Thank you, Dear Internet, for always bringing me a silver lining. 🙏🏼

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well now what's to become of those 300 happy meals

this is how men stand at tailoring shops

Donald Trump couldn't handle COVID. Donald couldn't handle a war. Donald Trump can't even handle marriage.

Me and everyone is thinking it.

My gawd, the Fourth Reich executed a mom of three with stuffed animals and the press is still on Mayor Frey's language. My gawd.

Every MAGA including Donald is asking OpenAI what he meant

"It wasn't the brain," is when you know it's the brain.

WHY IS THE MILITARY IN ANY US CITY

Republicans are trash monkeys for that ever to have been included

Seriously, put Sandwich Guy on every talk show.

When Rand Paul is the voice of reason-- at the moment-- in your party, your party is a dumpster fire with Nazi tattoos

My favorite Biden post this year

RFK is using a mass shooting to politically go after drugs he doesn't like.

I hate to be the broken record, but imagine if a Democrat federalized anything - much less DC. Republicans would have started killing people.

If you can goad Donald's Secretary of Defense with just makeup material - imagine how easy it will be for them to enter a war (because of hurt feelings)

NPR found out because they were included on a White House Signal chat

The Press is who to blame. This should read "Humans can breath better when they're not being choked."

Bragging about "volume" during market carnage, is like bragging about the warm temperatures during a house fire.

I can't believe there's this many undercover penguins

Everything - literally everything - Donald has done in his presidencies are, on top of their hideous policy, absolutely always incompetent.

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit? I miss those days.

The Trump presidency is a pyramid scheme