I don't think you want infantryman doing *anything* other than being infantryman ~ a former infantryman

Chat is it against UCMJ to tell troops to obey their oath

Pats kehd LOVE THE DRAKE

I'm being bombarded with Pytorch errors and Drake is tossing pick 6s At least I have beer

Idk what life you're living there Duffalupagus but I am in my best mood in sweats

Overtired 1am skeets

NOOOOW MY BITTER HANDS CRADLE BROKEN GLASS OF WHAT WAS EVERYTHING ALL THE PICTURES HAVE ALL BEEN WASHED IN BLACK TATTOOED EVERYTHING

Most Thanksgiving foods are good, actually. Thanksgiving rocks.

*man bravely standing up* turkey is good, actually

Percs so good I got Trump and Mamdani shaking hands

Thar is a real sentence that exists We are in Bananaland

Bro shut the fuck up I will kill myself before wearing normie clothes on a plane

Tell all the Coasties who dropped soldiers off at Normandy this Go ahead I dare them

Everything I hate is computer

Couldn't think of a more stereotypical Year Zero than this tbh

Can't wait for them to all be redacted then we'll be the losers because they can say they did it now move on

I am unfortunately not cyber(warcon)'in this go-around-the-sun. I don't wanna go anywhere. Any time soon. I'm tired boss. (Of traveling.. my new house is sick)

The proof that there is no benevolent god is not only that I can't subsist entirely off bread and butter But also that the serving size for peanut butter is 2 Tbsp and has a criminally high amount of calories for that little food.

Revolution doc opening up with THE BOYS

Mega appreciate ASO's commentary on specifics. Definitely glosses over a lot. Probably for sake of time. Could probably make a 20+ parter series but they have 6 to do it with. That said, still enjoyed that first ep and Samuel Adams fires me up.

Lfg

HE DID IT ALL FOR THE NUZZI

I want off Mr Bones Wild Ride

Every day I kick myself for having morals and experiencing shame and guilt and not being a grifting asshole to take advantage of people's faith

GOAT STATE

People will see a "report" by some rando "researcher" who fucks off at their own job and believe it to a T Then go and doubt a report published by a trusted vendor Bananaland

"where's the 3P confirmation on this report based on information that this org has exclusive access to!" What are we doing

WAR ON BEARDS

If you wear this in public you deserve a sock party with the phone sock

you're at Cambria I need you at Coheed

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"

1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️

*she

Me with sub $100 Target brand overcoat

oleni.org Literally the most heartwarming thing you can do in the next month or so.

John appears. Posts a banger. Back into bsky hibernation.

Was on my morning run and while listening to Words to Me by Sugar Ray I realized if you change the chorus to “Xi sings these words to me” it’s a song about the CCP working for reunification with Taiwan.

NOT TO MENTION MORE SPRAY PAINTED HOME DEPOT DECORATIONS ON TOP

BE GAY. AFFORD CHEMO. LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR

I still don't know if this whole thread is satire

Kraft is suspended henceforth.

I miss the frog from the old Google weather app