if you flip tektites with the megaton hammer in OOT then hookshot them into a body of water they will Ascend when they unfreeze

>kneeling at da rave >popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue >“rise my child” >the beat drops >feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me >somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm

My qigong is so fucking disrupted

why are you, as a Man, not immanentizing the eschaton?

I don't care how it's shifted. 'crashing out' means falling asleep. I've literally used it that way for more than a decade and nobody can convince me otherwise. You're all wrong

Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.

i will never forgive sam altman for how much damage he’s inflicted upon the em dash enjoyer community

ofc i only get into the Packers after i get grs

girl opposed to chastity for prison abolitionist reasons

😤

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

Trying to square the osrs community's adorable insistence on 'only do the content you want' with the existence of the zerker ring. Try to tell me Dagannoth Kings and Soul Wars are optional content

Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

VIV VIREX MARRIED AND LOVE HER WIFE!!!! @headlessjulie.bsky.social

penis fencing? no, no. i'm a penis fence! [sells your cock at a steep reduction in price with my gray-market access]

she tower on my clock till i BING BONG

We're Americans. The closest we get to health care is cheap toothpaste

ID LET A HOT WOMAN PISS ON ME PROBABLY ………

Tropicana: Sip your piss.™

GAY RAT

here's something cool: the son of the letter carrier on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (McFeely) is a real letter carrier for the USPS and he's our letter carrier and he's awesome

Occam's Sock'em Razor

Viv Virex halloween post way late

this really oingos my boingos

he can't keep getting away with it!!!

if ever you are feeling down, just imagine Michael Caine saying the phrase 'steelie wheelie automobiley'

nah

women

Phrygian dominant (5th mode of harmonic minor) is the most badass of modes, just ask Dave Mustaine

i've been mumbling "girl penis hallelujah" all day to myself i hate this fucking guy god damn it

i fucking love decimating an entire ecosystem of ibex

Thank god dick cheney isn't alive to see this

THERE GOES ANDREW CUOMO... THE BIGGEST ASS... THAT EVER LIVED. WHAT A DOUCHE

have you seen mell lately? well now you have!

dreamlike #gpose | #elezen

All my apes divorced

I'm not popular but it's fine-- I'm a poster's poster. You really have to have exquisite taste to understand my style

Why do headphone cases have such hypnotically perfect 'shove me up your ass' shapes... seductive little lozenges

THE RULE SAYS 3 PUMPS!!!!

we should all collectively do this to wuk lamat and her exposed midriff

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Fuckin' HOA Nazis.

some of you girls have to stop inventing hierarchies so your insecurities can place you at the bottom of them