It’s crazy to me that most Christians are against smoking marijuana, I mean come on it’s a well known biblical story that God spoke to Moses through a burning bush.

Hi

I gotta work on making my tan more even

Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.

It’s always weird seeing family members show up on dating apps

Anyone else getting Little Caesars tomorrow to celebrate the Ides Of March?

Hello friends in my phone

Ok hear me out A tarot deck but all the images are of flying dinosaurs…. A Tarot-dactyl if you will

I’m getting my third tattoo tomorrow

I went to a SpongeBob Rave and I dressed up as a Krabby Patty. Naturally, I had to square up against Plankton for trying to steal my secret formula

@masonmennenga.bsky.social be like

if pepperoni pizza is pop punk, pineapple pizza is ska punk

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

In the words of the wise prophet Smash Mouth, You never know if you don’t go

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.

still the best Valentine’s Day gift I’ve ever given

Just wanna make pizza roses for a cute girl

Have you noticed how January felt like five years long but we’re already halfway through February?

I bought tickets to see Hamilton in Seattle the day after Valentine’s Day, and I still have yet to find a date to take with me. Wish me luck!

when your christian parents find out you’ve deconstructed:

It’s a good day to tell your trans friends you love them

AUDITS DONT DELETE WHOLE AGENCIES AND PROGRAMS AND LINES OF CRITICAL FUNDING FOR COMMUNITIES ACROSS AMERICA AND THE WORLD. Anyone who replies “it’s just an audit is a FED, or a PSYOP, or a SHILL”. Stop calling them bots, start calling them the government.

any blue sky friends going to Thunderdome next weekend?

It’s insane to me that we’re just… letting non-government personnel rifle through government code. The SysAdmins have to be losing their fucking minds right now.

It’s finally snowing in Bremerton.

happy sunday loves 🩷 ✨wash your water bottles ✨charge your 🌶️ toys (and put them away!!!) ✨clean your makeup brushes ✨get yourself a little treat deep breaths 🩷

Is it a bad idea for me to watch hunger games right now with all my anxieties about the state of the world? 😅🤣 probably, but here we are doin it anyways

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

This is very bad political communication. Embarrassing really.

Five Iron Frenzy in Seattle!

trans rights, now and forever.

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

RFK Jr. falsely testified today that antidepressants are as addictive as heroin. He should know about heroin, as he was a heroin addict. But essentially demonizing people who use antidepressants is dangerous. www.npr.org/sections/sho...

Ouch

reskeet to throw the ball for Ollie

Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.

seems like trumps executive order to blame the plane crash on DEI has been in the works for a year now.

CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA.

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

I can't deny that things are really fucking shitty right now, like all over. But someone just reminded me: "A lot of great things can grow out of shit." I hope that little agricultural metaphor helps you out today.

*me ordering food at any fancy restaurant* And the chicken nuggets…are they dinosaur shaped?