! 😂

Dr. Seuss, 1941. library.ucsd.edu/dc/object/bb...

These lies are pissing me off. This isn’t about health care for undocumented immigrants – that’s already against the law. It’s about the fact that Republicans are intentionally skyrocketing your premiums.

He’s not wrong

How could any court possibly twist this to be lawful?

People….

This may be the most directly anti-American thing he has ever actually said. We went from an election swinging from the use of “Deplorable” being a red line and “grab em by the pussy” not mattering because kids are locked in a pizza joint to explicitly stating that he “hates his enemies” and “war”

@mcuban.bsky.social please, weigh in on TrumpRx. (All quaint arguments about divestment and continued grifting off the presidency aside)

This is what the town square is really all about, no? Abbott thought Costello was doing a bit, the a passerby virtue signals with a riff on the “bit” but certain about their righteousness. Now, Costello is furious with Abbott, accusing him of “yes, and”ing in the face of existential ruin.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social “How Trump referring to Mormons as Christians causes a rift with his Christian support, but could end the war in Gaza, securing his Nobel” Bret Stephens

Definitely worth your time, you know, if you profess to care 🤷🏻‍♂️ Plus, @stevevladeck.bsky.social must be reeling as a Mets fan. I mean, @tigers.bsky.social fan here and even I’m pretty down.