Big "we've been expecting you" energy from the pets

when your phone is like "heyyyy there girlie pop just thought you'd like to see some picsssss" and it's like the one picture of your ex-girlfriend you somehow forgot to delete where did you even find that

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

my lust and drive for life is directly proportional to how much passion i have for my current project(s). ...and right now i have NO projects, which means life is very intolerable and hard

when ur besties are getting married, having children, advancing their careers etc. and ur just.............. buying the 12" replica Larry O'Brien trophy with sublimated plate commemorating the Toronto Raptors' 2019 NBA Championship

Who needs to go to THERAPY today when the Blue Jays are headed to the World Series and the NBA is BACK!!!???

Canadian piercing shop called Lester Be Piercin'

[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires

NEW @pile.bsky.social ALBUM I PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE pile.bandcamp.com/album/sunshi...

chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back

07-22 vibe: All The Way Dumb - Angel Du$t open.spotify.com/track/5TL30j...

Sometimes I'm like "I should just End It All" and then I play video games with a friend(s) and I'm like "Life Is Beautiful" lmao

i dont smoke weed anymore, ive grown up. matured. evolved. the only drugs i need are "peaceful beauty of the morning sun", "reading a book on a lazy afternoon" and "ketamine"

This is an *incredible* profile. My feelings about Embiid have been complex and I've increasingly leaned toward Cut The Shit, Man... but the delving into his loneliness and why really hit me. Wonderful journalism; makes you think, challenges you.

July 11th mood: glitterer.bandcamp.com/track/destiny

SIAKAM TAKES FLIGHT 🛫

“The power of an idea”

Got in the elevator and was asked "quel étage?" I said "dix" Took every single fiber of my being to not say "DIX NUTS" in the silence of the ride up lmao

Basketball, man.

That's my GOAT

trans people are real and bathrooms and sports are made up. if you act like that's the other way around i do not have to hear your argument because it is based on a false premise

05-29 Mood: mannequinpussy.bandcamp.com/track/nothin...

they should invent a me that doesn't take up a new artistic hobby every three weeks

Saying “I’ve asked the WNBA for comment” every time I’m slightly inconvenienced from now on

Be yourself… oh okay, don’t do that again. Nobody liked that.

My brain is trying really hard to get me to sabotage all the good things in my life right now. She's like, "you should end all of your relationships and also your life!!!"

today we are riding the struggle bus to the struggle train all the way to the struggle plane and then to the struggle boat to go to struggle town in struggle county, struggle state, struggle country, MAN fuck

The left needs its own Tyrese Haliburton

And the Lord said, "it must first be so over, before we can be so back."

Yeah I’m into LLMs Long Lasting Memories

Currently wondering how it feels to decide you want to do something, actually STARTING and DOING it, and then actually FINISHING it. Must feel really good! Shit must go crazy! Very foreign to me!

May? that's loser talk. winners call this month CAN

The Pope can fast travel to any church as long as he has already unlocked that diocese

I need to live more biblically (writing a set of verses longingly describing the beauty of my lover)

Why was pen pals only a grade school thing? Anyways, looking for a pen pal...

Happy #WNBA Opening Day!

Anyone in Toronto wanna start a Free Jazz Wrestling League?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

One for my non-UK pals on here 😉

the person who came up with the "thinking cap" concept was definitely on to something. I DO feel a bit more productive when I put on my little hat

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

imagine what I could do with all the time i spend wondering if i’m a bad person

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo