We should've heeded their Warning

Haven't even read it yet but Andy churns out bangers only so it's gotta be good.

Artifacts from the Before Times

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

Oh fucccc

Me when my wife asks to go to the grocery store for 1 ingredient at 5:30pm on a weekday

This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public

Always count on the Guard.

Everything is fucked but I cannot be more grateful for a semblance of comfort and relative normalcy than being snowed in on a weekend watching the Pats go to the super bowl

Star Wars: The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Republic continues to have fascinating and haunting connections to the real world.

LETS FUCKING GO BABY SUPA BOWWWLLL

Old fashioned on deck (with Vermont maple bourbon obviously) Snowy football Tough game.

I think one of the most deceptive marketing moves was calling natural gas exactly that: "natural" Sounds like it's a more "green" energy source than it obviously is

MAYBS THIS SUNEVE. . .EYEL DEW A OLD FASHIONED 🥃 FTFY

Been saying it all week Patriots in Denver, against a backup QB Doesn't matter how the rest of the season has gone. This is just the perfect recipe for us to lose. That's just how it goes. Every time. I will not be surprised if we don't fucking turn this shit around. Clown show.

Laughing my fucking ass off

SEARCHING ON BLUESKY 4 "BOSTON SNOW" & FINDING A LOT OF PHOTOS OF BOSTON TERRIER DOGS IN SNOW

My extremely elegant son. He's legit just sitting like this, staring blankly, like he forgot what he was doing. My sweet stupid son.

folks out in boston tonite

Anyone know what that flag patch is on the guy in the background with the Nikes, the one cosplaying with NODs in broad daylight? There's a single symbol in the canton but haven't been able to find what that is.

More flags in the streets. Own the symbol for its true meaning.

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

Glory to the martyrs who defend the Republic

My heart is so goddamn shattered. I love this country so much.

For those who come after

😮‍💨 *ahem* once again I am asking people to stop calling things *WIPER Too awkward of a word. Cuz then you get names like BabyWiper.

I only get my weather advice from this account

My brain is so fuckin poisoned by work that I looked at this and genuinely forgot Bitlocker is a Microsoft thing and not a ransomware variant

not if it’s about our—I mean their—babies

Every. Single. Speech. Makes me wanna run through a fuckin wall.

The beautifully ignorant metaphor aside Guy clearly doesn't know how boats work

Would love to see an elementary paper on Dracula Flow

we will greet them as liberators

"you're eligible for a device refresh" 👀 New tech 😭 All my stickers 👀 But NEW AND MAYBE FASTER 😰 But corporate waste 👀 BUT NEW 🙃 But lazy 👀 But everything Cloud 🫠 But stickers...

Someone told him how NATO works Thank goodness I guess? Until KMart Goebbels gets in his ear again

check out Inaction Bronson

big shout out to everyone attempting to complete basic tasks

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT CRAIG

Very fun that everyone who panicked about Biden's mental acuity is willing to sit through this endless national humiliation ritual.

My portfolio is up 20% because of pivot to foreign markets 💪 ( 🫠 )

Oh really

I just don't comprehend being this out of tune with what's going on How can you be alive in this country, someone walks up to you and goes "hey I'm hearing this trump guy is good for business" and just goin "huh, haven't heard much about him. sick" *vote* IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024

(my parents are split so the second is my mom's) Shoulda just stopped feeding his kids I guess 🤷

Watching our global dominance crumble away because of collective idiocy

pigeon

DIME PIECE

TODDLER GOVERNMENT