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It’s crazy to me that most Christians are against smoking marijuana, I mean come on it’s a well known biblical story that God spoke to Moses through a burning bush.
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Hi
5 months ago
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I gotta work on making my tan more even
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☪︎ 𖤐 ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔶 𖤐 ☪︎
7 months ago
Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.
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It’s always weird seeing family members show up on dating apps
6 months ago
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Anyone else getting Little Caesars tomorrow to celebrate the Ides Of March?
9 months ago
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Hello friends in my phone
9 months ago
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Ok hear me out A tarot deck but all the images are of flying dinosaurs…. A Tarot-dactyl if you will
9 months ago
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I’m getting my third tattoo tomorrow
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I went to a SpongeBob Rave and I dressed up as a Krabby Patty. Naturally, I had to square up against Plankton for trying to steal my secret formula
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@masonmennenga.bsky.social
be like
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if pepperoni pizza is pop punk, pineapple pizza is ska punk
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
9 months ago
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In the words of the wise prophet Smash Mouth, You never know if you don’t go
10 months ago
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Erin Biba
10 months ago
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.
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Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/02/establishing-the-presidents-make-america-healthy-again-commission/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1SErud5Tu3NGb7PN1P1SH1bMWrNaqo2aoPvvnNc5WiS2IrAhpLXHlp9bw_aem_jn2B0kbC060F0yDuQBLLfA
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Alt National Park Service
10 months ago
Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.
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still the best Valentine’s Day gift I’ve ever given
10 months ago
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Just wanna make pizza roses for a cute girl
10 months ago
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10 months ago
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Have you noticed how January felt like five years long but we’re already halfway through February?
10 months ago
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I bought tickets to see Hamilton in Seattle the day after Valentine’s Day, and I still have yet to find a date to take with me. Wish me luck!
10 months ago
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when your christian parents find out you’ve deconstructed:
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Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
10 months ago
It’s a good day to tell your trans friends you love them
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Pearlmania500
10 months ago
AUDITS DONT DELETE WHOLE AGENCIES AND PROGRAMS AND LINES OF CRITICAL FUNDING FOR COMMUNITIES ACROSS AMERICA AND THE WORLD. Anyone who replies “it’s just an audit is a FED, or a PSYOP, or a SHILL”. Stop calling them bots, start calling them the government.
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any blue sky friends going to Thunderdome next weekend?
10 months ago
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Angry
10 months ago
It’s insane to me that we’re just… letting non-government personnel rifle through government code. The SysAdmins have to be losing their fucking minds right now.
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It’s finally snowing in Bremerton.
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🌿🐈⬛Becca “oops! all Aries” 🏳️🌈🌻
10 months ago
happy sunday loves 🩷 ✨wash your water bottles ✨charge your 🌶️ toys (and put them away!!!) ✨clean your makeup brushes ✨get yourself a little treat deep breaths 🩷
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Is it a bad idea for me to watch hunger games right now with all my anxieties about the state of the world? 😅🤣 probably, but here we are doin it anyways
10 months ago
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George Takei
10 months ago
The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
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Roxane Gay
10 months ago
This is very bad political communication. Embarrassing really.
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Hannah ✨
10 months ago
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Five Iron Frenzy in Seattle!
10 months ago
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Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
10 months ago
trans rights, now and forever.
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Pearlmania500
10 months ago
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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George Takei
10 months ago
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.
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Michael J. Stern
10 months ago
RFK Jr. falsely testified today that antidepressants are as addictive as heroin. He should know about heroin, as he was a heroin addict. But essentially demonizing people who use antidepressants is dangerous.
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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Antidepressants harder to quit than heroin? Fact-checking RFK Jr.
Fact checking RFK Jr.: No, antidepressants are not harder to quit than heroin.
https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/01/30/nx-s1-5281164/antidepressants-ssris-rfk-jr-heroin
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
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Melanie Epp🌱
10 months ago
Ouch
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reskeet to throw the ball for Ollie
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George Takei
10 months ago
Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.
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seems like trumps executive order to blame the plane crash on DEI has been in the works for a year now.
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Pearlmania500
10 months ago
CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA.
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Norm Charlatan
10 months ago
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
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Jacob Haynes
10 months ago
I can't deny that things are really fucking shitty right now, like all over. But someone just reminded me: "A lot of great things can grow out of shit." I hope that little agricultural metaphor helps you out today.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
10 months ago
*me ordering food at any fancy restaurant* And the chicken nuggets…are they dinosaur shaped?
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