"I have baby fever" Girl no you don't, only babies can get it, it's literally in the name

is this good

Happy Labor Day for everyone who has given birth

Don't find solidarity with the Chinese government, find it with the Chinese worker who struggles day to day.

But if you raise the minimum wage China Big Mac immigrants slippery slope Islamic communism.

I saw someone go after @mehdirhasan.bsky.social for "platforming" far-right racists because he did a debate video. Y'all are you fucking serious?

pedocon theory fully vindicated

Bluesky definitely has a problem with people being overly sensitive on topics. I get and appreciate the caution on the use of crude language, but I'm seeing folks here be too smug about it. I will only respect it if you act like PC Principal and threaten to kneecap someone for a microagression.

Texas' only severe weather warning system is watching for when Ted Cruz leaves the country

Rand Paul is only ever outspoken about his beliefs when it doesn't inconvenience the overall republican agenda.

Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...

Jordan Peterson Breaks Down in Tears After Great Owl Asks “Did You Get All That?” hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

"Borderlands 4 is overpriced at $80" Dude, if it's a quality game without microDLC, that is what the price should be. Borderlands games are many hours long with good replay value. Things have inflated in price. They can charge more or recoup by cutting corners and splitting DLC more.

Online folks will say, "I think this is a false flag operation" and then somehow use that as an excuse to react the way someone who masterminded a false flag operation would want them to.

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat

Acting as unbiased media, we will be treating the arguments of the rambling man we saw on the side of the road who believes US currency should be replaced with dog shit the same as arguments from world class economists. We will not debase ourselves by insisting that these arguments be unequal

I like star wars but have nothing witty to say. Only a Sith deals in absolutes. Do or do not, there is no try.

New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months

Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool theonion.com/peace-a...

NPR found out because they were included on a White House Signal chat

BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

He should just make a Discord server at this point.

Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death

They spent the last four years telling us people who invaded the capital and beat police officers with flagpoles were unjustly persecuted civil rights heroes and now it’s taken about 45 minutes for them to be like “yeah if you write an op-ed you’re going to the blacksite that’s just common sense”

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

Big Brother is watching.

Democrats Just Watching Continue Screen Timer Tick Down hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

I'm pretty sure it would still be divided. We just wouldn't be staring at a constitutional crisis.

Im getting "cancelled" by thr woke "online left " for beingm too hot . This is Obams ametica.

All these comics and gags showing Trump supporters being beaten by Trump and deflecting it on to Democrats would be funny if it wasn't for the fact we're all getting beaten right now.

I don't know why my algorithm is sticking me with all the "dub is always bad" snobs and what I did to deserve this bullshit.

Kendrick's superbowl performance reminds me that there are a lot of people in the US who think Moby Dick is about a guy who really hated a whale.

Pete's here

Mob Psycho 100 is good

White supremacists suck at marketing to white people despite trying. They also believe that sex isn't for fun (even if it's with white people), no healthcare, even for white people, no vaccines, even for white people, no free food, even for white people, no lesbians, even if white, etc. Booooooooo

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

This is why you shouldn't get *any* of your information from AI. The creators can and will use it to hide things from you. I recall Gemini also doing this for uncomfortable questions about Google.

Get your fat ass back to work

Can someone tell Donald to just take a 4 year golf vacation

It is wild to find the "you can always tell" people out in the wild. I thought their existence was a joke. Nope. They're out there, confidently asserting that a girl they saw on social media is actually a guy. And as always, it's an afab girl. Chronically unfuckable, never seen a woman up close.

Don't find solidarity with the Chinese government, find it with the Chinese worker who struggles day to day.

LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire theonion.com/lapd-ar...

"Respect the flag" folks don't actually read flag code or follow protocol.

The rocket failed? I think we're looking at it wrong. Think of it like the Cybertruck. The frame is likely still salvageable. Just do the repairs, and it's back in order. That's Musk Engineering for ya.

Wait, the laundry room and bathroom combo seems like a goated combo. I can throw my clothes right into the wash before I shower without walking the house naked.

People Trump has pardoned to save them from being punished for owning a gun: 0 People Biden has pardoned to save them from being punished for owning a gun: 1 Biden is the most pro-gun president of our lifetime and the truest American. 2nd Amendment ftw 🦅🦅🦅

being a CEO must be so easy, get paid $50 million a year to just be stupid and say/do whatever