when you weren't a fujo you were a man in the wrong body and now you have to watch women treat your sexuality like a spectator sport and tell you it's wrong to feel gross and alienated about that

give me m/m stories written by men challenge im so tired

Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”. This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The report an offer feature on query manager should only be used to report an offer of rep or pub It should not be used to report a full request (esp for agents who say don't contact them for requests) This has been happening a lot lately, so if someone is telling you to do this, don't listen

Today I discovered that Bus Rodent from Fleabag and Nadja from What We Do In the Shadows are IRL brother and sister. I had no idea!

I don't care why nazis like MTG occasionally speak truth to power. I'm curious why more Democrats don't.

1) It's totally fine to appreciate that MTG is creating an intra-party feud. 2) For those of you welcoming her into the coalition, you clearly never watched pro wrestling. This has "false face turn" all over it. 3) I long for the day when MTG stands for Magic: The Gathering again.

😍😍😍 I’m so proud to be working with Bailey, y’all! What a talent! Graphic novel editors - prepare yourselves! 😈

Does anyone else call these types of cats “Adam Driver cats”?

You should be allowed to draw comics as your profession Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation

Ya know what would be tasty in this fascist hellscape? Boba tea but instead of tapioca pearls it’s just a cocktail of mental health meds and pot gummies.

Ugh just saw the news about the shutdown ending. Can the Dems ever do anything right?!

I just think it would be really funny if the Christian god turned out to be real and was like "Oh, I don't care about gay people, but y'all are all going to hell for the shrimp and polyester."

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was "that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

Mamdaniiiiii!!!!! 🎉

When did Canada Dry start adding sodium to their seltzer?! I'm so mad. I've been buying this brand for years specifically because it didn't contain sodium! Google is absolutely no help. It says "it doesn't" but I'm literally looking at the label and it says 10mg per bottle!

Sung to the tune of Master of the House: Cheese thats in the house sittin all alone Im gonna devour this provolone Cut me off a slice this is gettin real Fuck I think Im gonna eat the whole damn wheel Everybody ❤️s a Gouda Brie & mozzarella too I keep eating cheeses Jesus imma need some crusty bread

It’s me. I’m women.

This is the beauty standard I aspire to live up to someday.

It is really autumning out in New York City today. My witchy spirit is happy.

If you like YA romcoms with fake dating, rivals to lovers, aromantic AND asexual MCs, girls who are Too Much™️, boys who are “too soft,” or books that’ll make you laugh AND cry, you can add my debut on Goodreads—Not Your Typical Love Story is coming from @wednesdaybooks.bsky.social in 2027! 3/4

There are GALLEYS OF MY DEBUT! The emotions I felt when I first held my book (and still feel every time I look at the galleys on my shelf) were…I don’t even know. A lot. A jumbled up mix of a whole freaking lot. 1/4 #author #yaauthors #queerya ##2027debut #asexual #aromantic #debutauthors

Is there a cuter response to "are you asleep?" than light snoring sounds?

My first Campaign 4 art, and as is tradition, I came up with my own takes on the characters going mostly from the in-game descriptions & vibes during the first episode as a fun character design challenge that I do each campaign #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleArt #CriticalRolefanart #fanart #bskyart

I just saw two pigeons humping on the subway platform, and then when they realized they’d been “walked in on,” they stopped and walked away in opposite directions like they were embarrassed. So that’s how my day is going. 😆

If bbno$ and Bad Bunny had a child together, would it be named Bad bbno🐰?

I’ve never been SO mad at a cup of coffee before. First it spilled coming out of the pot, then it splashed onto a plate of food while I was stirring in the sweetener, and then a cord fell into it while I was trying to plug something in. Like, I’m sorry, but fuck this cup of coffee in particular!

To the tune of Zero to Hero from Hercules: 🎶 Bless my soul Hotdog on a roll Ketchup, mustard, relish On a plate but not a bowl Barbecue Potato salad too If you bring the deviled eggs Then you can join the crew

hey remember when i said i had some changes? ⬇️⬇️

Some pretty big news! Announcing Au Literary Management, where stories are as good as gold! Follow us over at @auliterarymgmt.bsky.social for updates.

this is outstanding especially because I just watched Lord of the rings last week. Thanks for this

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

On more than one occasion, Roy has moved around and made noise in his sleep and I’ve looked over at him to see if he’s ok and he chooses that exact moment to open his eyes. He startles every time because it looks (to him) like I’m just staring at him while he sleeps. 😂

“Sorry I’m late. There was a spider.” The spider:

Yesterday: No suspect in custody. "We will jump to the conclusion it was a radical trans leftist, we should persecute all people like this person" Today: Suspect in custody is from Utah, his dad is a Christian pastor. "We can't jump to any conclusions about this person's background or ideology".

Going from “THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO OWN THIS” to “he was one of us so let’s pray for him” is another great heel-turn hit from the same dipshit who gave us the “lgbtq people deserve our respect” to “lgbtq people are all disgusting gr00mers” heel-turn

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies" Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

"Violence has no place in politics" You think cutting off funding for food, education, housing and medical care isn't violent? You think arresting, jailing, deporting and killing people for the color of their skin isn't violent? Worms are in a lot of brains if you think violence isn't already here.

If every tattoo artist in the world was replaced with a robot, I'd never get tattooed again. The point is the art and the interaction. The process is just as important as the product. AI tech evangelists always want to shortcut the process as if it's superfluous. But that's where the creativity is.

I go to her because she gets me and she's hella talented - shoutout to Candi Kinyōbi at Dark Horse in La. Even when I get simple line work, she's my go-to. There's a difference between someone who does tattoos and an artist. I have ink from both and the latter are the ones I treasure.

I have an artist I've been working with for more than a decade. Do you know what my process is? I email her a vague description of what I want or send a reference, I venmo her a deposit, then at the appointment she shows me what she's got, we negotiate, and then she inks me. It's not complicated.

When you’re trying to get work done but the love of your life rolls over in his sleep and wraps himself around your arm so you can’t type. 😓😓😍

How the Emperor Stella Got Her New Groove Back (shut up, I’m stuck on the subway with only my thoughts!)

Using ChatGPT

Folks looking for a #freelanceeditor - I still have spots open on my schedule for August and early September. Open to developmental edits, query and/or synopsis reviews, and 1-on-1 video or phone calls. Feel free to reach out at [email protected] or via Reedsy (link in bio) for pricing.

I'm really frustrated right now and I need to vent. Be forewarned though, this is DnD-related, so if you're not into nerd shit, look away now. Also, TW, sex, sex work, war, gore, and sex trafficking.

Happy Release Day to Lord of Ruin by @kmenright.bsky.social!! I’m 75% through and it absolutely lives up to the bar Mistress of Lies set. If you’re looking for a dark, sexy, bloodbath of a vampire series with a trio of morally grey protagonists, The Age of Blood is for you. #booksky #bookreview

'No Body No Crime' is a twisty, loved-up crime caper for the ages! When Mel is hired to track her ex, Chloe, she finds her living off-grid. Who is hunting her? And what does it have to do with the boy they killed?👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🔫 Out August 14th @deadinkbooks.bsky.social @sharpegirl.bsky.social buff.ly/OQh4jCp