me when bluesky mods label my content

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Birthday suit on my birthday ♒️🎂🍑

Throwback to the only time I was brave enough to wear this swim thong

Assuming the outfit will progress to this later in the night 😏

Going to a “sports” themed bday party this weekend. Do I pull off “masc footy player”?

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

First slutty post of 2026 courtesy of the first leg/glute day of the year

Merry Christm-ass 😇🎄 #jockstrap

It’s fine to work from home wearing this when it’s 38 degrees right?

Men with salt & pepper hair/beards make me go absolutely feral lately 😵‍💫🥴🥵

No one: Me after 1 alcoholic drink on a sunny summer afternoon: oh no, I think my speedo is falling off!

Happy Saturday y’all

Hard to choose just one

Is it still #jocktober?

New glasses 🤓

Happy #humpday little gay people in my phone

A wild Sunday evening #pokemon #soulsilver

Will I be posting the exact same selfies every time I get new underwear or swimmers? Maybe so!

Trying on new speedos to convince myself it’s already spring

“Are you fucking stupid??” Me:

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel 💦🧖‍♂️🌫️

When two people are flirting on Bluesky and we can all see it

Can’t wait for winter to be over so I can post slutty speedo pics for attention on the reg again 😔

Post your current game rotation 👾🎮🗡️🧙‍♂️

Last night’s Thick n Juicy underwear party fit check

the perfect murder weapon doesn’t exi—

Insta close friends saw it first

he is so fine omfg

A thirst trap? That’s not of my ass? It’s more likely than you think

Show your age! What was number one the day you turned 18. Tik Tok - Ke$ha Checks out, must be why that song still makes me turn up no matter the mood

Oh to be a woman at home gossiping with her life-size Porygon

Obsessed with my new hat from @pandershirts.com, goes really well with this outfit ☺️

I pretty much have no idea how to pose in photos other than this ✌️

Hump day hits different when on holiday

I specialize in putting theory into practice

Monday

Love when a pair of shorts are both hoochie and comfortable

he’s a gamer

Mike White thinking of who to kill #whitelotus

Gays will be like, "She saved my life", and it's just Beloved character actress Margo Martindale

Repost with a pic and your age. I am 33 (gross)

Happy Hump Day 🤭

Is this anything? Are we being thirst trappy on this app?

Another day, another Teams meeting where I look at myself in the little screen instead of paying attention to the conversation.