Beavers are just one of the animals we’ve helped bring back to London after centuries. Can’t wait to see what David Attenborough uncovers in his new series Wild London on the BBC on New Year’s Day.

Sheeeeeeeeet 😰

For most of our history, if you called the president a felon and a sex predator, you’d be making wild, unfair accusations. Now, you’re just repeating facts that were confirmed in court.

Happy New Year you lovely people. A reminder that 2026 should be the year you leave X (if you haven’t already!)

"I write this letter, as I wrote my original letter ... simply because, in the light of having worked for nearly fifty years in education and mental health, I regard these pupils’ accounts to be painfully authentic and sadly consistent with Farage’s previously recorded views and behaviours."

Question: But the president’s statements that he believed the election was rife with fraud—those are statements protected by the First Amendment, correct? Smith: Absolutely not. If they are made to target a lawful government function and are made with knowing falsity, then no, they are not.

🇺🇦🎄 Zelensky: Russia does not end its wars on its own; there has never been a war in history that it ended of its own free will—only under pressure, only under coercion, which it then calls a “goodwill gesture.”

“Elon Musk admitted to his biographer that the reason the Hyperloop was announced—even though he had no intention of pursuing it—was to try to disrupt the California high-speed rail project to get in the way of that actually succeeding.” — @parismarx.com in @gizmodo.com He’s always been this way.

In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."

Holy fuck! Showing ZERO fear of retribution from a vengeance-obsessed TRAITOR who attempted to overturn the 2020 presidential election, usurp the constitution, and overthrow the U.S. government, Jack Smith, with ZERO fucks left to give is what a badass American hero looks like.

🇪🇺 Kallas: Russia’s claim that Ukraine recently targeted key government sites in Russia is a “deliberate distraction. No one should accept unfounded claims from the aggressor who has indiscriminately targeted Ukraine’s infrastructure and civilians since the start of the war.

🇺🇦‼️ Zelensky on Putin's statement that he wants to see Ukraine successful: "I don't know what he told Trump, but there is zero faith in these words. If what he did in Bakhmut, Vovchansk, Chasiv Yar, Pokrovsk now is called success, then let them build such success in Russia."

🇺🇦 Zelensky: "We must understand that Russia does not want any referendum. First, security is needed for a referendum. They do not want to give us security, a "ceasefire" for people, until some issues are resolved. It is impossible to hold a referendum without a secure infrastructure."

‼️🇺🇦 The strikes on Putin's Valdai residence are fake, no one hit there, - Zelensky "Our negotiating team connected with the American one, they discussed the details. We understand that this is a fake. And our partners can always verify that it was a fake, thanks to technical capabilities."

Unsolicited dik-dik pic.

As I (and thousands of other people) predicted, Labour's non-deal with the USA wasn't worth the paper it isn't printed on. Starmer set Britain up to be Trump's chew toy. Absolutely catastrophic to have traded our EU membership for this turbocharged farce. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...

At the same time, the residence and surrounding strategic facilities are well protected by air defense, but no one heard any explosions or sounds of drones.

😐 Residents of Valdai, where Putin's residence is located, did not notice the flight of dozens of UAVs, nor warnings of an attack, and did not hear explosions - Russian opposition media. Journalists spoke with locals and concluded that the information about a "mass attack" is not confirmed.

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

The damage these two have done to the world, and to their own countries, is catastrophic

An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.

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Oh excellent news. Brexit sovereignty strikes again. ‘Global’ Little Britain gets to plead with foreign powers not to screw us over. And foreign powers say no. We will be doing this shit for years. What an idiotically avoidable waste of our time and resources. www.farminguk.com/news/chlorin...

35 million Americans live in poverty, and yet, this is what our president is focused on.

When people say they want to go back to a time "when men were men", I point them to Issue 2528 of the "Men in Belted Sweaters" catalogue.

they have designed these machines to simulate human agents and they are constantly pitching the idea that these machines really *are* agents, but when one of these machines kills a person they say “you can’t hold them to account, they’re just machines, read the instructions”

@yplac.bsky.social he parked like a c… (Actually parked very correctly but made me laugh)

AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce

Name this novel recreated with bread

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting

This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.

That... That's not a space. AND NO, NEITHER IS THAT ONE. FUCKS SAKE! Brace of weapons grade wankers. #YPLAC

🇺🇦🙏 9-year-old Ukrainian gymnast Oleksandra Paskal, who lost her leg during the war, won a bronze medal at the gymnastics tournament. 💬 "We were unable to fully and properly prepare — we spent a lot of time in a bomb shelter. I took 3rd place, and for me this is a special victory," she wrote.

Still need to donate something before the end of the year. Consider us! And help women and girls across Kosovo play rugby.

People missing the point ENTIRELY. This is nothing to do with the authenticity/credibility of the document. The attempt to suppress it is prima facie unlawful, explicit under s.(b)(1) of the act Congress passed last month, signed into law by Trump himself. "Turned out to be fake" is *not* a defence.

My “London is falling” moment: some company called Until has hung giant shiny letters spelling out their name in a curved window on Charing Cross Road so the UNT really stands out as you walk down and nobody, not one of you, has added a C. For shame, London. For shame ☹️

Got levelled up in the great game of rugby union refereeing! Roll on 2026

In addition to this, in return for Ukraine giving up its nuclear weapons, Russia will agree its borders and gaurentee not to try to change them by force. Very trustworthy guys once they make an agreement

During the night of the 20 to 21 December, 2025, Ukraine’s military intelligence with help of locals infiltrated a Russian air base and destroyed two Russian fighter jets, a Su-30 and Su-27. This operation was conducted near Lipetsk in Russia. The preparations of this operation took two weeks.

@ms.now The Fat Ass Felon had this photo removed from the criminal obstruction of justice DOJ-OOJ website. So…

“What more is there to say about the character of this petty, hollow, squalid, overstuffed man? — sometimes the point bears stressing: We are led by the most loathsome human being ever to occupy the White House.” www.sltrib.com/opinion/comm...

"Donald Trump is not just a failure as a President. He is a failure as a human being." – Rob Reiner

If evidence has been destroyed, juries are instructed that they can assume that evidence would have shown the defendant's guilt. The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.

💔 All that remains of Toretsk, home to about 30,000 people before Russia's arrival. The town was completely destroyed by the Russians. It will likely not be rebuilt, as it was a mining town, and all the mines have been destroyed, and Russia has no use for them.

1) There was no cease fire 2) The Epstein files will not be released 3) The “Warrior Dividend” is just the asshole putting his name on Congressional appropriations 4) The tariffs are taxes on us, paid by us 5) Venezuela is not sending fentanyl to our shores, and its oilfield were never ours

The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.

I've written something about AI. Not only the technology, also the little shitters who currently control 90% of it. llewellyn.substack.com/p/bye-bye-ba...

Isn’t this the smoking gun? Isn’t this what he’s been fighting tooth and nail to stop people seeing? What more do they need to see? And yet he’s still president… (With apologies if you’re trying to enjoy your breakfast while reading this.)