BREAKING: James Comer has announced today he will subpoena President Obama in the Epstein Investigation because he says "Everyone knows 'Those People' crave White Girls." /Sarcasm

this recession has gone TOO FAR

So fitting that this will be happening on April Fools. You have to be a Fool to believe anything he says

The official spokesperson of "Shake-weight" has arrived...

Iran just leaked Kash Patel's recipe for asshole bleaching #IranHack #kashpatel

I mean... damn www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/co...

Don't believe the world is getting better just because the alcohol or week makes it seem a little better tonight.

Trump actually holds up tin can with string and shows reporters his "hotline" to Iran during press conference...

At the ripe old age of 52, I have at least another week of civilian life...

Turning the Epstein/Mar-a-Lago district BLUE

"V" for Vendetta

V for Venezuela V for victory

Rooting so hard for Venezuela #WBC

Phantom of the Opurra

I am announcing my intention to reprise my role as an acerbic progressive angry white male Veteran with no fucks left to give.

Use WAR to hide your pedophile CRIMES! #Iran #Epstein #EpstineFiles

Markwayne Mullin is the kind of DEI hire conservatives have been warning us all about:

Remember billionaires are so excited about AI because it promises to finally replace white collar workers

Nights when the magic kicks in

“Ellis, a registered nurse who is Haitian-American, said she is outraged and called for an investigation into Damas' death, which she said came weeks after the man first complained of tooth pain to Florence staff. 'Nobody should die from a toothache,’ Ellis said. 'Something has to be done.’”

Marco Rubio put Americans at risk and then abandoned them. He must be held accountable. #SheShed #Voices4Victory

In 1953, the US with the support of the UK launched operation Ajax to overthrow the democratically elected leader of Iran, in large part to protect British Petroleum from losing their interests in the Oil after Mosaddegh moved to nationalize oil production: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1953_Ir...

When Trump selected a rabid, racist, drunken Chihuahua for Secretary of Defense, this was the sound bite we were all waiting for.

The Earth without its Instagram filter

You cannot keep screaming “why aren’t Democrats impeaching him?” when Republicans control the House. Impeachment starts in the House. The majority party decides what gets brought to a vote. Right now, that’s Republicans. Be mad at the Republicans who are too scared to do their jobs.

'How did you not think about this?' Trump admin under fire over Iran evacuation. We shouldn’t be shocked but this is impossibly irresponsible- so typical.

How I arrived on Bluesky

"Things Trump Did to Distract from the Epstein Files"

Literal Receipts

Hey @nytimes.com - Thought you had higher journalistic standards than this...

FUCK

"Pentagon officials acknowledge Iran was not planning to strike US Now, Iran’s political future remains unclear, as Trump conceded that individuals he had considered as potential new leaders are dead The Pentagon is worried about depleting military stockpiles" open.substack.com/pub/rawstory...

The Pentagon confirmed there was NO sign that Iran was going to attack the U.S. No imminent threat. No authorization from Congress. No reason our service members should be dead. And no exit plan or strategy. This war on Iran is a reckless and deadly mistake by this regime.

We begin to understand his obsession with drapes... any exposure to sunlight seems to create problems for those with a thirst for the blood of virgins...

What a crazy Epsteinian world is this.

They're calling them 'Epstein's Angels'

New, from me: Why is American attacking Iran? It helps to have a coherent reason, to justify to the US public the costs in money and blood, to allies about the potential long-term risks, and to Iranians about the future of their country. Lets take a look 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-reason...

Reason 1: Iran was working on nuclear weapons and ICBMs. Nuclear weapons a week away according to Steve Witkoff, our negotiator with Iran! But, the White House recently said they were years away. Trump also said Iran was building ICBM's that could reach America. Not consistent with intelligence.

The Dictator-in-Chief is a big fan of 1930's era Fascist decorations and sloganeering motifs.

Due to restrictions on being within 300 yards of a loveseat, the Vice President was required to stay at an undisclosed location with gender-neutral furnishings.

Chowda Power

The PM once said: “We will not allow the powerful to treat justice as optional.” @PaulKohlerSW19.bsky.social asked this week if those words apply to those who assisted Britain’s Epstein, Mohamed Al-Fayed.

KERMANI: “Your prime minister is a war criminal, you don’t have the moral high ground… What about those schoolgirls killed in Iran?”

H/T @thegoodliars.bsky.social