If DOGE had been all about THIS kind of corruption I would have cheered...

Women for GOP... I cannot think of a better summary than this woman

Being held without bail because the judge remembers me signing my name with pee in the snow of his front yard is sort of my thing...

"They come down here all the time, but don't stay because I don't have a big enough ballroom, have you seen my ballroom, it's gonna be soooo big"

"Of course there's a Technology the Left is Excited about"

Giving up Lent for Lent

My obituary will just a live feed of my moots from Bsky

Tar Baby... Carr Baby... FCC You

My guess is that the goal here is not only to punish the children for turning more people against ICE/DHS, but also to make news outlets think twice about reporting on kids' suffering at the hands of ICE/DHS, out of concern that doing so might lead to retaliation against the kids.

More gents like this

"We're just going to do some stalking for cops who abuse their spouses" wait no don't write that down.

Exactly!

This is a much bigger story than the coverage it is currently getting

"It's funny you ask. I don't know how to breathe, but look at me, I'm breathing... or am I? I don't even know. I think there are strings holding me up. I can't even tell. It's like someone else is speaking through me. I just flop over at night in the corner while things happen around me."

I really would have thought there would be more streakers at the Winter Olympics...

As was foretold in the postings of @deecherrywriter.bsky.social

Wednesday

Can someone tell me which of the Dem leadership is responsible for leading the raft of Impeachments that will be launched after the Mid-terms? They all need to happen at once so none of these Pedo-covering clowns can EVER hold office again.

This is a blatant example of an action that will likely fail later in court if challenged under Free Speech violations but will still have the desired effect of chilling free speech in the moment and convey the message that they can act with impunity.. This should be enjoined.

If I die tomorrow, today's Skeets will have to suffice.

"You are surprisingly adept at dodging both facts and reality while speaking and thinking."

Justice for Epstein victims. Today’s cartoon by Paresh Nath. More cartoons: www.cartoonmovement.com #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #PamBondi #justice

When the Pedophile In Chief claims exoneration...

Do u know me? I think not.

So a man who ran from a house where he used acid in a hot tub for undisclosed purposes and no one thought to involve law enforcement, is now in trouble over money. I drink myself to sleep every night over how fucked up our nations priorities are.

Beyond Impeachment, the Dems need to be taking notes about EXACTLY what laws and rules need to be changed to prevent any such perversions of power and authority in the future.

It should be noted that the Oxford English Dictionary suggests that the proper word is "Biatch"

Zorro Ranch: What a Real Re-Examination Would Actually Require-An Even Deeper Dive open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...

#IceGestapo Make it a thing Bsky

In this, the Second Epstein Administration, the Icegestapo really seem to have taken a more prominent role...

...back when flirting with the waitress at the all night diner was an art form.

"Let them eat Shit" Kristy Noem

Crypto is a Derivative Crypto is a Derivative Crypto is a ... You get it. Anything anyone else says is a lie.

Wish me luck for my interview next week as an AI Chatbot...

Yes, I am old enough to remember the OG Voltron

This alone is worth the price of a season ticket.

"Superman, Batman, and the rest of the DC gang are powerless to protect you against diseases like polio, measles and rubella. These diseases can cripple and even kill. But they can be easily prevented with painless vaccinations." [New York City Council, 1980]

I haven't run out of hate for the Nazis. I just have some extra creative bullshit to unload tonight.

Remember to clock out when ur done Skeeting for the night or Alf won't know how much to pay you for your contribution to the New World Order

Back in the day...

Remember all the nutritional value comes from the Alt-text of a skeet

Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a twilight zone parallel universe and everyone around me is brainwashed and clueless and can’t see reality staring them in the face. Very literally life has become a They Live scenario.

Josh Johnson destroying Elon Musk for begging Epstein to come to the pedo island is the funniest shit I’ve seen this morning.

It's not a "theory" if the DOJ is actively covering up for powerful people. It's just called a "Conspiracy"

When the Crows look down at the Meat Processing Plant and nudge each other... "That's a 'Murder of Cows'..." and they all start laughing

Severance... because it's my real life.

Minnesota's top investigative agency says federal government has formally refused to hand over evidence and information in the killing of Alex Pretti www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...