I’m thankful for a captive audience

art thou gobbling, mashing, stuffing, and basting in a fag-honoring way this day of farce?

Having roast pork shoulder for holidays rather than turkey is vastly superior in my opinion for the sole reason that you can go full sicko mode and eat the skin while it's still super crunchy fresh out of the oven

But I don't feel like having family dinnerrrrrr, I feel like drawing old man yaoiiiiii 😤😤😤

Happy Chompsgiving!

He is risen

All the fancy brushes in the universe at my fingertips in CSP and it turns out my favorite one to do first draft sketches with is the basic bitch G-pen lmao

Wow so these people can't even swing being Idea Guys anymore. Even *that* is too much effort huh? Lmao

If people have limited income and you literally always release an upgraded version of your game then it's a smart idea to wait. It's pretty obvious. Even games with season passes massively benefit from waiting, you can get the game + season pass for launch price on sale. Look at KCD2.

I'm still waiting for a Blu-ray release of "Coo of the Far Seas" (1993). There is an HD master, but it's only broadcast on television in Japan occasionally.

I feel like the only thing that dumb pie discourse has done is establish the fact that there's a lot of people I wouldn't dream of inviting over for a holiday dinner because they're a bunch of picky bitches who complain about everything lol

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

You know what’s really funny about this? OpenAI’s stated break-even point, where their service isn’t turning a profit, but for the first time wouldn’t cost more money to run than it’s bringing in, is 2 BILLION paying users But, sure, in 5 years you’ll be 10% of the way to nearly making a profit

Not Gonna Lie, folks. I am incredibly dubious in this day and age of any study that states 'you don't reach adulthood until X' considering how the 'full brain at 25' thing has been weaponized by both young and old to avoid responsibility and deny autonomy

SHUT THE FUCK UP

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

The truth 🐊

I've seen this before but it still absolutely kills me lmao, that's right Judith run that bitch over!! Crush thine enemies to dust beneath your wheels!

Well I mean I could go for some crab with butter and a side of hope, sure ...You did mean those kind of crabs right

weird people fall in love with each other all the time

i have something to say

sometimes it makes me so so soft that I’m friends and mutuals with so many wonderful people and creators!!! What the fuck!!! Me??? 🥺🥺

@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism

I don't really believe much in these sort of things, but the fact that I came in 24th is nice!

I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest

[gets my marketplace health insurance increase] Oof. Lmao

Cheetahs continue to be scary predators.

#warhammer40k (◞‸◟)✋🔪🩸

[learning about eye color changing surgeries as a trend] Nooooo. No no no. No.

Transmasc paths of transition

Being told a half hour before you leave that there's a full sheet cake order due for 9am the next morning--or, how to unwillingly find out what it feels like to be on an episode of Chopped

Leandros and Auron lol

It's funny how over time it's become that the Lightning Eaters have a lowkey "island of misfit toys" theme going on where each of them is some flavor of eccentric weirdo who Valus is collecting like feral cats, and when I go "Asterius isn't that eccentric though 🤔" I remember he definitely is lol

"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better

just saw a post so good I have to put it here too

“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right

Right into my veins.

Maybe this is a cranky old man opinion but I firmly believe every person who stares at their phone while driving for any reason deserves to be pit-maneuvered into a ditch

I don't know why it's so fucking hard to find a decent reference of somebody in the "at ease" stance that isn't a wikihow drawing

#Warhammer40K #RogueTrader "Ahhh——! ! So busy😖!"

? Found family as a trope isn't a Gen X thing lol

eventually you learn that you get better at drawing not by learning how to draw the head at a weird angle but by learning how to work around ever having to draw the head at that angle

Boy nothing fills you with visceral primate terror like hitting the dead zone in Subnautica and you're just out in endless wide open water when the music suddenly subtly changes to that "you *really* don't belong out here" cue

Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up

Oooo the scar gel smells kinda nice. Has kind of an aloe lotion scent, even though technically it isn't fragranced

I’m howling.