the weirdest part of my thirties has been all the sudden turning baseball years-old. no idea why I subject myself to almost nightly disappointment by the Giants for half the year, but I guess this is just what I do now.

hi quick question, where did the fun internet go?

Really cool and great that there's accountability for the Epstein files in fucking DUBAI before the goddamn US of A.

@repcasar.bsky.social what are we doing about the increased ICE presence in Kyle and Buda?

Bombing for peace. Retaliatory missiles for de-escaltion. More bombs as a warning strike. More missiles to save face. Boots on the ground because liberation.

fuck we're headed right into operation "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" aren't we?

I'm so tired of fighting someone else's wars.

guys idk if I can vape my way outta this one

Give my latest blab a read, I think it's worth it. I quote Fred Durst and implore everyone to peacefully protest tomorrow.

Councilor @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social has more spine than most of us. Thank you for putting your body on the line and standing up against ICE. www.boston.com/news/local-n...

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

Everything is fucked so I'm obsessively rewatching every grainy video of Jeff Buckley the internet has to offer. Anyways how u doin?

Can the monkeys at the galactic typewriters please stop? You have gotten close enough to Shakespeare, I promise, just give us a night of peace.

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs

Woke Ally Jerry Jones, welcome to the resistance brother ✊

I'm getting more breaking news alerts about this spoiled mfer than Kilmar Abrego Garcia and Andry Hernandez Romero combined

Time to speak up

I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:

@booker.senate.gov thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

i need less decorum and more “home game in philadelphia” when it comes to the energy in the room.

Aight I can't watch this mindlessness anymore, I'll catch the lowlights tomorrow. Back to basketball or videogames or some shit.

Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization

I swear to dog this guy is about to claim the sky has actually always been red white and blue and the whole GOP is gonna cheer and clap and foam at the mouth.

The signs are petty and I love it

Trump: "We have accomplished more in 43 days than most administrations accomplish in 4 years or 8 years." The economy:

Rep. Al Green is a goddamn hero.

OKAY AL

This guy is so full of shit 3 bottles of miralax couldn't get the job done

March Forth, see you soon 🫡 #fiftyfiftyone #atx

TODAY! March 4th for Democracy. Find your protest at www.FiftyFifty.one. 50 Protests. 50 States. 1 Movement. #50501movement #PeoplesMovement #FiftyFiftyOne #ImpeachTrump #NoKings #March4thForDemocracy @polrev.bsky.social

wtf is this a real headline

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

As a US citizen I want nothing more than for Canada to win the 4 Nations. I didn't think ready for all of my fellow citizens acting like a US win would signal some kind of moral victory.

guys idk what to say at this point I'm just alternating through laughter shock and malaise. I guess I'm trying to atay informed but also disconnect and love myself and my neighbor. So anyways Greenland will never be called by this monstrosity of a name. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

As a process Christian and 49ers fan, this Superbowl result is proof that God can't work singlehandedly, but can work through and with anyone.

KENNY PICKETT GETTING GARBAGE TIME IN THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE CHIEFS OMG

Thoughts and prayers to all the lifelong Taylor Swift fans it must be hard watching your favorite team go 1/2 in subsequent Superbowls.

thisIsFine.jpg www.nbcnews.com/news/world/l...

trans people are pretty great pass it on

Trans rights are human rights. Human rights are non-negotiable. The fundamental dignity of every human is not an open question. There's no "yeah, but.." There's no "middle ground." If one of us isn't free, then none of us are free. Full fuckin stop.

Pete Enns one of the real ones who can title something "Pimping the Bible" and leave me with a lil inspiration. open.substack.com/pub/peteenns...

Idk man, I'm literally still just doing my best and faking the rest

people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?

Jesus told his followers to expect persecution—not because they were loudest, but because they stood with the least of these. If you’re aligning with power, you’re not the one being persecuted.

“Fuck” is an entire prayer

I can't deny that things are really fucking shitty right now, like all over. But someone just reminded me: "A lot of great things can grow out of shit." I hope that little agricultural metaphor helps you out today.

I still believe this: "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"