Straight into my veins

Weird being in “have a blessed day” country

Truth be told I’m kinda scared to read this

The scariest answer is the pedo with the biscuit

ICYMI: Lt. Col. Robert Stirm, the Air Force officer whose return home after 5½ years as a POW in Vietnam was captured in the iconic, Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph "Burst of Joy," reportedly died this week at the age of 92. Read more about Stirm here: bit.ly/4peSiBk

I’m checking into a hotel in a city I’ve never been in before and see a bunch of marines holding their dress blues. Me to obvious jarhead: Excuse me but is the Marine Corps ball tonight? Marine: yes sir Me with alarm in my voice: in THIS hotel? Marine: Yes sir Me: Fuck. Okay, thanks. Dammit.

He looks like Curtis LeMay leaving the courtroom in an alternate universe where the allies lost bsky.app/profile/dans...

U.S. private equity firm Carlyle is exploring options to buy Russian oil major Lukoil's foreign assets, three sources familiar with the situation told Reuters. "Carlyle is in the early stages of exploring a purchase of the assets." www.reuters.com/business/ene...

“Your droog Dzheffry told me about the time you boobed vash head against door vatching girls”

I did not see this twist coming. But it is starting to fill in some missing pieces.

A clear contender for America’s Beria has emerged. Stephen Miller can reclaim the lead if anyone finds him in the Epstein emails www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...

my politics are that i just want a world where there are no 17 year olds desperate enough to let Matt Gaetz exploit them

Just in: DoorDash breached… “unauthorized third party gaining access to and taking certain user contact information…but may have included first and last name, phone number, email address and physical address” Next paragraph: “No sensitive information was accessed” 🤦‍♂️

Remember when the Russians deployed the Petr Velikiy to Venezuela back in 2008? www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2008/11/21/r...

"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda

I might be going straight down the rabbit hole here but “Mnuchin is good” could mean “I have shit on Mnuchin and I’m keeping that asset in place”

Operation Pedo Protect

“Akshully it’s ephebophilia” on its way to being a core Republican campaign plank

These are the kind of things that make the trumps relatable to the working class

I haven't seen a full index of names from the files but I suspect that Dems are going to have to cut off a lot of national figures soon. I've never seen the base this angry, now is the time to clean house and find fresh blood untainted by association with a sex trafficker of children

In 2017, the sitting president had Thanksgiving with his old friend who had been convicted of sex crimes with a minor. And we’re only learning about this now?

Other names that jumped out Chomsky Churkin Ken Starr Karp

Why would Epstein know Trump's election prospects on Oct. 15? Maybe Russia. That month Epstein arranged for Trump advisors Peter Thiel & Tom Barrack to meet Russian Vitali Churkin. Russia fed hacked emails to WikiLeaks. Then Thiel's folks spun up Pizzagate: a conspiracy about a pedophile ring. 4/

You just know Doughy Pantload Jr wrote this one handed

Ideally the President is a role model. Or at least a moral person. It’s beyond comprehension that he’s the worst person in the whole country.

the reason you are all confused by how poorly written all of these emails are is that all of you have, at some point, had a boss who would have fired you for grammar and punctuation this poor, none of these people ever did

Damn they're going into the FBI blackmail files

Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

I guess we know the reason Trump isn’t threatening to investigate, arrest, and jail Merrick Garland, huh.

I’m at the Epstein Files I’m at the Russiagate I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate

JFC

Was planning to write Trump is a pedo in chalk on my local pedestrian overpass but someone beat me to it

If this meeting is about anything besides 25th Amendment issues then it’s conspiracy and obstruction

So Michael Wolff is a co-conspirator at this point, right? And he blackmailed the president for access, right?

*HOUSE PANEL RELEASES ADDITIONAL 20,000 EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS

Who's gonna tell him

I have some fresh questions about how Wolff got almost 18 months of unrestricted access to both the Trump campaign and, later, the West Wing to write his book (that curiously doesn't mention this at all to my knowledge)

I just want to point out that thanks to the Supreme Court Trump could legally send Seal Team Six after the members of Congress that released this and there would be no legal recourse for anyone

This week has a real gotterdammerung feeling to it doesn’t it

Wonder what would happen if Obama did that?

Napoleon’s retreat from Moscow in Truth Social form

Would have never thought The Blues Brothers, the X-rated version of Caligula, Midnight Cowboy, and The Last Temptation of Christ. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/m...

I wouldn’t be too concerned about how obsessed he seems with death if he didn’t have control of the nuclear arsenal and seem like a prime candidate to take all the peasants with him into the afterlife

You know who else was excellent at math?

Jesus www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

A Russian company presented the country's first (per TASS) humanoid robot equipped with AI today; it didn't go very well. (The soundtrack is spot-on though)

It’s the “MAGA men stop publicly outing yourselves as cowards” challenge

guy you gotta run a few missions for in gta and it’s clear right away the last one is gonna be killing him

Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.