BIG IF TRUE

This is an all time cold open

What is it like to be on a plane and not have sweat dripping down ones ass crack?

The return of the 90s style bland chunky running shoe as a current style trend pisses me unnecessarily the fuck off. They're ugly as all sin. Why are they back. Leave them in the past. I get the return of some trends but leave those behind.

News is rough these days. Take this as a reminder that it doesn’t have to be.

FIVE DOLLAR GAS FUCK THE POPE JUST ONE MORE WAR

Interesting. I wonder if this is the first time people have had issues traversing that area.

We may never lose another Baseball Game

local old man gets STRAITMOGGED by Shia goofballs

HOW BOUT THEM RED SOX

Deus Ex

I for one would be thrilled to find the Glizzy Glass

It's bad But what's shocking to me is that we aren't 30th in everything

These stupid red socksz lost against Dustin fucking May Zach Kelly shitting down his leg didn't fuckin help

The Rome is solid and THE POST ALSO DOESNT MENTION THE SKA TRACK PAIRED WITH IT

Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile https://theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-baseless-reports-linking-her-to-wrong-wealthy-pedophile/

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

I love this timeline (for comedy sake)

Yeah BUDDY 🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Tale as old as time

crankin hog (listening to Bilmuri) when he dies

Know what's liberating? When you realize you can just say "no" to meeting invites. Protect your space.

The first "a" in "papacy" and "papal" has no business being a long "a". We gotta fix that up.

DRIZZLE THAT FUCKING KETCHUP

Coming soon: chocolates shaped like starfish

Operation Amontillado

A story of two cities

buddy looks like he's about to charge little round top

🚨🚨🚨TREVOR STORY GOT A 2 RBI DOUBLE🚨🚨🚨

What'd I say

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

"how does an investor process that?" we live in HELL

Call me naive, I don't think he'll do *nothing*, but this guy has nothing but proven he's all talk and never follows through with these grand threats. If anything they do one thing & blow it way out of proportion to make the base happy. We've seen this over and over. I'll believe it when I see it.

Me after trying to Lobstah Poutine at the ballyard last night

Overheard on the T after the game last night: "I love trains so much and this is the saddest I've ever been on a train." "Why's that?" "Cuz fuck John Henry"

Vocab word unlocked

Start drinkin water!

This is the thing about any "response" type role honestly. Bad shit is gonna happen And there 1000% is a high of responding to a high stakes intrusion. Same goes for any EMS/fire. There was a similar sense when I was doing SAR in Virginia. Chasing that high.

visceral response

"I need all NCOs down here right now."

God of the wind bein a real c word this game